Live flavorfully with the Grade 2 Gumball Machine — KommandoStore’s entirely RNG-driven Spring-cleaning event!
Everything rests on a random number generated while packing your order. We don’t even know what “flavor” you’ll get. With this lineup, Gumball chewers will soon be snacking on a range of rare gear enhanced both in quality and variety from our previous Battle-Damaged Gumball sale — which sold out in just 40 minutes, so if you want one, move fast! Look below for a full list of our Gumball inventory and your exact odds of getting each item.
We’re happy to offer products sourced from over ten countries. This allows a wide spread of quality categories ranging from parkas to webbing and mess kits to shoe kits. This sale goes beyond our classic sellers, with a select few oddities found around the warehouse, and even some of our newest inventory — a potential steal for five bucks! Also, included are a few personal touches, including office artifacts, unlisted patches, and even (through popular demand) signed Warehouse Worker Pin-Ups!
PS: One of every 15 orders gets a free packet of Zibby Beans.
Condition
Most of the available inventory falls into the "minor blemish" or "orphaned item" categories — the inevitable odds and ends that build up in your warehouse when selling military surplus. As Grade 2 products, everything is guaranteed to have no wear that would compromise the item’s field-readiness.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Grade 2 Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Item | % Chance (Per Gumball) |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN FLECKTARN PARKA | 16.85% |
| GRADE 2 ANZUG 03 PANTS | 8.75% |
| GRADE 2 AUSTRIAN ANZUG 03 SUMMER FIELD SHIRT | 4.89% |
| GRADE 2/UNTAGGED CZECH M60 FIELD JACKET | 4.51% |
| MISC PT SHORTS | 4.29% |
| MISPRINTED OR UNLISTED PATCH A | 3.80% |
| GRADE 2 AUSTRIAN ANZUG 03 JACKET | 3.53% |
| MISPRINTED OR UNLISTED PATCH B | 3.53% |
| AUSTRIAN SHELTER HALF POUCH | 3.37% |
| REPRODUCTION RUSSIAN STRIPED TSHIRT | 3.32% |
| MISPRINTED OR UNLISTED PATCH C | 3.26% |
| 25$ KOMMANDOSTORE GIFT CARD | 3.10% |
| MISPRINTED OR UNLISTED PATCH D | 2.99% |
| REPRODUCTION RUSSIAN STRIPED SWEATER | 2.99% |
| IVAN'S FIERY GRADS: MYLAR PACKED SPICY ALMONDS | 2.72% |
| IVAN'S GHOST GRADS: MYLAR PACKED GHOST PEPPER ALMONDS | 2.72% |
| EAST GERMAN BALACLAVA | 2.72% |
| EAST GERMAN UTV WEB BELT | 2.72% |
| MISC KOMMANDOSTORE OFFICE ARTIFACTS | 2.28% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN FLECKTARN FIELD SHIRT | 1.90% |
| DUTCH BLUE T-SHIRT | 1.63% |
| SWISS MESSENGER BAG | 1.36% |
| SIGNED WAREHOUSE WORKER PINUP GLOSSY PHOTO | 1.36% |
| USGI COLD WEATHER FACE MASK | 1.36% |
| POLISH M70 ALUMINUM MESS KIT | 1.09% |
| MISC HEAVYWEIGHT BOOTS | 1.03% |
| INCOMPLETE SWISS SHOE CARE KIT | 0.82% |
| FRENCH F1 RUCKSACK | 0.82% |
| STAFF DOODLED TANK TOP | 0.82% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN ALPINE "GEBIRGSJÄGER" BACKPACK | 0.71% |
| GRADE 2 WEST GERMAN POLIZEI V-NECK SWEATER | 0.54% |
| POLISH MC-1 GAS MASK IN BAG | 0.54% |
| GRADE 2 SADF PATTERN 70 KIDNEY WEBBING | 0.33% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN PARKA LINER | 0.33% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN TRICOT SHIRT | 0.27% |
| FINNISH SHOULDER BAG | 0.27% |
| MISC SNOW PONCHO | 0.27% |
| GRADE 2 FRENCH RUBBER DRY BAG | 0.27% |
| IR STROBE | 0.27% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN FLECKTARN PANTS | 0.22% |
| BRITISH MTP FIELD SHIRT | 0.16% |
| GRADE 2 EAST GERMAN COMBAT PACK | 0.16% |
| GRADE 2 CROATION M65 PARKA | 0.16% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN BUNDESMARINE DARK BLUE SWEATER | 0.11% |
| AUSTRIAN HEAVYWEIGHT M75 FIELD SHIRT | 0.11% |
| SADF NUTRIA BROWN BDU PANTS | 0.11% |
| REPRODUCTION RUSSIAN STRIPED TANKTOP | 0.11% |
| BELOW AVERAGE AFGHAN 9/11 PATTERN WAR RUGS | 0.11% |
| GRADE 2 WELLENBRECHER SIZE 01 | 0.05% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN FLECKTARN CAPRI SHORTS | 0.05% |
| CZECH PARKA FUR LINER | 0.05% |
| GRADE 2 AUSTRIAN COTTON/POLY M65 PARKA | 0.05% |
| GRADE 2 AUSTRIAN WATERPROOF GORTEX/SYMPATEX M65 PARKA | 0.05% |
| SADF PATTERN 70 PISTOL HOLSTER | 0.05% |
| NORWEGIAN ALPINE FRAME PACK | 0.05% |
| GERMAN SNOW CAMO PACK COVER | 0.05% |
Ordered 10 of them, as is the law. Once they arrived I was adorned with the finest gear, worthy of patrolling the coastal wastelands of the Gulf of America. And as a special treat, I was blessed with a Roof Korean Flag, so I can remind everyone justice comes from up high.
I perhaps had a dumb idea that (Maybe) I could get the nods. Instead I got the "Fell for it again" sticker along with other things too.
Oh and a Flektarn Parka which I do like. I got too many jackets and shirts from these guys.
I might buy the next one to get another "Fell for it again" sticker.
Please make this happen again it would be the funniest thing, KS.
The gumball gods were kind to me, and I would not hesitate to roll those dice again. Got a hazmat suit, flecktarn parka, Dutch field shirt, and some sexy mittens for three balls. Nothin' but a good time!
Everything I've received in my past 2 gumballs has been awesome!
We love to gamble and surplus ! So this was perfect fun
Some of the items didn’t fit but that’s okay!!! Wonderful gifts!
10/10 will be up gumming my balls again
