IVAN'S JAWBREAKER SPECIAL

IVAN'S JAWBREAKER SPECIAL

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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2725 reviews

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Break your jaw (not your wallet) with Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special — part of KommandoStore’s entirely RNG-driven Spring-cleaning event!

As a heavier, denser version of the Gumball Machine, everything rests on a random number generated while packing your order. Each jawbreaker contains a whopping 21lbs of randomly chosen large and rare items from a premium list, whopped off with guaranteed snacks and possibly some Gumballs too. We don’t even know what whopping you’ll get — it could be a carpet or a landmine (maybe even a telephone!) — but we’re certain it will be 21lb.

Note: Look below for a full list of items available through Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special and your chances of getting them. For a list of our Gumball Machine items (and the odds behind those), please visit our Grade 2 Gumball Machine page.

The Jawbreaker Process

Below you will find the table of items available through Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Jawbreaker items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

  1. The Jawbreaker starts by rolling for an item from the jawbreaker list 
  2. The Jawbreaker will continue to roll and add items until the total weight reaches 21lbs 
  3. If the weight of a rolled item causes the total to exceed 21lbs, it will be re-rolled 
  4. After two re-rolls, and remaining weight will be filled with Grade 2 Gumball Machine items 
  5. Two packets of Zibby beans will be included with every Jawbreaker 

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Item % Chance (Per Gumball) Weight
(lbs)
USGI Telephones 44.13% 10
CZECH PT MI-BA-III ANTI-TANK BAKELITE LANDMINE 26.82% 21
STUFFED IRANIAN YM-IB LANDMINE 16.76% 0.2
AFGHAN 9/11 PATTERN WAR RUGS EXCEPTIONAL DESIGN QUALITY 3.35% 2.2
GRADE 2 SADF P83 BATTLEJACKET 2.23% 3.5
AFGHAN 9/11 PATTERN WAR RUGS TYPICAL DESIGN QUALITY 1.68% 2.2
AFGHAN LARGE PATTERN WAR RUGS 1.68% 4.5
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Reviewed by Rafael d. S. N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Love u, Kommandostore ❤️

I bought two sweaty Boomer Balls, hoping for the extra musky surplus smell, the damp scent of warehouse (better than any cologne) and sweat. Smells like... manhood. To my surprise, I got my wish and much more! A freakin' gift card! That's so cool and what is even better, as a Eurotard, thanks to your beautiful orange Emperor, I didn't have to pay any custom duties. Unfortunately, now I've to decide how to put that Gift Card to good use. Either something of the Strelka or 84 Line.

Thanks, Kommandostore!

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Reviewed by Jack G.
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Rated 3 out of 5
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3 MREs

1 star off for the disappointing return, another star because they weren't even good MREs. Vegetable stew? At least I get a first strike bar. I got a size small turkish camo blouse as well, I guess if I land a young Ottoman smokeshow I can dress her in it. She can call me... Mustafa. Mustafa the Conqueror. Otherwise it's useless. My friend also bought 3 gumballs and got the same return: 3 MREs and a small turkish blouse. Some odds, right? I would've gone for 2 stars, but my other buddy bought 10 gumballs and got a sick Italian ski mask and some German officer shirts. Here's hoping the next one is better. Rolling for gondola and alpenflage. Salute /k/illers. Throw some spices in the next one, maybe a nice marinade, I'm feeling saucy. Mustafa out.

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Reviewed by Matthew M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Guuuum

Very yummy

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Reviewed by Kevin B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Boomer Ball 2: Grillmaster's Revenge

Got a lovely big fish hat and five cool rings for my collection, one day I'll get night vision I know it

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Reviewed by Nicholas G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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I have received a weeks worth of MREs

These guys put food (of questionable quality) on my table.

10/10

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