SIR WE'RE AT YOUR DOOR AT THREE AM BECAUSE WE HEARD A POWER TOOL SOMETIME TONIGHT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT CORDLESS TOOLS, AIR TOOLS, WELDERS, AND HAMMER NOISE IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR CODE PLEASE STOP WORKING ON FUN THINGS IN YOUR GARAGE WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU WHEN WE'RE ON OUR NOSEY PATROLS OF YOUR FRONT LAWN.
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HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Showed up at the HOA meeting with it on and my Smerch rig and we haven't had a single unmowed lawn since then. Trash cans are put back too.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Stitched well, solid print, and the velcro is velcroey.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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(I bought these for a fellow russianoo friend)
I own a bars gorka and an SSO sniper suit. So it's understandable that it's not going to match those perfectly. I know KS makes their own version and I'm sure they prioritized matching their own product. That said I'm still smiling like an idiot and happy as can be with the hat.
-J. Astell
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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But people think I am now and wonder why I have a broken down Ford ranger in my front yard
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Cool patch and makes it easier when enforcing rules against trashy renters
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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