Uncle Ted's Patch
Uncle Ted's Patch

Microwaved rice and it's consequences have been a disaster to kitchens everywhere. They have greatly increased the rice-expectancy of those of us who live in "grain filled" countries, but they have destabilized cooking, have made meals less flavorful, have subjected rice cookers to indignities, have lead to widespread blandness, and have inflicted severe damage on people's taste buds. 

Uncle Ted's: An explosion of flavor right as you open it up!

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 4" x 3"

Uncle Ted's Patch

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Microwaved rice and it's consequences have been a disaster to kitchens everywhere. They have greatly increased the rice-expectancy of those of us who live in "grain filled" countries, but they have destabilized cooking, have made meals less flavorful, have subjected rice cookers to indignities, have lead to widespread blandness, and have inflicted severe damage on people's taste buds. 

Uncle Ted's: An explosion of flavor right as you open it up!

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 4" x 3"
average rating 5.0 out of 5
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Reviewed by Tyler T.
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The FBI Sends Me More DMs than Your Mom

Never in my life have I gotten so much attention from all corners of society. Tony down at Sbarro's... The smokin' hot librarian... That one guy in my militia who always seems to be asking if I've "got a permit for that"... My credit account has gotten a few inquiries recently that I can't explain, but my various algorithms have also been acting weird... Lots of homesteading and bushcraft videos, a lot of combat equipment on Amazon. No complaints here!

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Make a sticker verison!

read the title

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Uncle Ted Is My Spirit Animal

Uncle Ted was right about everything and there's no better way to display my admiration for him other than purchasing and displaying this commemorative patch.

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Reviewed by Connor M.
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Love it

Going straight on my airsoft kit.

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Great Purchase!

Really love the design, was a good price for something I’d have a very hard time getting anywhere else with the same quality guarantees!

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