Bigger Picture, Bigger Balls™️

This may be our most insane night vision giveaway ever paired with a gumball machine of enormous size — a green phos panoramic night vision device, a huge array of surplus & gear, all at random. Our foot is to the floor and our vision split into fours, will you get the panos?

 

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders. All Gumballs are final sale.

 

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we make no guarantees.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition. 

 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 

"Rare" Items

Item	Chance	Retail
Warehouse Artifact	2.65%	$40.00
$50 Gift Card	1.20%	$50.00
Swedish M90 Field Shirt	1.20%	$59.99
Arktis Artifact (Garment)	1.06%	$73.04
Danish M84 Hardshell Pants	0.48%	$59.99
Bradley IFV Tee + Manual	0.43%	$64.99
$100 Gift Card	0.34%	$100.00
Soviet CSKA 1980s Hockey Jersey, Your Size	0.24%	$59.99
Ukrainian Tactical Sitting Mat - MM14	0.19%	$39.99
Sarajevo '84 Olympic "Sasha" Jacket Bundle, Your Size	0.19%	$199.99
Flame Assault Shoulder Weapon: M202A1 'FLASH' By Jonathan Wild	0.19%	$27.99
Battle-Damaged Pattern 83 Battle Jacket	0.16%	$179.99
Belgian Jigsaw Seyntex Waterproof Jacket	0.14%	$69.99
German KSK Tropentarn Combat Shirt	0.14%	$99.99
Finnish M62 Reversible Camo Field Shirt	0.14%	$49.99
6 Foot Gondola	0.14%	$169.99
Inforce Pistol Light - APL	0.13%	$69.99
Elbit Systems Coyote Combat Shirt	0.10%	$99.99
New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Nutria Brown	0.07%	$159.99
Afghan War Rug 0.5 Meter Size	0.05%	$179.99
$500 Gift Card	0.04%	$500.00
Afghan War Rug 1 Meter Size	0.03%	$239.99
SADF Pattern 70 Kidney Webbing - Serviceable	0.01%	$149.99
Russian CYCLOP-1 Gen 1 Night Vision Monocular with Illuminator	0.01%	$200.00
DJI Mavic Air 2 Quadcopter Drone	0.01%	$827.00
Call of Duty Modern Warfare - Night Vision Goggles (Dark Edition)	0.01%	$349.99
Chinese GPNVG-18 Dummy with Bump Helmet	0.01%	$109.99
FPV Drone for Delivering “Packages” in “Interference Heavy” Environments (6lb payload!)	0.01%	$199.99
DIY Bacterial Gene Engineering CRISPR Kit (Fun for the whole family)	0.01%	$100.00
1,000 Soviet Ruble Bank Notes	0.01%	$120.00
Flashdrive with 1000s of pages of declassified CIA bay of pigs files	0.01%	Endless Knowledge :)
NIB KGB Kremlin Telephone (USSR ERA)	0.01%	1 Million Rubles Comrade!
Green Phos Ivan Feet Pics (1 Of 1 Ultra-Rare)	0.01%	Priceless
Gen 3 Green Phos Quad Nods (Argus GPNVG)	0.01%	$19,999.99

 

"Common" Items

Item	Chance	Retail
British Police Long Sleeve Fleece Shirt	3.84%	$24.99
Bundeswehr Olive Drab Winter Cap + Swiss 3-Finger Mittens	3.84%	$29.99
Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt + East German Tube Scarf	3.51%	$25.98
British Police Black "Combat" Shirt	3.42%	$29.99
Three Random Stickers, Two Random Patches	3.41%	$33.99
Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka	3.40%	$44.99
Blem Austrian ANZUG 03 Field Pants	3.12%	$34.99
$25 Gift Card	3.12%	$25.00
British Desert DPM Combat Shirt	2.84%	$34.99
Slovakian Olive M98 Jacket + US Three Hole Balaclava	2.70%	$37.98
British Desert DPM Field Shirt + Unissued British Desert DPM Shorts	2.69%	$37.98
Blem Flecktarn Field Shirt + US Made 3-Hole Balaclava	2.40%	$37.98
Big Fish Hat	2.40%	$34.99
French F1 CCE Short Sleeve Field Shirt + French Desert CCE Bush Hat	2.28%	$37.98
British DPM Field Shirt + Dutch DPM Cold Weather Hat	2.16%	$29.99
Blem German Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt + Mossy Oak Ballcap	2.15%	$37.98
Czech M85 Sweater + Austrian M75 Heavyweight Field Shirt	1.99%	$34.99
Bundesmarine Deck Jacket	1.92%	$27.99
Czech Vz. 92 Work Jacket + US Made 3-Hole Balaclava	1.92%	$37.98
Dutch Blue Commando Sweater	1.92%	$34.99
British MTP Field Shirt	1.92%	$29.99
Danish M84 Boonie Hat	1.78%	$29.99
British Desert DPM Field Shirt + French Desert Boonie Hat	1.44%	$34.99
Unissued Czech M95 Desert Field Shirt	1.44%	$24.99
NATO Three Color Desert Field Shirt	1.44%	$29.99
B-2 Spirit: Atamonica Tee Bundle	1.44%	$54.99
Khyber Pass AK Tape - Bundle	1.43%	$32.45
British Desert DPM Ripstop Field Smock	1.21%	$39.99
Austrian M75 Short Sleeve Field Shirt + Mossy Oak Ballcap	1.20%	$32.99
Unissued British MTP Shorts	1.20%	$32.99
Dutch Blue Pullover Sweater + Khaki Field Shirt	1.16%	$34.99
British Services Polo + US One-Hole Balaclava	1.10%	$37.98
French F1 CCE Short Sleeve Field Shirt + French Woodland CCE Bush Hat	1.09%	$37.98
South African Defense Force - Weaponry Book Set	1.06%	$59.99
Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants	0.96%	$39.99
French OD Rain Jacket	0.96%	$24.99
British Commando Sweater	0.96%	$34.99
Unissued Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Shirt	0.96%	$27.99
Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket	0.96%	$24.99
Three-Pack Random Dutch MOLLE Pouches + Dutch Navy Wool Watch Cap	0.96%	$37.99
East German Combat Pack (No Straps) + East German Tube Scarf	0.96%	$34.99
Unissued SADF Nutria Combat Pants	0.96%	$59.99
Ivan's Fiery Grads + For Gods Sake Flag + x2 Bri'ish Curly Wurly	0.96%	$41.47
Police Trade-In Misc Holsters	0.82%	$49.99
British Lined Waterproof Jacket	0.72%	$39.99
Dutch DPM Tee + Two-Pack Blem Bundeswehr Tropen Tee	0.61%	$29.97
Police Trade-In Safariland ALS/SLS Mid-Ride Duty Holster	0.48%	$49.99
Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Pants	0.48%	$59.99
Blem Graphic Tees	0.48%	$39.99
British Desert DPM Field Shirt + British Desert DPM Pants	0.48%	$49.98
Soviet GP-5 Gas Mask + Please Be Patient Cap	0.48%	$38.98
British Fleece Jacket	0.43%	$34.99
South African Nutria 'Tekkie' Low Top Sneakers	0.38%	$49.99
Blem Czech Vz. 95 Woodland Field Parka	0.34%	$34.99
Polish MP-4 Gas Mask	0.34%	$39.99
Two-Pack New Blackhawk G36/STANAG Pouch	0.29%	$49.98
Dutch Rain Jacket	0.25%	$49.99
Dutch DPM Combat Shirt	0.24%	$49.99
British MTP Windproof Smock	0.24%	$63.99
British Softshell Jacket	0.22%	$29.99
Unissued Belgian M90 Jigsaw Field Shirt	0.19%	$59.99
Two-Pack Random LED Light	0.12%	$39.90
Dutch SF Desert Field Shirt	0.10%	$39.99
BAD TO THE BONE LED Skull Shift Knob	0.09%	$24.99

 

How Gumball Works

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