Name: Bort Gulf War T-Shirt
Brand: GZYC
SKU: KS-TEE-BORT-S
Price: 29.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$29.99 USD

Rated 5.0 out of 5

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This shirt is printed on a Gildan 5.3 oz tee, which has a more classic boxy fit. Going with your normal US letter size is going to be the best bet, and expect a typical amount of length shrinkage after the first wash.

For additional accuracy, see the below size chart. 'Chest' is measured around the widest portion of your chest in inches. 'Shirt Length' is measured from the top of the collar to the bottom hem of the shirt.

US Letter Size	Chest Measurement (Inches)	Shirt Length (inches)
S	36	28
M	40	29
L	44	30
XL	48	31
2XL	52	32

We need more Bort T-Shirts in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort T-Shirts.

Nobody really knows why, but this certain cartoon character on parody tees was a Gulf War phenomenon. Dozens of bootleg designs were produced. All of them crude, handmade, and absolutely hilarious.

This 'Bort' tee is our favorite. Usually we wouldn't go to such great lengths, but this was a passion project. So we painstakingly restored, recolored, and redrew this design from a single blurry photograph of the original.

We obsessed about every detail, especially the fine lines and geography of the theater map to Bort's right. It was a labor of love, and we hope it shows in the details.

Specs

Yellow character depicted not to be confused with a certain Bart
Heavyweight 100% cotton tee blank
90s style blocky fit
Quality heat film transfer print. Won't flake, peel, or lose color.
Rib-Knit Crew Neck
Double needle sleeves and hem

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Reviewed by Devon H., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

Weight

210-240

Size Purchased

How It FIts

Perfect

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Gulf shirt

Solid unit holds up well

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Reviewed by Štěpán H., from Czech Republic

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 10"

Weight

150-160

Size Purchased

How It FIts

Perfect

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

great purchase

awesom

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Reviewed by Anthony B., from United Kingdom

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I recommend this product

Height

Weight

175-190

Size Purchased

How It FIts

Perfect

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

I wasn't there

But I feel like I was now.

Supplier lost the first one, told the boys in the warehouse and had a replacement show up inside of a week.

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Reviewed by David P., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

5' 11"

Weight

190-210

Size Purchased

How It FIts

Perfect

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Classic!

This tee is a Time Machine. I remember as a kid seeing folks with the “boot leg Bart” tees and the first Gulf War made plenty of them. Love this shirt! Great quality!

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Reviewed by Kayden A., from United States

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I recommend this product

Height

6' 3"

Weight

210-240

Size Purchased

XXL

How It FIts

A Little Small

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Very nice

I wore this to my sister wedding, the fellow guests were amused, my sister was not

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