I Committed Tax Fraud Sticker

This is not an admission of a crime

I love tax evasion so much (legit a high quality sticker though, not redbubble bullshit)

I can show the world my obligation for tax fraud.

It’s bold. It’s honest. It’s the kind of energy that says, “I alphabetize my ammo but haven’t filed taxes since the Bush administration.” I put it on my workbench and now the IRS agent assigned to me just sends passive-aggressive memes instead of official letters. We’re basically friends now.

The sticker quality is top-notch too—waterproof, fade-resistant, and morally questionable. Just like me.

Warning: May cause sudden appearance of unexpected black Suburbans in your neighborhood.

Would I buy again? Yes. Would I use it as a decoy while actually committing a different crime? Also yes.

Many people around me wear stickers. Some differ from others and they carry their path. I however never had one. I never belonged. I never understood. I was in a rut, I didn't feel like I kept a place anywhere. It was just me and everyone everyone else. Nobody understood what was wrong with me and I never knew anyone. It wasn't until I reached this sticker. It clicked. It was me, it WAS me, it wasn't some visual, it was the essence of it. It completed me, and I it. This product, vast and foreign to others, made me what I am for who I am, and having it, I realized; No one. Not anyone, can take it away from me.