DON'T MESS WITH ME, IM A [FORKLIFT OPERATOR] AND I WAS BORN IN [city, state] IN [year]
IM A PROUD [eagle emoji] PATRIOT [bald eagle and burger emoji] IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND A GUN OWNER [squirt gun emoji][punisher skull][badly airbrushed picture of a bobcat, not a forklift]
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
Forklift Operator Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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No one doubts my credentials NOW! Tier 1 patch gents!
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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I bought a handful of patches from a few different shops for my patch hat, I bought this one specifically for the gag of putting it on when I drive the forklift at work, which kills everytime, but I didn't read the description or reviews to see that it was big as hell
Truck drivers think it's the funniest thing ever, my coworkers are already over it
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Threw this on my pack & got all the dippers dottin if you know what I mean. This ain't no Hyster Shyster.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Went right on the range bag
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Well made, fits my carrier perfectly, funny as fuck!
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Rated 5 out of 5
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