The King's Official Cure for the Common Cold (And British Weather’s Chronic Depression)
If anyone’s going to teach you about enduring ceaseless drizzle, abysmal wind, and the psychological torment of a sunless winter, it’s the British: experts in gloom, doom, and not complaining about it (to your face). Enter the genuine British Army Olive Drab Fleece. It’s conceived for soldiers who’d rather face enemy fire than another week of Blackpool fog. It’s shrimple, rugged, and comfortable enough to forget you haven’t seen blue sky since Guy Fawkes shot his shot. Whether you wear it solo or as armor beneath a proper parka, this is the fleece that’ll keep your spirits up when your tea’s gone cold and the continentals are on strike again.
You could buy a “fashion” fleece that peels if you sneeze, or you could get this: a proper bit of kit that shrugs off abuse and bad. Warmer, tougher, and less likely to get “STOLEN VALOR” shouted at you by medically discharged lower-enlisted admin than USGI fleece.
Crown-Approved Warmth: Civilian fleece is for hiking in the Cotswolds between Instagram stories. This one is dense, combative, and built to insulate you from the kind of damp despair that turns the English Channel into a national mood ring.
The Perfect OD Green: This is the shade of green that says, “I shovel my own driveway and would rather have a heart-attack than pay the plowman.” Goes with every other shade of mud in your collection and camouflages you from both wild boar and nosy relatives.
Built for Squaddies: Features a tough front zipper, zippered hand-warmer pockets (for hiding your last sausage roll), and a drawcord hem to insulate against wind and unsolicited small talk. The tall collar offers neck protection from all the cold, rain, and the occasional unsolicited opinion from next door.
Thumb-Hole Cuffs: Extra warmth for hands when you’re stuck outside waiting for public transport that’s “just running a bit late.” Perfect for cosplaying as a middle-school alt-girl.
Understated & Functional: Absolutely no flash, no nonsense, no Union Jack branding--just an absolute unit of inconspicuousness.
Specs
God save the King, because I’m not sure we’re up to it.
Sizing
These fleece jackets use centimeters for height, and chest circumference for sizing. We've roughly translated sizing to US shirt sizing, but we would recommend using your height, and chest circumference in centimeters for best fit.
Condition:
Excellent (but has more life left than the average London commuter). Expect minor signs of wear, but no tears, rips, stains, or holes.
British Olive Drab Fleece Jacket
Purchased the non-ribbed cuff fleece, still has elastic wrist openings so the sleeves stay where they should. Doesn’t have storage or odd chemical smell. Zippers work great. Sizing is accurate, if in doubt of the chest size, go larger. Very comfortable.
And nice and long with big pockets. Had to use it in mountains as it went from 80s to 40 degrees and clouds sitting in your lap one merry Sunday morning in June. Layers fine under dpm jacket of same size.
I was gonna say it sucked and give it one star in case i decided to get another one......
For reference, i'm 5'10½ 150-60 lb and this fits me pretty damm good, it's a bit loose initially, but once I tighten it up with the bottom draw strings, it fits a lot better. I can't wait to actually try this out when it gets proper cold and i'm sure I'll look good at the same time. It's also a 96/170 in size, and fits a lot better than the last one I bought per my last review.
Very comfortable and warm. Thumb holes keep my hands toasty. Large pockets to hold skittles.
Mainly bought it senes it green idk man I just like the shade of green
