French CCE GoreTex Parka

Issued since the 1990s, the CCE (Camouflage Centre Europe) pattern blends into woodlands and mates perfectly with M81 and similar copies. It's great for stalking game, larping, and embarrassing yourself at family picnics. The GoreTex (or GoreTex-like) tri-laminate shell is waterproof, windproof, and breathable, keeping you dry without turning you into a salty sweat lodge. At under three pounds, it’s a tough PTFE membrane beast, resisting moisture, gunk and grease, and abrasions from branches, rocks, and the driveway under her car.

The cut’s generous for layering, suitable for cold weather and large gentlemen. A quick-release zipper and storm flap seal out the elements, while two front flap pockets and hidden map pockets keep your secret tools for later secure. The stowable hood fits over helmets and YAKUB brains, with an adjustable strap to cinch it tight. Armpit zippers vent heat (and stank), and sealed seams ensure no leaks. 

Specs

• Polycotton blend with GoreTex (or GoreTex-like MVP/tri-laminate) membrane, waterproof, windproof, breathable, fuel/oil-resistant
• CCE (Camouflage Centre Europe [M81 woodland sideways and Frenchified])
• About 1.1 kg (2.4 lbs)
• Generous cut for layering or people who've been fat-layering
• Heavy-duty zipper with quick-release, snap-down storm flap
• Two large and in charge front flap pockets
• Two concealed internal map pockets (great for your embarrassing autism talismans)
• Stowable hood in collar, helmet and fursuit-compatible with adjustable strap
• Large armpit zippers for venting atmosphere and asserting your dominance
• Waterproof tape-sealed seams