I AM A F**KING GUMBALLER! STAY IN CHARACTER!

This clearance event... The machine... it's like trying to describe the most insane sale on a website to someone who's never seen one before and asking them to draw it.

In our warehouse, if you're not careful, you'll stumble into a wall and accidentally no-clip into the backrooms. Endless pallets of objects you can't Identify yet seem so familiar. The constant hum of HVAC, musty smell in the air and buzz of fluorescent lighting. An infinite maze that some say hides 2 night vision devices that allow you to explore deeper. The more you look, the stranger this gumball gets... Explore responsibly.

**For International Orders, 3-Pack MRE's are automatically swapped for $25 Gift Cards, and bundles with single MRE's receive a $15 gift card instead of an MRE. MREs are not allowed to be shipped internationally. The Zombie Hunter Machete is also unable to be shipped Internationally, and will be automatically swapped for a $50 Gift Card. The PVS-5C Nightmare Vision Device is also unable to be shipped Internationally, and will be automatically swapped for a $2,000 gift card**

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders, all sales final.

Remember: ITAR Restricted items cannot be received by non-US customers.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes, but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Rare Items	Chance	Retail
Warehouse Artifact	4.48%	Priceless :)
Drager CPS 5900 Hazmat Suit	1.34%	$149.99
IDEA Chest Rig	1.19%	$39.99
$50 Gift Card	1.19%	$50.00
CG Strategic Golden Hour Med Pouch	0.75%	$119.99
Blem Strelka Defender 2 Armor Vest	0.52%	$299.99
Swedish M90 Field Shirt	0.45%	$59.99
Afghan "War Rug" Skate Deck	0.45%	$69.99
Wellenbrecher 'Wave Breaker' Field Shirt	0.37%	$59.99
Red Dawn Calumet High Letterman Jacket (Your Size)	0.30%	$134.99
KSGI Reversible DNC/DCU Parka (Your Size)	0.30%	$219.99
Blem Italian Woodland Roma 90 Flak Jacket	0.28%	$149.99
6' Big Gondola Plush	0.25%	$169.99
DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig	0.25%	$124.99
Blem South Korean Granite B Field Pants	0.24%	$44.99
$100 Gift Card	0.22%	$100.00
Mockba Blue Sneakers (Your Size)	0.22%	$89.99
Blem South Korean Granite B Waterproof Jacket	0.19%	$79.99
GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka	0.18%	$99.99
Sturgis Boomer Tee + American Flag Bandana + Bad to the Bone LED Shift Knob	0.18%	$49.97
Eighty Four Balaclava Tan 499	0.15%	$59.99
North Equipment Rhodesian Brushstroke Bush Hat Large	0.15%	$39.99
[COSMETIC BLEM] Eighty Four Chest Rig 2.0	0.15%	$219.99
Blem Turkish 70L Long Range Patrol Pack	0.13%	$149.99
Paulson BS-9 Riot Shield (Good Condition)	0.12%	$299.99
KSGI Delta Force SF Vest	0.12%	$199.99
Backrooms Bluray	0.03%	New in Packaging :) Did you know Kane Parsons is just 21 years old?
Pirate Costume (Your Size)	0.01%	Wait, so are you a Pirate or a Sultan?
Sultan Costume (Your Size)	0.01%	Wait, so are you a Pirate or a Sultan?
PVS-5C Nightmare Vision Goggles	0.01%	$2,499.99
4 Steam Copies of Backrooms: Escape Together	0.01%	I like it in here.
Backrooms Marking Tape + $50 KS Gift Card	0.01%	$50.00
Giant Spooky Skeleton	0.01%	8 Foot Tall :)
MW2 2009 Digital Night Vision Device	0.01%	RAMIREZ! TAKE DOWN THAT HIND!
Zombie Hunter Machete	0.01%	Max Brooks Has Entered the Chat

Common Items	Chance	Retail
Turkish Ripstop Field Jacket M2018 Air Force Pattern	7.46%	$29.99
British Windproof Pullover Sweater	7.46%	$29.99
Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket	7.46%	$24.99
Three-Pack Random USGI MRE (2025 Inspection Date)	6.72%	$29.97
Four Random Stickers, Two Random Patches	5.60%	$34.99
Turkish M2008 Ripstop Field Cap + British DPM Field Shirt	5.22%	$30.98
Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Shirt	4.48%	$24.99
Blem DayZ Official Human Steak Plush	4.33%	$34.99
Austrian Heavyweight M75 Field Shirt + Two-Pack KommandoNotes	3.36%	$32.97
Ukrainian Combat Gloves + RU ID Vehicle Card Deck	2.99%	$39.98
Two-Pack Strelka FAST AK Mag Pouch	2.99%	$31.98
Nuclear Survival Book Set	2.99%	$34.99
$25 Gift Card	2.61%	$25.00
Khyber Pass AK Tape Full Bundle (1 Of Each)	2.24%	$32.45
Imperial Japanese Warfare Manual Anthology	2.09%	$29.99
TM-62 Landmine Plush	1.79%	$34.99
British Quilted Jacket Liner	1.69%	$24.99
USGI Cold Weather Face Mask + Turkish M2008 Ripstop Field Cap	1.51%	$29.98
Big Fish Hat	1.49%	$34.99
Republic of South Africa - Unconventional Warfare Complete Book Set	1.27%	$49.99
Grey Swedish Wool Scarf + Belgian Wool Glove Liner + Flora "Chechenka" Beanie	1.12%	$33.97
Uncle Ted's Cabin Hat + Patch	1.04%	$37.98
Turkish M2021 Ripstop Field Shirt	1.00%	$29.99
Blem British DPM Field Pants	0.81%	$34.99
Police Deadstock Tactical Pants	0.81%	$29.99
Blem British MTP Windproof Smock	0.75%	$54.99
Turkish M2018 Ripstop Field Pants	0.67%	$34.99
Blem Bundeswehr Tropentarn Field Shirt	0.52%	$24.99
Blem British MTP Field Pants	0.45%	$34.99
Two-Pack Police Surplus Mag Pouch	0.40%	$39.99
Bundeswehr OD Field Shirt + Russian Vehicle ID Deck	0.40%	$29.98
For God's Sake Flag	0.37%	$29.99
Two-Pack Czech Vz95 Woodland Vz58 AK Mag Pouch	0.33%	$39.98
Dutch Mechanic Olive Coverall	0.28%	$34.99
Dutch DPM Field Shirt + Blem OD Pant Belt	0.28%	$21.98
Roof Korean Flag	0.22%	$29.99
Blem British Thermal 'Norgie' Shirt	0.16%	$24.99
Blem Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket	0.15%	$39.99
Blem Dutch OD Tarpaulin	0.15%	$29.99

New To This Sales Event? Want to know how it all works? Head to our gumball page here to find out more...