DON'T MESS WITH ME, IM A [FORKLIFT OPERATOR] AND I WAS BORN IN [city, state] IN [year]
IM A PROUD [eagle emoji] PATRIOT [bald eagle and burger emoji] IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND A GUN OWNER [squirt gun emoji][punisher skull][badly airbrushed picture of a bobcat, not a forklift]
Specs
- 2.5" x 6"
- Woven polyester with woven lettering
- Hook and loop backing
- Completely Reprehensible
Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
DON'T MESS WITH ME, IM A [FORKLIFT OPERATOR] AND I WAS BORN IN [city, state] IN [year]
IM A PROUD [eagle emoji] PATRIOT [bald eagle and burger emoji] IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, AND A GUN OWNER [squirt gun emoji][punisher skull][badly airbrushed picture of a bobcat, not a forklift]
Specs
- 2.5" x 6"
- Woven polyester with woven lettering
- Hook and loop backing
- Completely Reprehensible
Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Very Nice
Best way to brag to your friends about your OSHA certification.
Will hold up through hardcore larping.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Certified to LIFT
Excellent quality, showed up in a timely fashion. I am literally drowning in women at this point.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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