We can't think of any way you could be more radical than executing a nollie inward heelflip on a sweet Afghan War Rug themed skate deck.

Proudly sponsoring @Weckingball 

Show off your extreme fundamentals with solid 50-50s and boardslides. Perform five tre flips a day every day at the local Russian teahouse, Greek restaurant, American coffee shop, and English pub to remind them that though they can call the cops to chase you off today, the skaters will still be grinding on their curbs & prying off skate stops long after they've gone out of business. 

Make your Hajj to the X-Games or Rshab Al'Dreedek's Fantasy Factory

Boards are high-quality Canadian Maple with fade resistant print. Unlike the actual war rugs, these skate decks are uniform, and they will be largely as pictured. These are not handmade by Afghan artisans, unfortunately.

FI AMANILLAH HE WILL ABSOLUTELY SHRED THIS LINE #SPONSORMEALLAH

We are not responsible for what happens to you if you decide to grind the local Mosque's steps or practice your kickflips on the steps of the CIA's headquarters in Washington DC, alhamdulillah.

Specs

• 32" long 
• 8.25" wide
• 7-ply Canadian Maple
• High quality UV print
• Tassels not included (but highly recommended)
• "Why don't you explain to me how this is offensive?"