This patch is clearly referring to the action of slowing down. It is intended for "r-word certified" pilots to display as a means of compliance with "r-word" standards and their ability to "r-word" at a moments notice. Don't take this the wrong way.
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
Certified Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Its very well made and pretty damn big, it didnt come with a back velcro patch to stop hair and strings from getting in. Other than that its very velcro-y, sticky, whatever you need it to stick to it'll stick. Theres no fraying and its a nice shade of green.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 4 out of 5
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goes great on my chinaslop condor carrier
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Short bus rides and lead paint chips for this missing chromosome!
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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For my co-worker and best friend. It's not for his safety, it's for yours. You have been warned.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Yeah its confirmed
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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