Uncle Ted's Patch
Uncle Ted's Patch

Microwaved rice and it's consequences have been a disaster to kitchens everywhere. They have greatly increased the rice-expectancy of those of us who live in "grain filled" countries, but they have destabilized cooking, have made meals less flavorful, have subjected rice cookers to indignities, have lead to widespread blandness, and have inflicted severe damage on people's taste buds. 

Uncle Ted's: An explosion of flavor right as you open it up!

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 4" x 3"

Uncle Ted's Patch

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Microwaved rice and it's consequences have been a disaster to kitchens everywhere. They have greatly increased the rice-expectancy of those of us who live in "grain filled" countries, but they have destabilized cooking, have made meals less flavorful, have subjected rice cookers to indignities, have lead to widespread blandness, and have inflicted severe damage on people's taste buds. 

Uncle Ted's: An explosion of flavor right as you open it up!

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 4" x 3"
average rating 5.0 out of 5
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Reviewed by Ryan N.
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Industrial Society and it's consequences have been a disaster for my bank account. You guys keep selling cool ass shit that I want and I hate you all for it.

Signed ....

FC

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Fun times with Uncle Ted

Best terrorist joke I can wear on my arm in public

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Reviewed by Marc H.
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Good Patch

A very fun way to end up on a watch list. Jokes on them, I don't live in America. I actually lives somewhere much worse.

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Great!

Awesome!

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Reviewed by John K.
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Ted was right

I have this patch on my toolbag I use for telecom work and it lets other tree boiz know im on their side, even if I'm a cog in the intrusive industrial mechagod.

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