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Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2

Ivan's Balls are back. People went so ballistic the last time we couldn't resist another round.

As with any good sequel, there's a twist. You can no longer pick your size, but balls are cheaper and include guaranteed bonus rewards. Including a fully functional PVS-14 (with a custom R&D paint-job).

About the Balls

Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discountall boots are Good to Excellent condition.

Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific boot models or size will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.

In addition to the Boot Roll, there is a Guaranteed Bonus Roll included with each Boot Ball. (See the published odds below)

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.

The Boot Ball RNG Process

Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Boot Roll

 Boot Type Probability Retail
Austrian Delta 0.06% $99.99
Bundeswehr Jungle 1.63% $64.99
Tropical Naval Board 2.92% $74.99
KAZ 03 Alpine Ranger 3.44% $39.99
M59 Alpine 10.90% $34.99
KS90 Gen I 16.97% $59.99
KS2007 17.20% $89.99
KS90 Gen II 46.88% $89.99

Guaranteed Bonus Roll


 Item Probability Retail
Custom Painted PVS-14
0.06% $2,250.00
Bootsak 0.94% $194.95
Bootcrate™ 1.25% $125.99
Zibby Broot 4.69% $19.99
Bundie Boot 7.81% $5.99
Zibby Boot 14.69% $6.99
Boot Clean Kit 23.56% $21.48
Boot Breath 47.00% $10.99

Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2

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Ivan's Balls are back. People went so ballistic the last time we couldn't resist another round.

As with any good sequel, there's a twist. You can no longer pick your size, but balls are cheaper and include guaranteed bonus rewards. Including a fully functional PVS-14 (with a custom R&D paint-job).

About the Balls

Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discountall boots are Good to Excellent condition.

Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific boot models or size will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.

In addition to the Boot Roll, there is a Guaranteed Bonus Roll included with each Boot Ball. (See the published odds below)

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.

The Boot Ball RNG Process

Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Boot Roll

 Boot Type Probability Retail
Austrian Delta 0.06% $99.99
Bundeswehr Jungle 1.63% $64.99
Tropical Naval Board 2.92% $74.99
KAZ 03 Alpine Ranger 3.44% $39.99
M59 Alpine 10.90% $34.99
KS90 Gen I 16.97% $59.99
KS2007 17.20% $89.99
KS90 Gen II 46.88% $89.99

Guaranteed Bonus Roll


 Item Probability Retail
Custom Painted PVS-14
0.06% $2,250.00
Bootsak 0.94% $194.95
Bootcrate™ 1.25% $125.99
Zibby Broot 4.69% $19.99
Bundie Boot 7.81% $5.99
Zibby Boot 14.69% $6.99
Boot Clean Kit 23.56% $21.48
Boot Breath 47.00% $10.99

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Jars

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beans

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Hell ye :DDD

I got a beeg gondola, beanis and a shirt. Do wish I could select sizing for the clothes tho

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I'm not usually a gamblin' man, but I took a chance and got a cool t-shirt. Can't complain.

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