Halloween Spookyball Surplus Machine

Halloween Spookyball Surplus Machine

Regular price$3.99 USD
Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 1455 reviews

  • Available
  • Inventory on the way
Serving Size

Welcome to the Halloween Spookyball Surplus Machine, KommandoStore’s one of a kind, RNG-driven clearance and haunting event.

This October we are very happy to bring back the Gumball Machine with a healthy dose of surplus. With items from over 10 different countries, there is something for everyone. And because we're feeling festive, well there's some tricks and treats in every order too.

Heck, write us a good spooky order note and we'll decorate your box accordingly. Might as well bring the mailman in on the fun eh? 😉

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

West German Bundeswehr Sewing Kit 100 10.37%
3 x Random Morale Patches 100 10.37%
1 x Bag Chocolate Zibby Beans 80 8.30%
Unissued French Summer Weight Boot Socks 50 5.19%
East German Cold Weather Balaclava 50 5.19%
Austrian Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 Summer Field Shirt 50 5.19%
East German Undershirt 40 4.15%
East German Rain Pattern Magazine Pouch 40 4.15%
Swiss Shoe Care Kits (Incomplete) 40 4.15%
Bundeswehr "Mannhose" PT Shorts 37 3.84%
Czech M60 Jacket 35 3.63%
2 x Bags Chocolate Zibby Beans 25 2.59%
Bundeswehr 'Pajama' Jacket 25 2.59%
Wellenbrecher 'Wave Breaker' Boonie Hat 25 2.59%
German Bundeswehr OD Short Sleeve Shirt 25 2.59%
USGI Extreme Cold Weather Mask 20 2.07%
Unissued Austrian Summer Field Cap 20 2.07%
Misc Condition Austrian Paratrooper Boots 18 1.87%
25$ Gift Card 16 1.66%
1 x Bags Firey Grads 15 1.56%
Ivan's BBQ Peanuts 15 1.56%
Polish Mess Kit 15 1.56%
Bundeswehr Tricot Quarter-zip Shirt 15 1.56%
German Bundeswehr Tropen (Tropical) Short Sleeve Shirt 14 1.45%
Swiss Messenger Case 10 1.04%
LTD Edition Stealth Unveiled Miami NightHawk Tee Odd Size 10 1.04%
LTD Edition Stealth Unveiled Whitehawk Tee Odd Size 10 1.04%
Stealth Unveiled Nighthawk Tee 10 1.04%
Swiss Issue Forest Hatchet 10 1.04%
Austrian Winter Pant Liner 10 1.04%
Blem Bundeswehr Engineer's Coverall Suit 8 0.83%
Austrian M75 Steel Helmet 5 0.52%
Swiss KS90 Waterproof Combat Boots 5 0.52%
Police Car GPS Antenna 5 0.52%
German Flecktarn LKS Load Bearing System 4 0.41%
75$ Gift Card 4 0.41%
10 Years Free Shipping (CONUS ONLY) 2 0.21%
Waxi Boots 1 0.10%
average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 1455 reviews
  • 5 Stars
    1284 Reviews
  • 4 Stars
    136 Reviews
  • 3 Stars
    32 Reviews
  • 2 Stars
    0 Reviews
  • 1 Star
    3 Reviews
98% of reviewers would recommend this product to a friend
Customer photos and videos
1455 Reviews
Reviewed by Jakob D.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

big ol box

big ol box of invisible .30 cal. I love it

Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Casey B.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted


Ivan’s balls are so powerful they helped me detransition! Each item I received was worth well over the individual price of what I got, and they somehow knew my size (short and chubby). I saved so much money I was able to resume my pimping career! Now my only concern in life is to peel money and touch bitches. Thanks, Ivan!

Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Cory L.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Ivan’s balls

Wasn’t sure what to expect, first time order of some Russian’s balls. Ended up with a nice $25 gift card. Good buy

Was this helpful?
Reviewed by Rory B.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

First time ball buyer, will definitely buy again

This was fantastic. Got myself a Two-Pack of the TM-62 Landmine Plush, a Slovak M97 Woodland Field Jacket, and a Swiss M70 Alpenflage Parka. Two thumbs up.

Was this helpful?
Reviewed by John B.
Verified Buyer
I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Labor of love

Good balls

Was this helpful?

Recently viewed