The Tactical Pocket Dimension You Didn’t Know You Needed

Ever wanted to carry around a little bit of Eastern Bloc energy on you? Here it is, comrades: the legendary Czech MNS-2000 grenade pouch. This conscript-proof nylon has survived more Slavic shenanigans than a Prague parking lot. Vz. 95 camo? Check. Still in usable condition? You bet your borscht.

Dubbed “grenade pouch” by the government, this thing will hold just about anything that isn’t actually dangerous enough for your local range officer to confiscate. Pyro, smoke, compass, handcuffs, XXXL prophylactics, Chemlight rave stash, enough snacks to survive an overnight “camping trip” where you coincidentally don’t need a permit—this pouch handles it.

You get all the history and all the hopes and dreams of Czech conscripts who definitely wanted three of these for their gear but only got one per man (may also trap their spirits). Was issued for grenades, but let’s be honest, its holding energy drinks, your nicotine pouch of choice, and at least one pack of gum on every airsoft field in North America.

MNS-2000 Compatible: Plugs right into Czech modular gear. Also latches onto most Western belts and rigs with only a mild amount of swearing.

Secure Closure: Features a sturdy quick-release buckle designed for lightning-fast “oh shit, toss it!” moments. Holds tight when you run, jump, or dramatically belly-crawl through your mother’s sitting room during tea time.

Versatile Storage: Perfect size for smoke grenades, radios, snacks, or that weird collection of screws, bolts, and nuts you’ve taken out of other peoples cars. Basically, if you can’t fit it in here, you probably shouldn’t have it on you.

Specs

• Glorious Czech Republic Army Issue
• From "MNS-2000" System (Modular enough for people who say “pew” a lot)
• Czech Vz 95 "My other camo is M82" Woodland pattern
• Milspec coated nylon construction
  
• Quick-release buckle closure, operable with gloves, mittens, or limited will to live.

“Because sometimes you need a place for your grenades…and sometimes you just wish you had grenades.”

Condition

Pouches are in excellent condition, with minimal to no signs of wear.