This patch is clearly referring to the action of slowing down. It is intended for "r-word certified" pilots to display as a means of compliance with "r-word" standards and their ability to "r-word" at a moments notice. Don't take this the wrong way.
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
Certified Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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I got this for my husband, he loves it.
Good quality, would definitely get another.
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How easy when the explanation is spelled out in plain English? Love the patch!
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Loved it
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I am now fully retarded.
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My older brother was dead set on getting the forklift operator patch. However, he failed his certification, and now has to settle for this instead. 10/10
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