Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal
Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal

Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal

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Part of our collaboration with Blue Falcon Awards! 

If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as f**k, then this medal calls to you.

This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.


*Please drink responsibly.

Specs

  • 1.75" dia.
  • Polished stainless steel medallion with functioning bottle opener
  • Stainless steel suspension ring & brooch
  • Tricolor ribbon
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Reviewed by Anthony M.
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Gave this award to my brother for his dedicated service. Not only was it much apreciated but also very useful.

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Does exactly what I need it to do

Keep's me in first place at all drinking competitions

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Reviewed by Jack M.
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Was a gift for someone but I think they will stop talking to me if I give it to them

alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive

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Reviewed by Ethan C.
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makes drinking while shooting safer

I wear this and I never lose my bottle opener, now the makarov and cz83 stay IN the holster.

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Reviewed by Eric F.
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I have become boozer, destroyer of cars.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

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