Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2

Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2

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Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 2725 reviews

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Ivan's Balls are back. People went so ballistic the last time we couldn't resist another round.

As with any good sequel, there's a twist. You can no longer pick your size, but balls are cheaper and include guaranteed bonus rewards. Including a fully functional PVS-14 (with a custom R&D paint-job).

About the Balls

Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discountall boots are Good to Excellent condition.

Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific boot models or size will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.

In addition to the Boot Roll, there is a Guaranteed Bonus Roll included with each Boot Ball. (See the published odds below)

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.

The Boot Ball RNG Process

Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Boot Roll

 Boot Type Probability Retail
Austrian Delta 0.06% $99.99
Bundeswehr Jungle 1.63% $64.99
Tropical Naval Board 2.92% $74.99
KAZ 03 Alpine Ranger 3.44% $39.99
M59 Alpine 10.90% $34.99
KS90 Gen I 16.97% $59.99
KS2007 17.20% $89.99
KS90 Gen II 46.88% $89.99

Guaranteed Bonus Roll


 Item Probability Retail
Custom Painted PVS-14
0.06% $2,250.00
Bootsak 0.94% $194.95
Bootcrate™ 1.25% $125.99
Zibby Broot 4.69% $19.99
Bundie Boot 7.81% $5.99
Zibby Boot 14.69% $6.99
Boot Clean Kit 23.56% $21.48
Boot Breath 47.00% $10.99

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Reviewed by Rafael d. S. N.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Love u, Kommandostore ❤️

I bought two sweaty Boomer Balls, hoping for the extra musky surplus smell, the damp scent of warehouse (better than any cologne) and sweat. Smells like... manhood. To my surprise, I got my wish and much more! A freakin' gift card! That's so cool and what is even better, as a Eurotard, thanks to your beautiful orange Emperor, I didn't have to pay any custom duties. Unfortunately, now I've to decide how to put that Gift Card to good use. Either something of the Strelka or 84 Line.

Thanks, Kommandostore!

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Reviewed by Jack G.
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Rated 3 out of 5
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3 MREs

1 star off for the disappointing return, another star because they weren't even good MREs. Vegetable stew? At least I get a first strike bar. I got a size small turkish camo blouse as well, I guess if I land a young Ottoman smokeshow I can dress her in it. She can call me... Mustafa. Mustafa the Conqueror. Otherwise it's useless. My friend also bought 3 gumballs and got the same return: 3 MREs and a small turkish blouse. Some odds, right? I would've gone for 2 stars, but my other buddy bought 10 gumballs and got a sick Italian ski mask and some German officer shirts. Here's hoping the next one is better. Rolling for gondola and alpenflage. Salute /k/illers. Throw some spices in the next one, maybe a nice marinade, I'm feeling saucy. Mustafa out.

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Reviewed by Matthew M.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Guuuum

Very yummy

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Reviewed by Kevin B.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Boomer Ball 2: Grillmaster's Revenge

Got a lovely big fish hat and five cool rings for my collection, one day I'll get night vision I know it

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Reviewed by Nicholas G.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
Review posted

I have received a weeks worth of MREs

These guys put food (of questionable quality) on my table.

10/10

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