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The ground trembles as you walk.
The definition of "fear" in the dictionary features a picture of you.
You are the harbinger of death, bane of creatures subaqueous.
No man on this barren, twisted mortal plane dare to share the horrors of the wriggling worms cast away by the hundreds on your hook.
None will find solace in the endless seas of the damned...
They will cower in fear at your gaze and at your twisted crown.
The burden of it's power rests on your head alone.
It is a truly evil artifact with near limitless power, do you dare accept it?
But hey, every time you wear this you'll reel in so many lake trout and widemouthed bass you'll need a 2nd livewell.
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The Big Fish Hat
This hat is the fucking shit! When I say this hat is the best, I fucking mean it. It’s a total babe magnet! I was at a concert and had Milfs walking up to read it, got this chick’s Snapchat outside while having a smoke because of this ridiculous hat. It’s now part of my EDC
Groom loved it.
Finally picked this up during a sale, and given the price I am fairly disappointed in the product. Quality is carnival prize-tier construction, but at least the text is well printed. But the real kicker for me is how small the hat is. I admit I have a fairly big head, but even maxing out the snaps this thing would not fit on my head.
I get this is a gag product by a small company. I really do. But even then, at this quality the price should be like fifteen bucks at most. I'm not mad, just disappointed. Because I know KS can do better.
Fish
Now I alienate everyone on sight, instead of after a few minutes of conversation.
