I'm not even in an HOA
But people think I am now and wonder why I have a broken down Ford ranger in my front yard
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SIR WE'RE AT YOUR DOOR AT THREE AM BECAUSE WE HEARD A POWER TOOL SOMETIME TONIGHT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT CORDLESS TOOLS, AIR TOOLS, WELDERS, AND HAMMER NOISE IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR CODE PLEASE STOP WORKING ON FUN THINGS IN YOUR GARAGE WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU WHEN WE'RE ON OUR NOSEY PATROLS OF YOUR FRONT LAWN.
KommandoStore deeply apologizes if this text induced any kind of post-Karen-yapping stress.
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Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.
But people think I am now and wonder why I have a broken down Ford ranger in my front yard
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Cool patch and makes it easier when enforcing rules against trashy renters
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With the establishment of my HOAs forceable compliance task force these patches have become a mandatory uniform item. Easily seen by homeowners when I kick down their door for having too much dollar weed in their lawn.
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Are you tired of neighbors commenting on the appropriate lumens for your walkway lights? Or whether the amount of leaves you raked was good enough for the landscaping committee to work on the winter flowers? Slap this patch on the closest item of clothing and take a slow and meaningful stroll around with a clipboard and see how many passive-aggressive buttholes you can get clenching and let ‘em know two can play at that game.
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Just what I needed for my plate carrier to let those neighbors pushing the limits of acceptable fence stain colors that we mean business. Awesome quality.
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