DARE Tee Bundle
DARE Tee Bundle
DARE Tee Bundle
DARE Tee Bundle
DARE Tee Bundle

DARE Tee Bundle

Regular price$39.99 USD
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Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 9 reviews

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The Reds are at it again. It’s time to resist the creeping tide of Marxist indoctrination, and KommandoStore’s D.A.R.E. (Dismantle All Red Enterprises) sticker and tee bundle is your bold declaration. This limited-edition pack pairs a rugged 90s style t-shirt with a weatherproof bumper sticker, both emblazoned with the defiant D.A.R.E. message.

Inspired by the D.A.R.E. anti-drug campaign of the 1980s (and by kicking commies up and down the block), this bundle is perfect for Austrian economists, free-thinkers, anyone tired of the establishment narrative, or tankies in a comfy bunker under 9000 levels of irony. This bundle’s built to turn heads and spark debates from your shitbox’s bumper to your anemic chest.

Crafted from 100% heavyweight (OH YEAH BROTHER) cotton, the t-shirt offers a relaxed fit in sizes S-XXXL, pre-shrunk for reliability. The vinyl sticker, printed with UV-resistant ink, withstands sun, rain, road grit, and paid-protestor residue. Wear it to the range, slap it on your hand-me-down Toyota Previa, and activate the NPCs.

Real Resistance has never been tried.

The Shirt

  • 100% heavyweight cotton
  • Relaxed 90s style fit for authenticity, sizes S-3XL
  • Machine wash cold, hang dry (remove shirt before hanging)

The Sticker

  • 10” x 3”
  • Weather-resistant vinyl, UV-resistant ink
  • Removable, no residue, water-resistant

This bundle is limited—stock could collapse faster than the Republic of Mahabad. 

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Reviewed by Anthony A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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D.A.R.E. to make liberals cry

Perfect for the college campus

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Reviewed by Will B.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Do you dare

Scares away the goth badies outher than that is a soild heavy weight shirt

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Reviewed by Eduardo S.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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The guys at work love it!

I wore it to work, and boy, let me tell ya I got a lot of 'hell yeahs,' but not so much from the clients. Then again, you won’t be enjoying much of anything if your next ride over the Pacific doesn’t come with a return ticket.

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Reviewed by James C.
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SSGT Liked it.

My SSGT liked it so much he tried to steal it.

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Reviewed by Shawn B.
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I recommend this product
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DARE Shirt

A wonderful shirt.

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