BRDM-2 Monster Truck Tee

BDRM-2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY, WITNESS THE INSANITY OF KOMMANDOSTORE'S LATEST AND GREATEST MERCHANDISE PRODUCTION. WE MONSTER-TRUCKERIZED A BDRM-2 AND MADE IT DRIVE OVER AN ELECTRIC CAR THAT LOOKS ODDLY LIKE ONE OF THE PRODUCTS THAT ELON MUSKS COMPANY MAKES THAT WE CAN'T REMEMBER THE NAME OF FOR LEGAL CONVINIENCE!!! THE LITHIUM MINING INDUSTRY IS GOING TO HATE 7 TONS OF COMMUNIST STEEL ROLLING OVER THE GREATEST GET RICH QUICK SCHEME THE AUTO INDUSTRY HAS SEEN SINCE THE TOUCH SCREEN INFOTAINMENT SYSTEM!!! WE'RE BRINGING THE THUNDER TO MCD*NALDS IN A NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN PAY-PER-PURCHASE WORK OF AMERCAN ART SMACKED ON AMERICA'S FAVORITE STEADY PASSIVE INCOME SOURCE: THE COTTON TEE SHIRT.

Sizing

Our tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information. 

Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.

Construction

Our tees are printed using high quality industry-leading equipment in the USA. 

The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and comfort.