The more things change, the more they stay the same... This digitized gumball contains two rare night vision devices along with a whole host of equipment to prepare you for Modern Warfare.
if you hardscope or noob tube we're going to kick you from our clan.
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders. All Gumballs are final sale.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we make no guarantees.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
"Rare" Items
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| Arktis Artifact (Garment) | 3.54% | $73.04 |
| $50 Gift Card | 1.22% | $50.00 |
| Warehouse Artifact | 1.22% | Priceless :) |
| SHOTShow 2024 KommandoStore Extras :) | 0.98% | Priceless :) |
| Soviet CSKA 1980s Hockey Jersey, Your Size | 0.61% | $59.99 |
| SADF Unconventional Warfare Book Set | 0.61% | $49.99 |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.49% | $100.00 |
| Russian Mountaineering Ice Pick | 0.43% | $79.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Early Gen, Great+ | 0.34% | $134.99 |
| South African Bata 'Takkie" Hockey Sneakers, Your Size | 0.31% | $59.99 |
| German Polizei Sommerblouson Jacket, Your Size | 0.24% | $249.99 |
| Italian Roma 90 Flak Jacket | 0.24% | $179.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Early Gen, Excellent+ | 0.21% | $154.99 |
| The 'Heat' Rig, Your Size | 0.18% | $199.99 |
| 6 Foot Gondola | 0.12% | $169.99 |
| Flame Assault Shoulder Weapon: M202A1 'Flash' Book | 0.12% | $27.99 |
| Arktis A900 Atlas FR Combat Shirt, Your Size | 0.12% | $138.72 |
| New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Ranger Green | 0.12% | $169.99 |
| Yeezy Pods | 0.12% | Swag |
| USGI M81 Woodland Poncho Liner, New | 0.12% | $39.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Early Gen, Good+ | 0.06% | $119.99 |
| Gorka M1 MultiCam Black Jacket | 0.04% | $179.99 |
| Panasonic Toughbook CF-53 (MW2 Predator Drone Cosplay :-) ) | 0.04% | $369.00 |
| Raspberry Pi 5 (8GB RAM) | 0.04% | $114.99 |
| T-Block Skate Deck | 0.02% | $69.99 |
| Afghan 0.5M AK War Rug | 0.02% | $169.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Early Gen, Serviceable+ | 0.02% | $104.99 |
| Afghan Large Pattern War Rug | 0.02% | $299.99 |
| Arktis B474 Vulcan Jacket, Irish DPM, Your Size | 0.01% | $254.41 |
| SDR Radio Kit (For Educational Purposes, of course) | 0.01% | $129.00 |
| Garmin eTrex 22x Handheld GPS | 0.01% | $199.99 |
| NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960 4GB GDDR5 Graphics Card | 0.01% | $69.99 |
| $500 Gift Card | 0.01% | $500.00 |
| New 3M Peltor ComTac V Full Deployment Kit | 0.01% | $799.99 |
| DJI Mavic Air 2 Quadcopter Drone | 0.01% | $827.00 |
| Holosun LS321R Designator | 0.01% | $905.87 |
| PVS-21 Gen 3 Green Phos Night Vision Monocular | 0.01% | $3,499.99 |
| ANVIS-9 Gen 3 Green Phos Night Vision Binoculars | 0.01% | $4,999.99 |
"Common" Items
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| Blem Ka-137 UAV Atamonica Tee | 3.66% | $39.99 |
| Three Random Stickers, Two Random Patches | 3.53% | $33.99 |
| Czech Vz 92 Work Jacket + Type 95 Winter Mittens | 3.12% | $32.98 |
| Bundeswehr OD Winter Cap + Austrian Shooting Mittens | 3.05% | $21.98 |
| Dutch Madman (4-Pack Dutch Khaki Briefs + Dutch PT Tee + Three Hole Balaclava) | 3.05% | $34.97 |
| British Commercial Softshell Jacket + Three-Hole Balaclava | 2.53% | $36.98 |
| Chinese Type 81 Chest Rig (STANAG Version) | 2.44% | $25.99 |
| $25 Gift Card | 2.44% | $25.00 |
| Blem Ka-137 UAV Atamonica Hoody | 2.44% | $59.99 |
| British Services Polo Shirt + One-Hole Balaclava | 2.44% | $29.98 |
| Italian Forze Armate Tracksuit | 2.44% | $34.99 |
| German Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt, Post-2005 with Flecktarn Helmet Cover | 2.43% | $29.98 |
| Slovak M98 OD Lined Parka + One-Hole Balaclava | 1.83% | $34.98 |
| Big Fish Hat + USGI Cold Weather Mask | 1.83% | $49.98 |
| British Services Athletic Polo + One-Hole Balaclava | 1.83% | $31.98 |
| New Czech Desert Vz95 Field Shirt | 1.83% | $24.99 |
| British MTP Field Shirt | 1.83% | $29.99 |
| Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants + Bundeswehr Folding Desert Goggles | 1.83% | $47.98 |
| Random Color Bundeswehr Eagle Tanktop + KSK Beret | 1.83% | $29.98 |
| Bundesmarine Blue Deck Jacket | 1.83% | $29.99 |
| Blem Flecktarn Field Shirt + Bundeswehr Folding Goggles | 1.76% | $34.98 |
| British DPM Desert UBAC Combat Shirt | 1.65% | $29.99 |
| British Royal Mail Polo Shirt | 1.59% | $22.99 |
| British OD Mechanic Coverall + One-Hole Balaclava | 1.56% | $39.98 |
| French CCE Field Cap + Soviet GP-5 Gas Mask | 1.56% | $23.98 |
| Ivan's Snack Deal (MCW Granola, Dark Zibby Beans, Milk Zibby Beans, Fiery Grads, Curly Wurly) | 1.53% | $29.99 |
| Dutch Three Color SF Desert Field Pants | 1.48% | $35.99 |
| Dutch DPM Long Sleeve Field Shirt + One-Hole Balaclava | 1.45% | $31.98 |
| TNT Transportation Coveralls + One-Hole Balaclava | 1.22% | $39.98 |
| British DPM Waterproof Pants + Desert DPM Field Shirt | 1.22% | $64.98 |
| British Desert DPM Lightweight Field Shirt + Desert DPM 25-40L Pack Cover | 1.22% | $39.98 |
| British Cold Weather MTP Cap | 1.22% | $24.99 |
| Dutch DPM Cold Weather Cap + Czech Type 95 Winter Mittens | 1.22% | $27.98 |
| Swedish M59 Cold Weather Cap + Czech Type 95 Winter MIttens | 1.22% | $26.98 |
| British Desert DPM Lightweight Field Shirt + Desert Shemagh | 1.22% | $38.98 |
| Blem GBU-12 Paveway II Atamonica Tee | 1.22% | $44.99 |
| Bundeswehr PT Jacket + "Mannhose" PT Shorts | 1.16% | $27.98 |
| British DPM SAS Windproof Smock | 1.04% | $49.99 |
| Chinese Type 81 Chest Rig (STANAG Version) + Afghan Pakol Mountain Cap | 0.61% | $50.98 |
| East German Ushanka + One-Hole Balaclava | 0.73% | $27.99 |
| Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater + Dutch Khaki Service Shirt | 0.61% | $29.98 |
| Dutch Three Color Desert SF Field Shirt | 0.61% | $39.99 |
| Dutch DPM Cold Weather Parka | 0.61% | $79.99 |
| New British 22L OD Drybag | 0.61% | $24.99 |
| Bulgarian "Commissar" Wool Greatcoat | 0.61% | $59.99 |
| German Polizei Turtleneck Shirt + Saarland Polizei Patch | 0.61% | $25.98 |
| Italian Forze Armate Judo Uniform | 0.61% | $34.99 |
| East German Ushanka + Soviet GP-5 Gas Mask | 0.60% | $32.98 |
| Czech Vz92 Work Jacket + Three Hole Balaclava | 0.55% | $32.98 |
| Berghaus Yeti Attak OD Winter Gaiters | 0.55% | $49.99 |
| Blem M70 Alpenflage Parka | 0.54% | $34.99 |
| Crye Precision Tan AirFlex Kneepad Set | 0.49% | $35.40 |
| British Unissued Lightweight Desert DPM Field Shirt + One-Hole Balaclava | 0.49% | $34.98 |
| Atamonica AIM-9 Standee + Keychain | 0.49% | $38.98 |
| Polish MP-4 Gas Mask | 0.49% | $39.99 |
| Afghan War Rug Drone Mousepad + Afghan Pakol Mountain Cap | 0.43% | $54.98 |
| Please Be Patient Beanie + Fanny Pack | 0.43% | $29.98 |
| Czech M10M Gas Mask, Size 2 (M-L) | 0.43% | $44.99 |
| Blem British MTP Windproof Smock | 0.40% | $64.99 |
| British DPM Field Pants | 0.37% | $34.99 |
| British Desert DPM Lightweight Field Shirt + Two-Pack Desert DPM STANAG Pouch | 0.33% | $40.97 |
| Police Trade-In Level 3/4 Safariland Holster | 0.31% | $59.99 |
| Blem Uzi Carbine & Pistol Tee | 0.31% | $29.99 |
| Belgian M90 Jigsaw Field Pants (Medium Long) | 0.31% | $39.99 |
| British Desert DPM Load Bearing Vest | 0.31% | $54.99 |
| Two-Pack Random Color Bundeswehr Tanktop | 0.31% | $29.98 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Tropentarn Field Shirt | 0.26% | $27.99 |
| Belgian M90 Jigsaw Field Jacket (Medium Long) | 0.24% | $59.99 |
| Blem Belgian Jigsaw Seyntex Waterproof Jacket | 0.21% | $69.99 |
| British MTP Coolmax Combat Shirt, Medium | 0.18% | $59.99 |
| Blem Blem Flecktarn Parka Liner | 0.18% | $28.99 |
| M83 Alpenflage Field Shirt, Excellent + One-Hole Balaclava | 0.15% | $34.98 |
| Czech "Safari" Long Sleeve Khaki Field Shirt + French CCE Field Cap | 0.13% | $27.98 |
| French F1 Tent, Khaki | 0.12% | $54.99 |
| Blem Belgian Jigsaw 120L Rucksack | 0.12% | $99.99 |
| Belgian M90 Jigsaw Field Jacket (Large Long) | 0.12% | $59.99 |
Ivan blessed me with a $50 Gift Card, A British Top and Balaclava, and a Hockey Jersey. Praise Ivan!
Got some great stuff guys thanks
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This is better than gambling because you get something worthwhile instead of blowing all your money on a slot machine.
No matter what weirdness you get it's worth it!
