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Certified Patch

Don't be so hard on yourself, kiddo, its what makes you special.

At least you're certified something.  

Specs

  • Embroidered fabric patch
  • Hook and loop backing
  • 2.4" x 2"

    Certified Patch

    Rated 5.0 out of 5
    Based on 5 reviews
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    Don't be so hard on yourself, kiddo, its what makes you special.

    At least you're certified something.  

    Specs

    • Embroidered fabric patch
    • Hook and loop backing
    • 2.4" x 2"
      average rating 5.0 out of 5
      Based on 5 reviews
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      5 Reviews
      Reviewed by Brodie L.
      Verified Buyer
      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      An accurate patch

      Needed to let my boys know where I fall, this was the patch to do it

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      Reviewed by Robert W.
      Verified Buyer
      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Fucking retarded

      Yeah I love this fucking patch

      Go the gun store: the employees hold my hand as we buy 8mm Mauser

      Go to Walmart and the church ladies pray for me.

      I love being retarded. Fuck yeah

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      Reviewed by Brad M.
      Verified Buyer
      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Officially certified

      Arrived promptly and in great condition. Now I can let everyone know that I’m fully certified in style

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      Reviewed by David L.
      Verified Buyer
      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      presentation is everything

      Wear this to your next LARP event to make folks like Dakota Meyer feel correct in their feelings about what other people do with their time and money. 10/10 I bought some for my friends too.

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      Reviewed by Joseph C.
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      I recommend this product
      Rated 5 out of 5
      Review posted

      Official now

      First things first I’ve always been fucking retarded but now it’s officially certified with this patch. I’m now an official certified fucking retard. Love you guys keep up the good shit

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