- FEATURING IVAN FROM KOMMANDOSTORE.COM!
The gumball machine has returned with an enormous loot table of surplus, warehouse artifacts, night vision devices, and items so cursed you'll just have to scroll and read for yourself because there's no way I can really explain them. Seriously. Vend Responsibly...
It took a bunch of days to receive the mystery box, I think they do this to help build the suspense, but it was worth the wait. The Cheeki Breeki is soft to the touch and does a good job of hiding my true identity from the neighbours who have by now called the police. The Ukrainian combat gloves are excellent, well made, solid fit and feel. I can't wait to do this again.
Bought 3 balls. Got a sick jacket and enough gift cards to buy 3 more balls. It's becoming self perpetuating cycle.
The bawl gods are angry, was hoping for something neat this time had a bad string of these events keep getting bottom of the barrel but that’s gambling I guess
They sent me a stinky ole shirt and a tie? Is this a formal invitation to an interview or are you telling me to get a job?
It didn't slap as hard as some of the other packages I've gotten, but I ain't even mad.
I thought my girlfriend was joking about the hearts on the box.
Well played lmao.
