Sticker & Patch Gumball Machine

Sticker & Patch Gumball Machine

Regular price$2.99 USD
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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2725 reviews

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About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

This go-around we're getting rid of stickers and patches. Weird colors, weird cuts, things we can't sell openly without being sued, etc. 

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 

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Reviewed by Rafael d. S. N.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Love u, Kommandostore ❤️

I bought two sweaty Boomer Balls, hoping for the extra musky surplus smell, the damp scent of warehouse (better than any cologne) and sweat. Smells like... manhood. To my surprise, I got my wish and much more! A freakin' gift card! That's so cool and what is even better, as a Eurotard, thanks to your beautiful orange Emperor, I didn't have to pay any custom duties. Unfortunately, now I've to decide how to put that Gift Card to good use. Either something of the Strelka or 84 Line.

Thanks, Kommandostore!

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Reviewed by Jack G.
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Rated 3 out of 5
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3 MREs

1 star off for the disappointing return, another star because they weren't even good MREs. Vegetable stew? At least I get a first strike bar. I got a size small turkish camo blouse as well, I guess if I land a young Ottoman smokeshow I can dress her in it. She can call me... Mustafa. Mustafa the Conqueror. Otherwise it's useless. My friend also bought 3 gumballs and got the same return: 3 MREs and a small turkish blouse. Some odds, right? I would've gone for 2 stars, but my other buddy bought 10 gumballs and got a sick Italian ski mask and some German officer shirts. Here's hoping the next one is better. Rolling for gondola and alpenflage. Salute /k/illers. Throw some spices in the next one, maybe a nice marinade, I'm feeling saucy. Mustafa out.

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Reviewed by Matthew M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Guuuum

Very yummy

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Reviewed by Kevin B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Boomer Ball 2: Grillmaster's Revenge

Got a lovely big fish hat and five cool rings for my collection, one day I'll get night vision I know it

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Reviewed by Nicholas G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

I have received a weeks worth of MREs

These guys put food (of questionable quality) on my table.

10/10

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