Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™
Ivan's Boot Balls™

Ivan's Boot Balls™

Regular price $81.03 USD Sale price$21.99 USD Save 73%
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So hypothetically, lets say you're moving a warehouse full of military surplus. What would suck the most to ship? If you guessed bootsyou'd be right. They're bulky, heavy, and your employees will hate you when they have to re-sort everything at the other end.

So instead of moving with our boots, we're liquidating them. Enter Ivan's Boot Balls.

About the Balls

Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discountunless stated otherwise all boots are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific models boots will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.

A Special Note on Sizing

Sizing is determined off of standard US sizes. Some sizes may have different widths mixed in. If you have a specific width you would prefer please put that in the order comments. We will try to accommodate width requests, but there are no guarantees.

The Boot Ball RNG Process

Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!


Boot Type
Probability Retail
KS90 Gen I
12.44% $59.99
KS90 Gen II
37.81% $89.99
KS2007 30.64%
$89.99
M59 Alpine Good
0.31% $34.99
M59 Alpine Great
5.38% $59.99
M59 Alpine Excellent
3.14% $64.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Good
0.14% $34.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Great
0.14% $59.99
M59 Alpine Speed Lacing Excellent
0.17% $64.99
Alpine Rangers Good
1.43% $39.99
Alpine Rangers Great
3.28% $64.99
Tropical Naval Board
3.18% $74.99
Bundeswehr Jungle
1.92% $64.99

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Reviewed by Clayton H.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Good Wholesome Gambling For Goblins

The gumball sales have finally put the fun back in gambling.

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Great stuff from my purchase

The product was well worth the investment. Total win

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Reviewed by Riley H.
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I love Gambling

I got one of those cool German Police PT Jackets and its so nice, thank you so much gambling gods

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Always A win

Has to be my 3rd or so gumball at this point and every time it's been a sweet deal. Used a previous gumball gift card to buy even more gumballs and surprise won another gift card! Oh and the Austrian heavyweight M75 is an absolute mint replacement for the classic fall flannel. Already been put to good use as a work shirt.

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Stay Winning

Flecktarn. What more must I say?

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