Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™

Ivan's Boot Balls™

Regular price $81.03 USD Sale price$21.99 USD Save 73%
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2515 reviews

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So hypothetically, lets say you're moving a warehouse full of military surplus. What would suck the most to ship? If you guessed bootsyou'd be right. They're bulky, heavy, and your employees will hate you when they have to re-sort everything at the other end.

So instead of moving with our boots, we're liquidating them. Enter Ivan's Boot Balls.

About the Balls

Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discountunless stated otherwise all boots are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific models boots will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.

A Special Note on Sizing

Sizing is determined off of standard US sizes. Some sizes may have different widths mixed in. If you have a specific width you would prefer please put that in the order comments. We will try to accommodate width requests, but there are no guarantees.

The Boot Ball RNG Process

Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!


Boot Type
Probability Retail
KS90 Gen I
12.44% $59.99
KS90 Gen II
37.81% $89.99
KS2007 30.64%
$89.99
M59 Alpine Good
0.31% $34.99
M59 Alpine Great
5.38% $59.99
M59 Alpine Excellent
3.14% $64.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Good
0.14% $34.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Great
0.14% $59.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Excellent
0.17% $64.99
Alpine Rangers Good
1.43% $39.99
Alpine Rangers Great
3.28% $64.99
Tropical Naval Board
3.18% $74.99
Bundeswehr Jungle
1.92% $64.99

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Reviewed by Giles G.
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I see it

Don't say SHOTball 2. It's a code word. A trigger for the false memory. It's not a 'Mandela effect,' it's a surgical procedure on the timeline and you're the patient. There is no product page. There is no gumball. THERE IS NO PRODUCT PAGE. There is only the lie they injected into the past. The emailS ARE the receipt for the surgery. They sent it to see who would notice the scar. To see who's awake. I try to remember buying it, and all I see is white light. A blank space. They took the memory, but they left the proof. I know the M93 rucksack is real, but why?

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Reviewed by Rocky L.
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first gumball

comes a time in every dudes life where u gotta gamble and in this case I got a Austrian bdu shirt, tad small but as always Austrian surp is S tier

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For Tony

I've never seen so many balls in my life. Opened the package and balls kept violently erupting out. My jaw, eyes, living room and dog were all thoroughly covered. I would buy again 6/5 stars.

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Reviewed by Kyle B.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Crazy good deal

Snatched some solid products and great items priced well above cost. Just wish sizing was an option to help us corn fed boys.

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Reviewed by Austin P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The balliest

I asked to draw what was on their mind and they delivered

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