Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
Bort Gulf War T-Shirt

Bort Gulf War T-Shirt

Regular price$31.99 USD
/
Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 42 reviews

  • Available
  • Backordered, shipping soon
Size
View Size Guide

This shirt is printed on a Gildan 5.3 oz tee, which has a more classic boxy fit. Going with your normal US letter size is going to be the best bet, and expect a typical amount of length shrinkage after the first wash.

For additional accuracy, see the below size chart. 'Chest' is measured around the widest portion of your chest in inches. 'Shirt Length' is measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.

 

 US Letter Size Chest Measurement (Inches) Shirt Length (inches)
S 36 28
M 40 29
L 44 30
XL 48 31
2XL 52 32

We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.

Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.

This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.

We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.


Specs

  • Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
  • Heavyweight 100% cotton tee blank
  • 90s style blocky fit
  • Quality heat film transfer print. Won't flake, peel, or lose color.
  • Rib-Knit Crew Neck
  • Double needle sleeves and hem

     


average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 42 reviews
  • 5 Stars
    42 Reviews
  • 4 Stars
    0 Reviews
  • 3 Stars
    0 Reviews
  • 2 Stars
    0 Reviews
  • 1 Star
    0 Reviews
100% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
Sizing
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
Performance
Rated 4 out of 5
Quality
Rated 4 out of 5
Customer photos and videos
42 Reviews
Reviewed by Tom J., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Height
5' 11"
Weight
160-175
Size Purchased
M
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

DOH!

Runs a little large, great transfer and colors, good ass tee!

Loading...
Sizing
Rated 1 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
Performance
Rated 5 out of 5
Quality
Rated 5 out of 5
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Noah M., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Height
< 5' 4"
Size Purchased
S
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

The Simpson predicted this drip

Gulf war syndrome may or may not be real, but this fit is real af. Shout out to these boys for the tshirt that can match the rest of the fit.

Loading...
Sizing
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
Performance
Rated 4 out of 5
Quality
Rated 4 out of 5
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Devon H., from United States
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Height
6'
Weight
210-240
Size Purchased
XL
How It FIts
Perfect
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Gulf shirt

Solid unit holds up well

Loading...
Sizing
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
Performance
Rated 5 out of 5
Quality
Rated 5 out of 5
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Štěpán H., from Czech Republic
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Height
5' 10"
Weight
150-160
Size Purchased
L
How It FIts
Perfect
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

great purchase

awesom

Loading...
Sizing
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
Performance
Rated 5 out of 5
Quality
Rated 5 out of 5
Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Anthony B., from United Kingdom
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Height
6'
Weight
175-190
Size Purchased
M
How It FIts
Perfect
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

I wasn't there

But I feel like I was now.

Supplier lost the first one, told the boys in the warehouse and had a replacement show up inside of a week.

Pros.

Loading...
Sizing
Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
Performance
Rated 5 out of 5
Quality
Rated 5 out of 5
Was this helpful?

Recently viewed