Name: Certified Patch
Brand: CSTM
SKU: PTCH-CERT-RET-YLW
Price: 4.99 USD
Availability: InStock

$4.99 USD

Rated 5.0 out of 5

Based on 131 reviews

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Original Yellow

OD Green

Wolf Grey

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Don't be so hard on yourself, kiddo, its what makes you special.

At least you're certified something.

Specs

Embroidered fabric patch
Hook and loop backing
2.4" x 1"

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Reviewed by Dietrich

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Known Slow Learner

We all need to take a step back and accept our faults sometimes. You don't have to be proud of it, but recognition is the first step of dealing with a problem.

Also coincidentally the perfect size to slap over a nametag.

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 4 out of 5

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Reviewed by Mall

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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Everyone wants those certs

Comes with a little loop backer on it. I work in cert heavy professions so it's good to show people I know my work. It's pretty small, but it means I can slap it on my backpack and take it to work and not have to go to sensitivity training.

Design Quality	Rated 4 out of 5
Construction Quality	Rated 4 out of 5

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Reviewed by Michael W.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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perfect

Exactly what I needed for my ki

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by Patrick R.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

Review posted

Guaranteed to get you free ice cream at McDonalds

Plus lots of compliments that you are doing so well for being so "special."

Design Quality	Rated 5 out of 5
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Reviewed by phillip g.

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I recommend this product

Rated 5 out of 5

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I was legit in the stupid people class

at least that's what the normal kids called it back when I was going to school. You know the class where all the schizo, autistic kids and kids with down syndrome went? Yeah, THAT class. Most of the kids were pretty smart just misunderstood or needed some help on a subject like math or whatever. So I guess you can say I'm a certified fucking retard.

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