Have a TrickBall... IF YOU DARE
This prize pool is a bit more tricky — It features blemished surplus, odd warehouse artifacts, a shot at custom-ordered Waxi boots to your desired specs, and gift cards up to $500...
Or a bag full of spiders...
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
|2-Pack Unsharpened Vampire Stake Set (EG Tent Set)||9.41%||$8.98|
|2-Pack Bundeswehr OD Tees||8.95%||$11.98|
|$10 Gift Card||7.52%||$10.00|
|Italian 'Alpini' White Balaclava||7.52%||$9.99|
|USGI Cold Weather Face Mask||7.52%||$9.99|
|Ride The Gumball Tee||6.70%||$19.99|
|2-Pack Bundeswehr "Mannhose" Shorts||5.64%||$11.98|
|$15 Gift Card||3.76%||$15.00|
|Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch||3.76%||$9.99|
|Misprint Gondola Tee||3.76%||$19.99|
|Blem Bundeswehr Tropen Tricot Shirt||2.86%||$8.99|
|$20 Gift Card||2.26%||$20.00|
|Blem Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 Jacket||1.96%||$49.99|
|Ivan's Big Fish Hat||1.88%||$34.99|
|Warehouse Artifacts||1.88%||Belongs in a MUSEUM|
|2-Pack Czech Tank Tops||1.88%||$9.99|
|2-Pack East German Belts||1.88%||$12.98|
|$30 Gift Card||1.50%||$30.00|
|Blem Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 Summer Field Shirt||1.35%||$23.49|
|Blem Dutch DPM Hybrid Fliers Pack||1.28%||$59.99|
|2-Pack Bundeswehr Tropen Short Sleeve Shirt||1.13%||$13.98|
|Blem Italian Forze Armate Khaki Shorts||1.05%||$19.99|
|Blem Yugoslavian Porcija JNA M-69 Mess Kit||1.05%||$15.99|
|Blem Bundeswehr Fliers Bag||0.90%||$29.99|
|Blem French F1 Rucksack||0.75%||$29.99|
|Blem German Trainer Shoes||0.75%||$34.99|
|Blem Austrian M75 BDU Pants||0.68%||$59.99|
|German Police Issue Concealable Ballistic/Anti Stab Vest Shell||0.68%||$24.99|
|German Police Issue White Undervest||0.60%||$14.99|
|Blem Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants||0.53%||$34.99|
|Blem Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 BDU Pants||0.45%||$9.99|
|Blem German Waterproof Poncho / Shelter Half||0.45%||$26.99|
2-Pack Blem PT Shorts
|Blem UBAC 'Green Zone' DPM Combat Shirt||0.38%||$54.99|
|Pre-Order P83 Chest Rig||0.38%||$124.99|
|Pre-Order Waxi Boots (Your Size, Your Width)||0.38%||$129.99|
|Blem Bundeswehr 'Eagle' Tanktop||0.30%||$14.99|
|Blem German Customs Jacket||0.30%||$59.99|
|Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner||0.23%||$28.99|
|Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Hardshell Parka||0.23%||$54.99|
|Blem German Customs Maritime Jacket||0.23%||$64.99|
|Blem Polish M93 Rucksack||0.23%||$22.99|
|Blem Flecktarn Lightweight Combat Gloves||0.15%||$21.99|
|Blem British MK14 Flight Crew Coverall||0.15%||$54.99|
|Blem West German Polizei V-Neck Sweater||0.15%||$22.49|
|$500 Gift Card||0.08%||$500.00|
|Battle-Damaged SADF Pattern 83 "Grootsak"||0.08%||$149.99|
|Blem German Police Issue Concealable Ballistic/Anti Stab Vest||0.08%||$154.99|
|Fliers Bag full of Spiders||0.08%||Priceless|
let everyone in the wasteland know your special interest
warehouse ivan brought out a full-course meal for me this time
the appetizer: a Please Be Patient hat, which adds a whole new layer to "run from the blue hats" - only instead of gunning you down, i just repeat lines from metal gear solid and yell obscure facts at my enemies (who die from boredom).
the main meal: the most swag backpack ever, a good condition UCP large rucksack. this thing is positively ginormous, it will probably outlast me, and it's very light which is awesome too
the desert: this funny fish hat gift card which I'm keeping, i love it so much
yet again, thank you warehouse ivan and kommandostore for these wacky balls
Scored a pair of khaki combat shorts (sadly not jorts), two UCP pouches (placed on a Camelbak for scale), and a USGI OCP MOLLE II backpack, worth about $75 all in all
I spent $30, so this is one of the best dice rolls I've made in my life.
the backpack was a bit musty smelling, not gonna lie
but there was no mold, and the stank was nothing a fan and a Black Ice little tree couldn't perfectly fix
I rate 11/9, will jump on the next gumball event
I can dig it 🤙🏻