Clearance Event - All Sales Final
Some ITAR Restrictions Apply
The weather was like a blast furnace; the air soured with smoke from fires manmade and mother nature. Dust & storms rage. A large clan of crazed individuals on all forms of automotive machine converge on one location for reasons not understood, high on 'guzzoline fumes and causing chaos everywhere they go like the nomadic Mongols of yore...
This machine contains a night vision device amongst other equipment scrapped from other fallen war boys of the wasteland, and maybe a few spare drops of guzzoline. The only question is, will you survive the rally?
**For International Orders, 3-Pack MRE's are automatically swapped for $25 Gift Cards, and bundles with single MRE's receive a $15 gift card instead of an MRE. MREs are not allowed to be shipped internationally. **
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders, all sales final.
Remember: ITAR Restricted items cannot be received by non-US customers.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes, but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Rare Items | Chance | Retail |
| Warehouse Artifact | 3.94% | Priceless :) |
| $50 Gift Card | 1.43% | $50.00 |
| IDEA Chest Rig | 1.34% | $39.99 |
| Swedish M90 Field Shirt | 0.63% | $59.99 |
| GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka | 0.54% | $99.99 |
| Red Dawn Calumet High Letterman Jacket (Your Size) | 0.45% | $134.99 |
| DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig | 0.36% | $124.99 |
| KSGI Delta Force SF Vest | 0.36% | $199.99 |
| Drager CPS 5900 Hazmat Suit | 0.36% | $149.99 |
| Eighty Four Balaclava Tan 499 | 0.36% | $59.99 |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.27% | $100.00 |
| Mockba Blue Sneakers (Your Size) | 0.27% | $89.99 |
| Blem Strelka Defender 2 Armor Vest | 0.27% | $299.99 |
| Blem Versengtarn Parka Lite | 0.25% | $99.99 |
| Paulson BS-9 Riot Shield (Good Condition) | 0.18% | $299.99 |
| North Equipment Rhodesian Brushstroke Bush Hat Large | 0.18% | $39.99 |
| Blem Czech Vz95 Woodland Assault Vest | 0.16% | $99.99 |
| Blem Turkish 70L Long Range Patrol Pack | 0.16% | $149.99 |
| Arktis Jaeger Chest Rig | 0.09% | $199.99 |
| Serviceable SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket + Chrome Spray Paint (edible) | 0.09% | $219.99 |
| New Production SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket DPM | 0.05% | $259.99 |
| Blem Belgian Jigsaw 120L Rucksack | 0.04% | $99.99 |
| Full Tank of Guzzoline ($100 Gas Gift Card) | 0.02% | $100.00 |
| 0.5M Afghan War Rug | 0.02% | $169.99 |
| Omni 7 Green Phos PVS-14 Night Vision Device | 0.02% | $2,799.99 |
| 11" Chain Steering Wheel YEAH BROTHER | 0.02% | KICKSTART MY HEART |
| Mad Max: Complete Trilogy on BluRay | 0.02% | That's Bait. |
| Mad Max Road Warrior Leather Jacket (Your Size) | 0.02% | Does not inclue Lord Humungus physique |
| Eskute NOVA X 4000W Electric Dirt Bike (US Address Only) | 0.02% | $999.00 |
| Half Tank of Guzzoline ($50 Gas Gift Card) | 0.02% | $50.00 |
| Common Items | Chance | Retail |
| Three-Pack Random USGI MRE (2025 Inspection Date) | 7.61% | $29.97 |
| British Police Long Sleeve Fleece Shirt | 7.31% | $29.99 |
| Four Random Stickers, Two Random Patches | 5.82% | $34.99 |
| Dutch Mechanic Olive Coverall | 5.01% | $34.99 |
| Dutch DPM Field Shirt + Slovakian Formal Button Up Shirt | 4.74% | $28.98 |
| Blem DayZ Official Human Steak Plush | 4.48% | $34.99 |
| British Cold Weather Quilted Liner + Random USGI MRE (2025 Inspection Date) | 3.58% | $34.98 |
| Blem Austrian Heavyweight Shirt + Austrian Shooting Mittens | 3.51% | $24.98 |
| $25 Gift Card | 3.13% | $25.00 |
| Police Deadstock Duty Pants | 2.79% | $29.99 |
| Ukrainian Combat Gloves + RU ID Vehicle Card Deck | 2.69% | $39.98 |
| Two-Pack Strelka FAST AK Mag Pouch | 2.69% | $31.98 |
| Khyber Pass AK Tape Full Bundle (1 Of Each) | 2.51% | $32.45 |
| Blem USGI Patrol Bag Compression Sack + Random USGI MRE (2025 Inspection Date) | 2.47% | $34.98 |
| Blem British DPM SAS Windproof Smock | 2.27% | $49.99 |
| Three-Pack Formal British Button-Up Shirt | 1.93% | $38.97 |
| Blem Three-Pack Bundeswehr Tropen Tees | 1.93% | $29.97 |
| Blem Turkish M2021 Ripstop Field Shirt | 1.92% | $29.99 |
| Blem Austrian Combat Gloves | 1.83% | $24.99 |
| Imperial Japanese Warfare Manual Anthology | 1.79% | $29.99 |
| BAD TO THE BONE LED Skull Shift Knob + $15 Gift Card | 1.79% | $39.98 |
| USGI Cold Weather Face Mask + Afghan Pakol Mountain Cap | 1.43% | $39.98 |
| Two-Pack Police Deadstock Duty Shirt | 1.38% | $39.99 |
| Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Pants | 1.36% | $59.99 |
| Blem Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket | 1.27% | $39.99 |
| Blem British Desert DPM Field Shirt + Bundeswehr Flecktarn Winter Cap | 1.04% | $38.98 |
| Blem British DPM Field Shirt + Austrian OD Eagle Belt | 0.97% | $30.98 |
| Sturgis Boomer Tee + American Flag Bandana | 0.90% | $34.98 |
| Blem Nuclear Survival Book Set | 0.77% | $34.99 |
| Blem Austrian Short Sleeve M75 Shirt + Dutch DPM Field Shirt | 0.75% | $35.98 |
| Blem OiLibya Hat | 0.73% | $24.99 |
| Blem Turkish M2018 Ripstop Field Pants | 0.73% | $39.99 |
| Blem South Korean Granite B Field Shirt | 0.70% | $59.99 |
| Blem Austrian KAZ 03 Alpine 'Ranger' Boot | 0.54% | $54.99 |
| Blem Ukrainian Baselayer Set (Undershirt + Pants) | 0.52% | $49.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Tracksuit (Jacket+Pants) | 0.48% | $29.99 |
| For God's Sake Flag | 0.45% | $29.99 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Hardshell Pants | 0.39% | $39.99 |
| Bundeswehr PT Pants + Austrian OD Tee | 0.30% | $29.98 |
| Roof Korean Flag | 0.27% | $29.99 |
| USGI ALICE OD Belt + Belgian Wool Glove Liners | 0.27% | $24.98 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt | 0.20% | $24.99 |
| Blem Austrian Tarnanzug Field Pants | 0.18% | $99.99 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka | 0.16% | $39.99 |
| Blem New Gen Bundeswehr PT Pants | 0.14% | $19.99 |
| Blem Bundesmarine Dark Blue Sweater | 0.11% | $39.99 |
| Turkish M2008 Air Force Assault Vest | 0.11% | $34.99 |
| Blem Dutch OD Thermos | 0.07% | $19.99 |
| Blem German Jungle Boots | 0.04% | $69.99 |
| Blem Austrian OD Tarpaulin | 0.04% | $29.99 |
New To This Sales Event? Want to know how it all works? Head to our gumball page here to find out more...
This batch of gumballs brought me two things:
- A 1 each pack of menu 13,20 and 23 MRE's
- One size L police deadstock trouser
This was unexpected but the trousers do fit well and i had already expected the mre's to arrive since the courier half-spilled the tea of what the package had.
No matter the theme, no matter the prize list. I am driven by a lust of these balls.
Seriously though, I have always come out ahead for these things, have yet to be disappointed.
Now that I have two of these I can finally walk! It's a miracle.
I got treeadem. Won some shit it was gonna buy anyway, some shit that I'll be able to wear in 15 years when I get fat as fuck, and some other shit I didn't even know I wanted. I'll keep buying these as long as I'm able to ZJ my way into a couple of bones every few months.
A great mystery surplus. With plenty of treats and Great gum
