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Ivan's Beach Balls™

Welcome back to the Gumball Machine, KommandoStore’s one of a kind, RNG-driven clearance event. With every wave of surplus, we always get a few odds and ends washing ashore. As such, we're closing out summer with steal of a deal on some of our recent military surplus items, gift cards, and wacky warehouse oddities.

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 Item Probability Retail
Misprint Gondola Tee 17.99% $19.99
$10 Gift Card 11.99% $10.00
Multi Beans (x2) 9.59% $13.98
East German Load Bearing Belt (x2) 9.59% $11.98
Zibby Brew (Proto-Vented Amogus Pack) 7.19% $19.99
Blem German Speedo (x2) 4.80% $9.98
Blem West German Belts 4.80% $7.99
$20 Gift Card 4.80% $20.00
Blem Italian Khaki Shorts 4.51% $19.99
Flecktarn Parka (Pre-05), Size 03 3.60% $44.99
Blem Patches, Stickers (x2) 2.88% $9.98
Blem OD Bundeswehr Tee (x2) 2.40% $13.98
Blem German Trainer Shoes 2.40% $34.99
Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner 1.92% $29.99
Blem Flecktarn Lightweight Combat Glove 1.77% $21.99
Blem Bundeswehr Fliers Bags 1.53% $29.99
Bulgarian TM-62 Training Mine (Inert) 1.20% $54.99
USGI Cold Weather Mask 1.20% $9.99
Warehouse Artifact 1.20% Belongs in a MUSEUM
Blem Tropentee (x2) 0.96% $13.98
Blem German Ponchos 0.67% $29.99
R18 Stickers 0.48% $9.99
Warehouse Worker Feet Pics ;) 0.48% Priceless
$50 Gift Card 0.48% $50.00
Blem DPM Hybrid Fliers Pack 0.29% $44.99
Blem DPM Duffle Bag 0.29% $34.99
Blem Bundeswehr FR Balaclava 0.24% $14.99
Blem Italian Aeronautica Militarie PT Shorts 0.24% $9.99
UK GoreTex Parkas 0.24% $49.99
Blem Tanker Helmet 0.10% $59.99
Blem British MK14 Flight Suit Coverall 0.10% $54.99
Battle Damaged Grootsak 0.05% $174.99
$500 Gift Card 0.05% $500.00


Ivan's Beach Balls™

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 315 reviews
Regular price
$7.99
Sale price
$7.99
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Welcome back to the Gumball Machine, KommandoStore’s one of a kind, RNG-driven clearance event. With every wave of surplus, we always get a few odds and ends washing ashore. As such, we're closing out summer with steal of a deal on some of our recent military surplus items, gift cards, and wacky warehouse oddities.

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 Item Probability Retail
Misprint Gondola Tee 17.99% $19.99
$10 Gift Card 11.99% $10.00
Multi Beans (x2) 9.59% $13.98
East German Load Bearing Belt (x2) 9.59% $11.98
Zibby Brew (Proto-Vented Amogus Pack) 7.19% $19.99
Blem German Speedo (x2) 4.80% $9.98
Blem West German Belts 4.80% $7.99
$20 Gift Card 4.80% $20.00
Blem Italian Khaki Shorts 4.51% $19.99
Flecktarn Parka (Pre-05), Size 03 3.60% $44.99
Blem Patches, Stickers (x2) 2.88% $9.98
Blem OD Bundeswehr Tee (x2) 2.40% $13.98
Blem German Trainer Shoes 2.40% $34.99
Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner 1.92% $29.99
Blem Flecktarn Lightweight Combat Glove 1.77% $21.99
Blem Bundeswehr Fliers Bags 1.53% $29.99
Bulgarian TM-62 Training Mine (Inert) 1.20% $54.99
USGI Cold Weather Mask 1.20% $9.99
Warehouse Artifact 1.20% Belongs in a MUSEUM
Blem Tropentee (x2) 0.96% $13.98
Blem German Ponchos 0.67% $29.99
R18 Stickers 0.48% $9.99
Warehouse Worker Feet Pics ;) 0.48% Priceless
$50 Gift Card 0.48% $50.00
Blem DPM Hybrid Fliers Pack 0.29% $44.99
Blem DPM Duffle Bag 0.29% $34.99
Blem Bundeswehr FR Balaclava 0.24% $14.99
Blem Italian Aeronautica Militarie PT Shorts 0.24% $9.99
UK GoreTex Parkas 0.24% $49.99
Blem Tanker Helmet 0.10% $59.99
Blem British MK14 Flight Suit Coverall 0.10% $54.99
Battle Damaged Grootsak 0.05% $174.99
$500 Gift Card 0.05% $500.00


average rating 4.8 out of 5
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Reviewed by Patrick L.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Did not contain actual beach ball

Did contain interesting surplus and some ballin' coffee.

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Reviewed by John R.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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A fun experience

It was interesting to find out what random things you eventually got, an inactive training landmine is quite a surprise.

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Reviewed by Aaron G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

MAGNIFICENT BALLS

These balls delivered loads far greater than expected. Warehouse Ivan even managed to get shoes in my size! Look at the happy face drawn on my packing slip :D

In all honesty though I'm very pleased with what I got from this. I highly recommend these balls.

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Reviewed by Aaron M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Basically free :)

I bought 10 balls and got some badass speedos, badass gondola shirts, badass italian khaki shorts, fuggin tasty coffee and Kommando store gift cards that covered the cost of my entire purchase. I never felt more like a winner. I can't wait for the next ball drop.

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Reviewed by Noah P.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Good Deal

It's like they read my mind. I needed belts and they sent me two East German Belts :D

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