Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal
Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal
Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal
Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal

Blue Falcon Awards High Functioning Alcoholic Medal

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews
$14.99 USD
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Part of our collaboration with Blue Falcon Awards! 

If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as f**k, then this medal calls to you.

This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.


*Please drink responsibly.

Specs

  • 1.75" dia.
  • Polished stainless steel medallion with functioning bottle opener
  • Stainless steel suspension ring & brooch
  • Tricolor ribbon
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Reviewed by Anthony M.
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Top Level

Gave this award to my brother for his dedicated service. Not only was it much apreciated but also very useful.

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Does exactly what I need it to do

Keep's me in first place at all drinking competitions

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Reviewed by Jack M.
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Was a gift for someone but I think they will stop talking to me if I give it to them

alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive

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Reviewed by Ethan C.
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makes drinking while shooting safer

I wear this and I never lose my bottle opener, now the makarov and cz83 stay IN the holster.

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Reviewed by Eric F.
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I have become boozer, destroyer of cars.

Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.

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