Ivan's Beach Balls™

Ivan's Beach Balls™

Regular price$7.99 USD
Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 1702 reviews

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Welcome back to the Gumball Machine, KommandoStore’s one of a kind, RNG-driven clearance event. With every wave of surplus, we always get a few odds and ends washing ashore. As such, we're closing out summer with steal of a deal on some of our recent military surplus items, gift cards, and wacky warehouse oddities.

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.


The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 Item Probability Retail
Misprint Gondola Tee 17.99% $19.99
$10 Gift Card 11.99% $10.00
Multi Beans (x2) 9.59% $13.98
East German Load Bearing Belt (x2) 9.59% $11.98
Zibby Brew (Proto-Vented Amogus Pack) 7.19% $19.99
Blem German Speedo (x2) 4.80% $9.98
Blem West German Belts 4.80% $7.99
$20 Gift Card 4.80% $20.00
Blem Italian Khaki Shorts 4.51% $19.99
Flecktarn Parka (Pre-05), Size 03 3.60% $44.99
Blem Patches, Stickers (x2) 2.88% $9.98
Blem OD Bundeswehr Tee (x2) 2.40% $13.98
Blem German Trainer Shoes 2.40% $34.99
Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner 1.92% $29.99
Blem Flecktarn Lightweight Combat Glove 1.77% $21.99
Blem Bundeswehr Fliers Bags 1.53% $29.99
Bulgarian TM-62 Training Mine (Inert) 1.20% $54.99
USGI Cold Weather Mask 1.20% $9.99
Warehouse Artifact 1.20% Belongs in a MUSEUM
Blem Tropentee (x2) 0.96% $13.98
Blem German Ponchos 0.67% $29.99
R18 Stickers 0.48% $9.99
Warehouse Worker Feet Pics ;) 0.48% Priceless
$50 Gift Card 0.48% $50.00
Blem DPM Hybrid Fliers Pack 0.29% $44.99
Blem DPM Duffle Bag 0.29% $34.99
Blem Bundeswehr FR Balaclava 0.24% $14.99
Blem Italian Aeronautica Militarie PT Shorts 0.24% $9.99
UK GoreTex Parkas 0.24% $49.99
Blem Tanker Helmet 0.10% $59.99
Blem British MK14 Flight Suit Coverall 0.10% $54.99
Battle Damaged Grootsak 0.05% $174.99
$500 Gift Card 0.05% $500.00

average rating 4.9 out of 5
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Reviewed by Vincent B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Balls are decent

Favorite ball I got was the mittens with the pointer fingers free so they can be used in shooting. Least favorite? The Bundeswehr folding sunglasses that make me look like that one picture of Todd Howard wearing the alien eye sunglasses.

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We <3 Todd tho

Reviewed by Magnus G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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All in all it‘s worthy

I bought three „black market balls(goin‘dark)“ and the sizes of the clothes vary a bit but fit. The Quality is also good for the priece, no doubts.

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Reviewed by Kris M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Very cool

Good variety of gear with some extra little goodies snuck in

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Reviewed by Pearse C.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Absolutely brilliant, didn’t disappoint, stuff I got was well worth the price

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Reviewed by Kinsey B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

Best birthday gift ever

My sister loved this for her birthday.

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