We can't think of any way you could be more radical than executing a nollie inward heelflip on a sweet Afghan War Rug themed skate deck.

Show off your extreme fundamentals with solid 50-50s and boardslides. Perform five tre flips a day every day at the local Russian teahouse, Greek restaurant, American coffee shop, and English pub to remind them that though they can call the cops to chase you off today, the skaters will still be grinding on their curbs & prying off skate stops long after they've gone out of business. 

Make your Hajj to the X-Games or Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory (Rest in Peace Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, his soul is with Allah in Jannah now).

Boards are high-quality Canadian Maple with fade resistant print. Unlike the actual war rugs, these skate decks are uniform, and they will be largely as pictured. These are not handmade by Afghan artisans, unfortunately.

FI AMANILLAH HE WILL ABSOLUTELY SHRED THIS LINE #SPONSORMEALLAH

We are not responsible for what happens to you if you decide to grind the local Mosque's steps or practice your kickflips on the steps of the CIA's headquarters in Washington DC, alhamdulillah.

Specs

• 32" long 
• 8.25" wide
• 7-ply Canadian Maple
• High quality UV print
• Tassels not included (but highly recommended)
• "Why don't you explain to me how this is offensive?"

This product is considered a "Pre-Order", meaning that while the design is complete, production has not yet begun.

Leading up until production begins, stock is unlimited.
As per our pre-order policy, all pre-orders can be canceled at any time for a full refund prior to them being shipped to you.

Naturally, these products take longer than our standard shipping estimate to get to you — the product will note approximately how long it will be before it ships, but this may be subject to change.

We will inform all purchasers via e-mail in the event of a change in delivery date or any major developments for this project.

If you've ever had the displeasure of riding in any soviet vehicle, you'll know exactly what these are for — literally saving your A** 

The "tactical" sitting mat has been around in some shape or form just about everywhere, but in the soviet military it became especially useful in cold, cramped vehicles with poorly designed seating during the cold war. Ever since then, several outdoor companies in Eastern Europe and China have been manufacturing these like mad since those vehicles in question didn't really get any comfier over the years....

Much like the tall tale of the 'Space Pen' the west has come up with a litany of overengineered ways to make sitting a chore with a special tool required. Those who lived beyond the iron curtain instead realized: just strap some foam to your rear end and be comfy wherever you might be sitting down.

As with most things that look about as silly as your dad's batman-esque tool utility belt, the functionality here is absurdly amazing. Beyond vehicle use, this makes any spot on the ground a comfortable place to have a rest and have it not be colder than the snow on a polar bear's fur. It makes kneeling or shooting position shooting very comfortable, and you can un-strap the whole thing and use as a pad for your elbows when you're prone. The pad goes wherever your badonkadonk goes and slips into any 3-day-plus pack with ease. You don't have to be Hank Hill to enjoy something like this...

The sitting pad features a system of straps: some for attaching to your belt and a hip-strap with shock cord to flex with your body as you move — a welcome addition compared to the 'SSO' type with only a nylon strap for the waist. In addition, the foam is replaceable so you can DIY your own insert after the included one has worn out, or upgrade right off the bat.

The supplier of the pads we've worked with to bring this popular piece of kit back is out of Ukraine, and you can tell with a post-soviet expertise in covering your can. The three colorways have a distinct difference in the fabric: The Olive Drab is made using a classic olive Cordura, and the MM-14 and Ukranian MTP a water-resistant sublimated nylon. And that water resistance is more than welcomed, nobody likes finding out a bench is wet with their behind. 

Specs

• Made in Ukraine
  
• One hip belt size fits most
• 13.75" x 10.5" x 0.75" - About the size of a 14" laptop, fits in laptop pockets!
• Water resistant 500D nylon construction (Plain is a traditional style, the camos are sublimated print on an oxford nylon).
  
• Removable foam insert
• Nylon straps with fastex-style plastic buckles for attachment to belt kit & hips
• Shock-cord on hip belt keeps the pad in the right spot as you move
• Doubles as a shooting mat for your elbows while in prone position
• Makes any soviet vehicle tractor-tier seat oddly comfortable
  
• Fully endorsed by Hank Hill

This product Is a "Pre-Sale", meaning that inventory is already in production, and you're reserving the item ahead of time. "Pre Sales" also mean there is limited inventory available to reserve. If it's sold out, it's sold out. At any point in time before we ship it to you, the item is 100% refundable. After it ships to you, you're covered by our 30-day return policy and sizing exchanges are free!

The iconic jacket and pop-collar fleece combo from Behind Enemy Lines has been brought to life, and we upgraded it too. Worn by the character "Sasha Ivanic" this jacket and fleece has long been the grail of fans of the movie without practically any person on the internet bothering to do a high quality, movie-performative repro of the real deal. 

We worked tirelessly for weeks with a manufacturer in Serbia to bring it to life, and the result is a truly stylish homage to one of the best action flicks of the early 2000s.

The track jacket fits & feels just like the Ad*d*s classic in true Slavic fashion with an embroidered "Sarajevo 1984" Olympics insignia and two-striped lawsuit free design.

The fleece has a few tricks to it that make it better than big-screen. The collar is held up naturally with no special tricks or techniques, and also features an embroidered Sarajevo '84 insignia. We decided to give it a material upgrade vs. what Sasha Ivanic wore in the movie with an ultra-cozy high pile fleece that still fits underneath the jacket without issue thanks to clever sleeve-narrowing & a slightly shorter hem.

Overall, if you're looking to steal the titular man's look, we made sure this is a sure fire way to absolutely nail it.

Size & Fit

While these are two separate garments, we've specifically designed them to work in conjunction. Whatever your normal US Shirt size is, you can order that & rest assured both will fit. Alternatively, for all you pro slavs out there, order your Ad*das track jacket size and it's a 1:1 match.

The fleece has an athletic fit to conceal underneath the jacket, and the track jacket alone may be a smidge looser than you're used to 

If you do have issues with the fit & finish, we offer exchanges and a 30-day return policy.

Specs

• Made in Serbia to better-than-big-screen standard of quality

The track Jacket:

• 100% Polyester
• German-styled athletic jacket design with two white stripes on each arm
• Fully embroidered Sarajevo 1984 Olympic insignia (Fictionalized to match the movie jacket) on left breast
• High quality full length zipper
• Open hand pockets (for cigarettes & other small Slavic carryons)
• Elastic ribbing on hem & wrist cuffs

The Fleece Jacket:

• 100% Polyester
• Half-zip pullover design with high quality hardware
• Poppable collar to mimic Ivanic's devilish looks
• Ultra comfy high-pile fleece
• Athletic fit with elastic wrist cuffs to conceal under included track jacket OR jacket of your choice
• Fully embroidered Sarajevo 1984 Olympics insignia (fictionalized) on left breast

Additional notes:

• May increase precision rifle accuracy
• May cause Geneva Convention violations
• May cause unsolicited phone calls from your cousin during important Events

Care Guide

Always wash cold with like colors & mild detergents, tumble dry on low heat. Never iron or bleach, and we suggest not using fabric softener.

This product Is a "Pre-Sale", meaning that inventory is already in production, and you're reserving the item ahead of time.

"Pre Sales" also mean there is limited inventory available to reserve. If it's sold out, it's sold out. At any point in time before we ship it to you, the item is 100% refundable. 

After it ships to you, you're covered by our 30-day return policy and sizing exchanges are free!