IVAN'S JAWBREAKER SPECIAL

IVAN'S JAWBREAKER SPECIAL

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Rated 4.9 out of 5
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Break your jaw (not your wallet) with Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special — part of KommandoStore’s entirely RNG-driven Spring-cleaning event!

As a heavier, denser version of the Gumball Machine, everything rests on a random number generated while packing your order. Each jawbreaker contains a whopping 21lbs of randomly chosen large and rare items from a premium list, whopped off with guaranteed snacks and possibly some Gumballs too. We don’t even know what whopping you’ll get — it could be a carpet or a landmine (maybe even a telephone!) — but we’re certain it will be 21lb.

Note: Look below for a full list of items available through Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special and your chances of getting them. For a list of our Gumball Machine items (and the odds behind those), please visit our Grade 2 Gumball Machine page.

The Jawbreaker Process

Below you will find the table of items available through Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Jawbreaker items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

  1. The Jawbreaker starts by rolling for an item from the jawbreaker list 
  2. The Jawbreaker will continue to roll and add items until the total weight reaches 21lbs 
  3. If the weight of a rolled item causes the total to exceed 21lbs, it will be re-rolled 
  4. After two re-rolls, and remaining weight will be filled with Grade 2 Gumball Machine items 
  5. Two packets of Zibby beans will be included with every Jawbreaker 

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Item % Chance (Per Gumball) Weight
(lbs)
USGI Telephones 44.13% 10
CZECH PT MI-BA-III ANTI-TANK BAKELITE LANDMINE 26.82% 21
STUFFED IRANIAN YM-IB LANDMINE 16.76% 0.2
AFGHAN 9/11 PATTERN WAR RUGS EXCEPTIONAL DESIGN QUALITY 3.35% 2.2
GRADE 2 SADF P83 BATTLEJACKET 2.23% 3.5
AFGHAN 9/11 PATTERN WAR RUGS TYPICAL DESIGN QUALITY 1.68% 2.2
AFGHAN LARGE PATTERN WAR RUGS 1.68% 4.5
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Reviewed by Surplus e.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Good Stuff

All of the surplus came in good condition with no tears or stains.

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Reviewed by Richard R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great selection

Honestly great selection, although some of the items didn't fit. There should be like a size questionnaire included because i swear both awesome pants I got I had to give them to someone much smoler.

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Reviewed by Clayton G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Nice

Good shit

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Reviewed by Tako
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Rated 3 out of 5
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Lots of cool stuff that doesn't fit

I ordered 5 balls. I got a DPM Combat Shirt, Flecktarn Parka, Flecktarn Pants, Big Fish Hat, and a $50 gift card. (~$176.71 worth of stuff for $79.95)

The shirt, parka, and pants were all supersized. I don't even know anyone that big I can give these to, but at least I can get a shirt or something that fits with the gift card. Not really worth it since I have to donate most of what was sent.

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Reviewed by J Alexander B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Actually I love gambling

After years of not the greatest luck with gumballs I received a tastefully aged flecktarn parka *in my size*, some delicious beans, and a $10 gift card toward my next prayer for NODs.

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