KommandoStore and The Gumball Of Doom
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Our BALLS™ Belong in a Museum!
In the treacherous, booby-trap-riddled depths of the warehouse, we've unearthed a treasure trove of powerful warehouse artifacts, military surplus from underneath a giant 'X' that never ever marks the spot, and a whole host of gift cards & extras too...
All Sales Final.
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
"Rare" Items
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| MultiCam Black Pattern 84 Chest Rig | 0.42% | $229.99 |
| The HEAT Rig, Your Size | 0.42% | $199.99 |
| Police Trade-In Riot Helmet+Visor | 0.28% | $99.99 |
| Sage International EBR Grip | 0.25% | $119.99 |
| $100 Gift Card + Sankara stone (please return to Indian village) | 0.17% | $100.00 |
| Modular Scotchlite™ Polizei Parka with Waterproof Membrane | 0.17% | $119.99 |
| Afghan 9/11 War Rug | 0.12% | $169.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket Good+ | 0.08% | $269.99 |
| Battle-Damaged Pattern 83 Battle Jacket | 0.07% | $219.99 |
| Box of Snakes (I hate them, Jock!) + $500 Gift Card | 0.05% | $500.00 |
| 1 Year Free CONUS shipping | 0.05% | $150.00 |
| Police Trade-In OMS Thrust Diving Fins | 0.03% | $133.93 |
| Afghan Large Pattern War Rug | 0.02% | $299.99 |
| Blem 6ft Big Gondola (Gods Big Angel) | 0.02% | $169.99 |
| Police Trade-In Scubapro Nighthawk BCD | 0.02% | $649.99 |
| An Entire Charcoal Grill | 0.02% | $139.99 |
| Holosun HS403R | 0.02% | $211.75 |
| Holosun LS321R | 0.02% | $905.87 |
| KBAR USMC Fighting Knife | 0.02% | $133.66 |
| Peltor Tactical 100 Sport Headset | 0.02% | $142.99 |
| SureFire G2X Flashlight | 0.02% | $89.00 |
| USGI CWU-36P Summerweight Flight Jacket | 0.02% | $199.99 |
| Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade DVD + Cosplay Kit(?) (Hat, Whip, Satchel) | 0.02% | Priceless :) |
| Indiana Jones & The Raiders of the Lost Ark DVD + Ark of the Covenant (DO NOT OPEN) | 0.02% | Priceless :) |
| Austin Powers DVD + Ancient Fertility Idol (Start the engines, Jock!) | 0.02% | Priceless :) |
| Collateral DVD + Bass Pro Shops Crystal Skulls (DO NOT RESEARCH) | 0.02% | Priceless :) |
| Auscam Softshell Jacket Medium | 0.02% | $129.99 |
"Common" Items
| Item | Chance | Retail |
| One Random Patch and Two Random Stickers | 5.83% | $23.99 |
| Bundeswehr Folding Goggles Two-Pack | 4.90% | $15.99 |
| Bundeswehr PT Jacket | 3.67% | $19.99 |
| Blem A-10 Warthog Atamonica Tee | 3.53% | $34.99 |
| 1ft Gondola Plush | 3.25% | $34.99 |
| $20 Gift Card | 3.17% | $20.00 |
| French CCE Camo Hot Weather Field Cap | 2.92% | $11.99 |
| Atamonica AIM-9 Standee | 2.50% | $24.99 |
| British Desert DPM and Swiss Alpenflage Helmet Cover | 2.50% | $19.98 |
| Swedish M59 Cold Weather Cap | 2.50% | $13.99 |
| Czech Civil Defense FR Work Pants | 2.40% | $39.99 |
| British Services Polo Shirt | 2.17% | $19.99 |
| Belgian Army and Bundeswehr Tie | 2.08% | $11.98 |
| Austrian Cotton/Poly Alpine Pants | 2.08% | $39.99 |
| Afghan Pakol Mountain Cap | 1.92% | $24.99 |
| Greek Lizard Camo Sweatshirt | 1.70% | $24.99 |
| Italian Forze Armate PT Suit | 1.67% | $34.99 |
| Dutch Scarf | 1.67% | $11.99 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Helmet Cover | 1.67% | $14.99 |
| British MTP Gas Mask Pouch | 1.67% | $24.99 |
| DPM Boonie Hat | 1.67% | $19.99 |
| Dutch Desert Ushanka | 1.58% | $12.99 |
| Safariland Flash Bang Holder | 1.53% | $42.50 |
| Blem German Polizei Modular Parka | 1.52% | $99.99 |
| NATO OD Duffle Bag | 1.42% | $34.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr Work Gloves | 1.42% | $29.98 |
| Two-Pack AIM-9 Atamonica Keychain | 1.42% | $26.98 |
| USGI DSCP Moisture Wicking T-Shirt Three-Pack | 1.33% | $22.99 |
| $25 Gift Card | 1.25% | $25.00 |
| Big Fish Hat (Ships End of April) | 1.25% | $34.99 |
| Warehouse Artifact | 1.17% | Priceless :) |
| Two-Pack Swiss M71 Stove | 1.15% | $19.98 |
| Italian Forze Armate Vegetato Field Shirt | 1.05% | $39.99 |
| Mountain House Spaghetti MCW Meal | 1.00% | $13.99 |
| Blem ESS Crossbow Kit (Lens, Frame, and Case) | 0.97% | $39.99 |
| Blem Two-Pack East German Combat Belt | 0.90% | $17.98 |
| German Polizei Commando Sweater | 0.83% | $44.99 |
| Two-Pack Bundeswehr G3 Mag Pouch (New Style) | 0.83% | $14.98 |
| German KSK Beret | 0.83% | $14.99 |
| East German Vinyl Nuclear Winter Poncho | 0.83% | $11.99 |
| French F1 CCE Field Cap | 1.67% | $11.99 |
| Czech M95 Mittens | 0.83% | $15.99 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Vest | 0.83% | $24.99 |
| Dutch OD Field Shirt | 0.83% | $23.99 |
| Belgian OD Tanker Coverall | 0.83% | $39.99 |
| Czech M95 Parka | 0.83% | $34.99 |
| Two-Pack Dutch Olive Drab Watch Cap | 0.75% | $23.98 |
| Czech Scarf Two-Pack | 0.73% | $19.98 |
| Belgian OD Sweatshirt | 0.68% | $15.99 |
| Model I German Polizei Parka | 0.60% | $84.99 |
| Chicom Type 56 AK Chest Rig | 0.58% | $39.99 |
| Polish Bathrobe (White with Blue Stripes) | 0.58% | $24.99 |
| Two-Pack Blem Bundeswehr Tanks | 0.53% | $29.98 |
| North Vietnamese Pith Helmet | 0.50% | $34.99 |
| Blem Polizei Commando Sweater | 0.48% | $44.99 |
| Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Mountain Jacket | 0.43% | $37.99 |
| Blem Two-Pack Tropen Tee | 0.43% | $15.98 |
| Two-Pack Belgian Service Shirt | 0.42% | $29.98 |
| $50 Gift Card | 0.42% | $50.00 |
| French TL122D Flashlight Clone | 0.42% | $15.99 |
| Uncle Mike Nylon Web Sling | 0.42% | $32.95 |
| Two-Pack 6-Rib KAC Rail Cover | 0.33% | $35.98 |
| Two-Pack 9-Rib P&S Rail Cover | 0.33% | $27.98 |
| STALKER Duty Faction Flag | 0.33% | $29.99 |
| For God's Sake Flag | 0.33% | $29.99 |
| Austrian Combat Gloves | 0.33% | $22.99 |
| Two-Pack ALICE STANAG Pouch Serviceable | 0.33% | $19.98 |
| Blem Austrian Alpine Gore-Tex Hardshell | 0.33% | $84.99 |
| Misc Safariland Holster | 0.32% | $59.99 |
| Blem Flecktarn Parka | 0.28% | $44.99 |
| STALKER Duty Factor Flag | 0.25% | $29.99 |
| Swiss M83 Alpenflage Field Shirt Excellent | 0.25% | $24.99 |
| USGI ECW Fleece Jacket, Foliage Green | 0.25% | $39.99 |
| Two-Pack 5-Rib P&S Rail Cover | 0.25% | $17.98 |
| Tax Fraud Pride Flag | 0.25% | $29.99 |
| Polish Bathrobe (Rare) | 0.25% | $29.99 |
| Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Pants | 0.23% | $39.99 |
| French 'Armee de Teree' PT Suit | 0.17% | $49.99 |
| A-10 Warthog Atamonica Sweatshirt | 0.17% | $59.99 |
| British Lightweight MTP Waterproof Pants | 0.17% | $59.99 |
| Ivan's Fiery Grads Three-Pack | 0.17% | $20.97 |
| French CCE Woodland Pullover Fleece Jacket 112 (Large) | 0.17% | $24.99 |
| PASGT Riot Face Shield | 0.10% | $59.99 |
| Battle-Damaged USMC Catoma Pop-Up Bed Net | 0.08% | $89.99 |
| Blem Dutch DPM Combat Shirt | 0.08% | $49.99 |
| Two-Pack Blem USMC Dump Pouch | 0.08% | $39.98 |
| Blem Quilted Polizei Parka | 0.07% | $69.99 |
| Streamlight Microstream Coyote Brown | 0.05% | $55.65 |
| UCP ICS Tent, Serviceable | 0.05% | $79.99 |
| Dutch DPM Hybrid Fliers Pack w/ Shoulder Straps | 0.03% | $44.99 |
| USGI ALICE Frame and Pack | 0.03% | $129.99 |
| Blem UCP Bivy Cover | 0.03% | $79.99 |
