HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

HOA Enforcement Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

$9.99 USD
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Rated 5.0 out of 5
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SIR WE'RE AT YOUR DOOR AT THREE AM BECAUSE WE HEARD A POWER TOOL SOMETIME TONIGHT AS THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION I HAVE TO INFORM YOU THAT CORDLESS TOOLS, AIR TOOLS, WELDERS, AND HAMMER NOISE IS A DIRECT VIOLATION OF OUR CODE PLEASE STOP WORKING ON FUN THINGS IN YOUR GARAGE WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU WHEN WE'RE ON OUR NOSEY PATROLS OF YOUR FRONT LAWN.

KommandoStore deeply apologizes if this text induced any kind of post-Karen-yapping stress. 

Specs

  • 2.5" x 6"
  • Woven polyester with woven lettering
  • Hook and loop backing
  • Completely Reprehensible
  • Updated Ranger Green Colorway

 

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.

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Reviewed by Douglas O.
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Natural cedar tone means natural cedar tone!

Just what I needed for my plate carrier to let those neighbors pushing the limits of acceptable fence stain colors that we mean business. Awesome quality.

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Reviewed by Chris W.
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Fun patch

This Velcro panel patch lets your neighbourhood Karens know you mean business. From out-of-spec fencing to untrimmed gardens, you’re going to bring order to chaos as HOA Enforcement. High quality. Looks good on my body armour carrier when I want to get a laugh.

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Reviewed by HOA Sargent at A.
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Finally the Respect I Deserve

Finally, now I can go from door to door and tell my neighbors to mow their lawn. Good quality overall, no complaints at all

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