Live flavorfully with the Grade 2 Gumball Machine — KommandoStore’s entirely RNG-driven Spring-cleaning event!
Everything rests on a random number generated while packing your order. We don’t even know what “flavor” you’ll get. With this lineup, Gumball chewers will soon be snacking on a range of rare gear enhanced both in quality and variety from our previous Battle-Damaged Gumball sale — which sold out in just 40 minutes, so if you want one, move fast! Look below for a full list of our Gumball inventory and your exact odds of getting each item.
We’re happy to offer products sourced from over ten countries. This allows a wide spread of quality categories ranging from parkas to webbing and mess kits to shoe kits. This sale goes beyond our classic sellers, with a select few oddities found around the warehouse, and even some of our newest inventory — a potential steal for five bucks! Also, included are a few personal touches, including office artifacts, unlisted patches, and even (through popular demand) signed Warehouse Worker Pin-Ups!
PS: One of every 15 orders gets a free packet of Zibby Beans.
Condition
Most of the available inventory falls into the "minor blemish" or "orphaned item" categories — the inevitable odds and ends that build up in your warehouse when selling military surplus. As Grade 2 products, everything is guaranteed to have no wear that would compromise the item’s field-readiness.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Grade 2 Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Item | % Chance (Per Gumball) |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN FLECKTARN PARKA | 16.85% |
| GRADE 2 ANZUG 03 PANTS | 8.75% |
| GRADE 2 AUSTRIAN ANZUG 03 SUMMER FIELD SHIRT | 4.89% |
| GRADE 2/UNTAGGED CZECH M60 FIELD JACKET | 4.51% |
| MISC PT SHORTS | 4.29% |
| MISPRINTED OR UNLISTED PATCH A | 3.80% |
| GRADE 2 AUSTRIAN ANZUG 03 JACKET | 3.53% |
| MISPRINTED OR UNLISTED PATCH B | 3.53% |
| AUSTRIAN SHELTER HALF POUCH | 3.37% |
| REPRODUCTION RUSSIAN STRIPED TSHIRT | 3.32% |
| MISPRINTED OR UNLISTED PATCH C | 3.26% |
| 25$ KOMMANDOSTORE GIFT CARD | 3.10% |
| MISPRINTED OR UNLISTED PATCH D | 2.99% |
| REPRODUCTION RUSSIAN STRIPED SWEATER | 2.99% |
| IVAN'S FIERY GRADS: MYLAR PACKED SPICY ALMONDS | 2.72% |
| IVAN'S GHOST GRADS: MYLAR PACKED GHOST PEPPER ALMONDS | 2.72% |
| EAST GERMAN BALACLAVA | 2.72% |
| EAST GERMAN UTV WEB BELT | 2.72% |
| MISC KOMMANDOSTORE OFFICE ARTIFACTS | 2.28% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN FLECKTARN FIELD SHIRT | 1.90% |
| DUTCH BLUE T-SHIRT | 1.63% |
| SWISS MESSENGER BAG | 1.36% |
| SIGNED WAREHOUSE WORKER PINUP GLOSSY PHOTO | 1.36% |
| USGI COLD WEATHER FACE MASK | 1.36% |
| POLISH M70 ALUMINUM MESS KIT | 1.09% |
| MISC HEAVYWEIGHT BOOTS | 1.03% |
| INCOMPLETE SWISS SHOE CARE KIT | 0.82% |
| FRENCH F1 RUCKSACK | 0.82% |
| STAFF DOODLED TANK TOP | 0.82% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN ALPINE "GEBIRGSJÄGER" BACKPACK | 0.71% |
| GRADE 2 WEST GERMAN POLIZEI V-NECK SWEATER | 0.54% |
| POLISH MC-1 GAS MASK IN BAG | 0.54% |
| GRADE 2 SADF PATTERN 70 KIDNEY WEBBING | 0.33% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN PARKA LINER | 0.33% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN TRICOT SHIRT | 0.27% |
| FINNISH SHOULDER BAG | 0.27% |
| MISC SNOW PONCHO | 0.27% |
| GRADE 2 FRENCH RUBBER DRY BAG | 0.27% |
| IR STROBE | 0.27% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN FLECKTARN PANTS | 0.22% |
| BRITISH MTP FIELD SHIRT | 0.16% |
| GRADE 2 EAST GERMAN COMBAT PACK | 0.16% |
| GRADE 2 CROATION M65 PARKA | 0.16% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN BUNDESMARINE DARK BLUE SWEATER | 0.11% |
| AUSTRIAN HEAVYWEIGHT M75 FIELD SHIRT | 0.11% |
| SADF NUTRIA BROWN BDU PANTS | 0.11% |
| REPRODUCTION RUSSIAN STRIPED TANKTOP | 0.11% |
| BELOW AVERAGE AFGHAN 9/11 PATTERN WAR RUGS | 0.11% |
| GRADE 2 WELLENBRECHER SIZE 01 | 0.05% |
| GRADE 2 GERMAN FLECKTARN CAPRI SHORTS | 0.05% |
| CZECH PARKA FUR LINER | 0.05% |
| GRADE 2 AUSTRIAN COTTON/POLY M65 PARKA | 0.05% |
| GRADE 2 AUSTRIAN WATERPROOF GORTEX/SYMPATEX M65 PARKA | 0.05% |
| SADF PATTERN 70 PISTOL HOLSTER | 0.05% |
| NORWEGIAN ALPINE FRAME PACK | 0.05% |
| GERMAN SNOW CAMO PACK COVER | 0.05% |
Ivan blessed me with a $50 Gift Card, A British Top and Balaclava, and a Hockey Jersey. Praise Ivan!
Got some great stuff guys thanks
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This is better than gambling because you get something worthwhile instead of blowing all your money on a slot machine.
No matter what weirdness you get it's worth it!
