We've finally made the patch that started it all - a hilarious, context-less plate carrier patch that inspired us to put funny words on woven polyester.
(please give us more ideas we love making these)
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
Art Teacher Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Bit too big for any of my gear (doesn't fit my plate carriers, chest rigs, uniforms etc), I just place it vertically to inflict neck strain on onlookers (enemies).
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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+10 charisma
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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I think the patch makes the statement, that is pleasant and ironic. If I should happen to need an identifier for my soft armor, doesn't it seem more acceptable to have "ART TEACHER" then the one I bought with "WAR CRIMINAL" ? Instant Good Guy statis.
Super quick service and shipping. Always a perfect experience.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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I bought this, and the next morning I woke up teaching a college level art course explaining the implications of pictorialism and how it shaped our ontological reasoning of mid century image making. I don't belong here. It's only a matter of time before they find out. Help me.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Look at the patch. Bona-fide art teacher
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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