It's Happening For Real This Time™
- FEATURING IVAN FROM KOMMANDOSTORE.COM!
The gumball machine has returned with an enormous loot table of surplus, warehouse artifacts, night vision devices, and items so cursed you'll just have to scroll and read for yourself because there's no way I can really explain them. Seriously. Vend Responsibly...
let everyone in the wasteland know your special interest
warehouse ivan brought out a full-course meal for me this time
the appetizer: a Please Be Patient hat, which adds a whole new layer to "run from the blue hats" - only instead of gunning you down, i just repeat lines from metal gear solid and yell obscure facts at my enemies (who die from boredom).
the main meal: the most swag backpack ever, a good condition UCP large rucksack. this thing is positively ginormous, it will probably outlast me, and it's very light which is awesome too
the desert: this funny fish hat gift card which I'm keeping, i love it so much
yet again, thank you warehouse ivan and kommandostore for these wacky balls
Scored a pair of khaki combat shorts (sadly not jorts), two UCP pouches (placed on a Camelbak for scale), and a USGI OCP MOLLE II backpack, worth about $75 all in all
I spent $30, so this is one of the best dice rolls I've made in my life.
the backpack was a bit musty smelling, not gonna lie
but there was no mold, and the stank was nothing a fan and a Black Ice little tree couldn't perfectly fix
I rate 11/9, will jump on the next gumball event
I can dig it 🤙🏻