Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™

Ivan's Boot Balls™

Regular price $81.03 USD Sale price$21.99 USD Save 73%
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
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So hypothetically, lets say you're moving a warehouse full of military surplus. What would suck the most to ship? If you guessed bootsyou'd be right. They're bulky, heavy, and your employees will hate you when they have to re-sort everything at the other end.

So instead of moving with our boots, we're liquidating them. Enter Ivan's Boot Balls.

About the Balls

Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discountunless stated otherwise all boots are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific models boots will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.

A Special Note on Sizing

Sizing is determined off of standard US sizes. Some sizes may have different widths mixed in. If you have a specific width you would prefer please put that in the order comments. We will try to accommodate width requests, but there are no guarantees.

The Boot Ball RNG Process

Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!


Boot Type
Probability Retail
KS90 Gen I
12.44% $59.99
KS90 Gen II
37.81% $89.99
KS2007 30.64%
$89.99
M59 Alpine Good
0.31% $34.99
M59 Alpine Great
5.38% $59.99
M59 Alpine Excellent
3.14% $64.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Good
0.14% $34.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Great
0.14% $59.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Excellent
0.17% $64.99
Alpine Rangers Good
1.43% $39.99
Alpine Rangers Great
3.28% $64.99
Tropical Naval Board
3.18% $74.99
Bundeswehr Jungle
1.92% $64.99

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Reviewed by Rafael d. S. N.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Love u, Kommandostore ❤️

I bought two sweaty Boomer Balls, hoping for the extra musky surplus smell, the damp scent of warehouse (better than any cologne) and sweat. Smells like... manhood. To my surprise, I got my wish and much more! A freakin' gift card! That's so cool and what is even better, as a Eurotard, thanks to your beautiful orange Emperor, I didn't have to pay any custom duties. Unfortunately, now I've to decide how to put that Gift Card to good use. Either something of the Strelka or 84 Line.

Thanks, Kommandostore!

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Reviewed by Jack G.
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Rated 3 out of 5
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3 MREs

1 star off for the disappointing return, another star because they weren't even good MREs. Vegetable stew? At least I get a first strike bar. I got a size small turkish camo blouse as well, I guess if I land a young Ottoman smokeshow I can dress her in it. She can call me... Mustafa. Mustafa the Conqueror. Otherwise it's useless. My friend also bought 3 gumballs and got the same return: 3 MREs and a small turkish blouse. Some odds, right? I would've gone for 2 stars, but my other buddy bought 10 gumballs and got a sick Italian ski mask and some German officer shirts. Here's hoping the next one is better. Rolling for gondola and alpenflage. Salute /k/illers. Throw some spices in the next one, maybe a nice marinade, I'm feeling saucy. Mustafa out.

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Reviewed by Matthew M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Guuuum

Very yummy

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Reviewed by Kevin B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Boomer Ball 2: Grillmaster's Revenge

Got a lovely big fish hat and five cool rings for my collection, one day I'll get night vision I know it

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Reviewed by Nicholas G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

I have received a weeks worth of MREs

These guys put food (of questionable quality) on my table.

10/10

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