IT'S THE BALLPOCALYPSE!
In this derelict, zombified gumball, kommandos may find themselves looting two separate AN/PVS-14 gen 3 night vision monoculars, gearing up full HAZMAT style or purifying themselves with the power of gallons and gallons of hand sanitizer. Whatever your approach to the impending undead hordes may be, ball responsibly...
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Rare Items |
Chance |
Retail |
| Warehouse Artifact |
3.80% |
$40.00 |
| Blem Sarajevo '84 Olympic Sasha Track Jacket |
1.40% |
$99.99 |
| Blem KS Sport Mockba 1980 Track Jacket |
1.22% |
$79.99 |
| $50 Gift Card |
0.76% |
$50.00 |
| Sarajevo '84 Olympic Sasha Track Jacket (Version 1 Overrun) |
0.38% |
$99.99 |
| Swedish M90 Field Shirt |
0.38% |
$59.99 |
| Black Triangle "Red Dawn" G10 Tool |
0.38% |
$119.99 |
| Arma Reforger Steam Code |
0.30% |
$39.99 |
| DayZ Standalone and Frostline DLC Steam Code |
0.29% |
$76.98 |
| Arktis A900 Atlas FR Combat Shirt |
0.23% |
$119.99 |
| Elbit Systems Coyote Combat Shirt |
0.23% |
$99.99 |
| Battle-Damaged Pattern 83 Battle Jacket |
0.21% |
$199.99 |
| $100 Gift Card |
0.18% |
$100.00 |
| Blem Sarajevo '84 Olympic Sasha Fleece Jacket |
0.17% |
$99.99 |
| Gorka K2 KLMK Berezka Mountain Suit (Your Size) |
0.11% |
$299.99 |
| Dutch Pioneer Axe |
0.09% |
$59.99 |
| New In Box MSA Ultra Elite Gas Mask |
0.08% |
$179.99 |
| 6 Foot Gondola |
0.05% |
$179.99 |
| Zombie Survival Guide By Max Brooks + M67 Frag Grenade Plush |
0.05% |
Fuddlore |
| Afghan War Rug 1 Meter Pattern |
0.05% |
$239.99 |
| $500 Gift Card |
0.02% |
$500.00 |
| Zombie Hunter Machete |
0.02% |
|
| Heinz Beans 12 Pack |
0.02% |
Plus 100 hunger |
| MSI NVIDIA Geforce RTX 2080 Ventus 8GB Graphics Card |
0.02% |
$699.00 |
| Million Dollar Extreme "I Have The Coronavirus" Shirt |
0.02% |
No Reselling Allowed |
| 5 Gallons of Hand Sanitizer |
0.02% |
I just want to be pure |
| Safariland Centurion Riot Armor Set |
0.02% |
$99.99 |
| ColdSteel Katana (Super Kawaii) |
0.02% |
nothin personell |
| Full English Manga Volume of Highschool of the Dead |
0.02% |
Jiggle Physics |
| Kappler Hazmat Suit - Zytron 500 |
0.02% |
$1,458.00 |
| DIY Zombie Killa (Louisville Slugger Baseball Bat + Nails) |
0.02% |
25 Damage |
| Crescent 48" Steel Crowbar |
0.02% |
GORDON |
| Gen 3 Green Phos PVS-14 Night Vision Device (Zone 3 Line) |
0.02% |
$2,799.99 |
| Gen 3 Green Phos PVS-14 Night Vision Device (Zone 1 Dot) |
0.02% |
$2,799.99 |
| Common Items |
Chance |
Retail |
| Blem British MTP Field Pants |
4.87% |
$27.99 |
| Unissued Italian Commando Sweater |
4.00% |
$29.99 |
| Blem Austrian ANZUG 03 Field Pants |
3.34% |
$34.99 |
| Three Random Stickers, Two Random Patches |
3.32% |
$33.99 |
| Unissued Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt + Blem M67 Frag Grenade Plush |
3.20% |
$32.99 |
| Flecktarn Field Shirt + Mossy Oak Baseball Cap |
3.07% |
$36.99 |
| $25 Gift Card |
3.07% |
$25.00 |
| Blem Austrian ANZUG 03 Summer Field Shirt |
3.00% |
$24.99 |
| Big Fish Hat |
2.94% |
$34.99 |
| Austrian Lightweight Field Shirt + Italian Alpini Balaclava |
2.80% |
$25.98 |
| Chicom Type 56 Chest Rig |
2.75% |
$29.99 |
| Blem Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket |
2.33% |
$39.99 |
| British Desert DPM Bermuda + Lightweight Desert DPM Field Shirt |
2.28% |
$44.99 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt + Blem Soviet GP-5 Mask |
2.17% |
$39.99 |
| Dutch Short Sleeve Fatigue Shirt + Italian Alpini Balaclava |
2.15% |
$24.99 |
| Gondola The Plush |
2.00% |
$34.99 |
| Uncle Ted Gondola Keychain + Uncle Ted Cabin Hat |
2.00% |
$39.98 |
| Unissued Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt + Dutch OD Pant Belt |
1.95% |
$29.98 |
| Dutch Lightweight Fatigue Shirt + Woodland Fatigue Cap |
1.79% |
$24.99 |
| Polish Wz93 Short Sleeve Shirt + Puma Pack |
1.67% |
$42.98 |
| Danish M84 Boonie Hat |
1.60% |
$24.99 |
| Blem British MTP Windproof Smock |
1.52% |
$64.99 |
| Ivan's Range Fit (British Desert DPM Bermuda Shorts + PrecisionBoost Ready Alpha) |
1.49% |
$44.99 |
| Blem New Gen Bundeswehr PT Pants |
1.41% |
$24.99 |
| Blem French CCE Short Sleeve Field Shirt + Field Cap |
1.33% |
$34.99 |
| Blem New Gen Bundeswehr PT Jacket |
1.25% |
$29.99 |
| Dutch Commando Sweater + Austrian Lightweight M75 Shirt |
1.25% |
$34.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka |
1.25% |
$44.99 |
| Unregistered Hypercam 2 Beanie + Hat Bundle |
1.13% |
$38.98 |
| Mountain Rations (Afghan Pakol Mountain Cap + PrecisionBoost Ready Alpha) |
1.00% |
$54.98 |
| Bort Gulf War T-Shirt |
0.93% |
$29.99 |
| Blem USGI M81 Woodland Load Bearing Vest |
0.88% |
$49.99 |
| South African Defense Force - Weaponry Book Set |
0.87% |
$59.99 |
| Uzi Carbine and Pistol Tee |
0.87% |
$29.99 |
| Blem Swiss M70 Field Parka |
0.76% |
$39.99 |
| Unissued SADF Nutria Combat Pants |
0.67% |
$59.99 |
| French Armee de Teree PT Suit |
0.68% |
$49.99 |
| Ivan's Range Starter Kit (10 D-Lead Wipes + Precision Boost Ready Alpha) |
0.68% |
$39.90 |
| Ivan's PT Fit (Blem Austrian Babemelter Shorts + Dutch DPM Tee + PrecisionBoost Ready Alpha) |
0.67% |
$49.97 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka |
0.61% |
$44.99 |
| British Winter Mukluk Overboot |
0.59% |
$34.99 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt + Dutch DPM Tee |
0.55% |
$34.99 |
| Bradley Gunnery Field Manual |
0.53% |
$39.99 |
| Blem Dutch DPM Bivvy |
0.44% |
$149.99 |
| Blem South Korean Woodland Field Shirt |
0.36% |
$29.99 |
| Expedient Recoilless Launcher 'Panzerfaust' Second Edition By Jonathan Wild |
0.30% |
$28.99 |
| Blem Dutch Long Range "Sting" Patrol Pack |
0.30% |
$89.99 |
| Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants |
0.29% |
$39.99 |
| Blem Graphic Tee |
0.23% |
$39.99 |
| Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Pants |
0.12% |
$64.99 |
