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Sticker & Patch Gumball Machine

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

This go-around we're getting rid of stickers and patches. Weird colors, weird cuts, things we can't sell openly without being sued, etc. 

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 

Sticker & Patch Gumball Machine

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 213 reviews
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About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

This go-around we're getting rid of stickers and patches. Weird colors, weird cuts, things we can't sell openly without being sued, etc. 

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 

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213 Reviews
Reviewed by [Redacted]
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Bought a surprise, got a surprise

When I was held at gunpoint and told that I was paying for a surprise from the Kommandostore, I thought it would be a spontaneous trip to the bottom of a lake. Instead I got a bunch of cool items. Well worth the money spent and fingernails lost!

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Reviewed by EJ
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Best Gumballs I've Ever Had In My Life

I dropped my nickels into the gumball machine and got three beauties.

One was a mini Gondola (which is yet to arrive, but I have high hopes).

One was a British flight suit in pretty good shape.

The last was two bags of Zibby Beans. Delicious.

The only problem was with the mailman, who decided to leave the box in direct sunlight on a 101+ degree F day. The chocolate on the beans melted and, upon being brought inside, re-solidified into basically Zibby Brittle. The quality of the chocolate was obvious, and it was just as delicious as otherwise.

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Reviewed by William B.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Quite a suprise

Nearly opened the package in front my mom. Not great. On the other hand, Galil is best gun-girl.

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Reviewed by el m.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Sexiest pair of PT shorts I’ve ever seen

I thought that the french ones couldn’t be beat, but these actually top them. No homo. They also have a tiny pocket on the back. Presumably for condoms.

The other stuff was nice too.

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Reviewed by AyGoodCall
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Great haul, always a treat with the gumball

Got a lot of cool shit and all of made it here in one piece. Would recommend if you enjoy a bit of surplus gear and trying you hand with lady luck.

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