>She'll never follow you home, watch you in your sleep, and obliterate your house with a GBU-27 "Hammer" Paveway III
In another collaboration with renowned aviation-waifu artist Atamonica, we give you the nocturnal yandere stealth bomber you'll want looking through your window at 3:00 AM. Our bundle features an extra-fine, double-sided screen print of F-117 Nighthawk-chan. Using high quality inks and our favorite US based print shop, we're able to achieve an incredible level of detail, color, and quality. And unlike cheaper 'direct-to-garment' printing methods, our screen print will stand the test of time.
It's the perfect way to make new friends in public places, and seriously concern your immediate family.
Our bundle also includes an 8 x 3" slap of Nighthawk-Chan, and an embroidered 3" round patch—both original, never-before-seen designs.
Specs
The Shirt
The Sticker
The Patch
Sizing
Our Sidewinder tees are built on the Hanes Beefy-T for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information.
Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
Construction
Our tees are screen printed on the front and back with quality, custom-blended inks in the USA.
The Hanes Beefy-T is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability.
A few designs in the Atamonica collection would not have been possible without the help of our friends at Anduril.
Special thanks to Palmer Luckey and the Anduril staff for being cool with a bunch of nerds waifu-fying their drones. Anduril™ ALTIUS™ GHOST™, Dive-XL™ the Anduril stylized triangle with three curved sides logo, are trademarks of Anduril Industries Inc., used under license.
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 0 on a scale of minus 2 to 2, where minus 2 is Runs Small, 0 is True to Size and 2 is Runs Big
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Two of the best patches that any Military Industrial Complex could buy.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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What is the biggest flex one can do? Park a battleship in your enemy's port? Drop the sun on them... twice? Put a man on the moon?
All of those are pretty cool and only the country with the biggest dick could ever do that. But there is one thing maybe even cooler. Being able to fly around with loads of explosive party favors without anyone even knowing you are there until the favors arrive at the party.
You probably aren't cool enough to do any of that stuff, but you can have the next best thing! A high-quality patch of the sleek and cool bomber waifu: F-117 Nighthawk.
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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This is part of my second batch of orders from Kommandostore for patches and I am thrilled with the quality I see. I already have a third order on the way!
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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shes staring right at me (the wings off the main patch bulk do have a tendency to be a little frail, it is a cool shape though)
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 4 out of 5
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I bought this and immediately got the worst BO ever from it.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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