Good Wholesome Gambling For Goblins
The gumball sales have finally put the fun back in gambling.
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Ivan's Balls are back. People went so ballistic the last time we couldn't resist another round.
As with any good sequel, there's a twist. You can no longer pick your size, but balls are cheaper and include guaranteed bonus rewards. Including a fully functional PVS-14 (with a custom R&D paint-job).
About the Balls
Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discount—all boots are Good to Excellent condition.
Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific boot models or size will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.
In addition to the Boot Roll, there is a Guaranteed Bonus Roll included with each Boot Ball. (See the published odds below)
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.
The Boot Ball™ RNG Process
Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
Boot Roll
Boot Type | Probability | Retail |
Austrian Delta | 0.06% | $99.99 |
Bundeswehr Jungle | 1.63% | $64.99 |
Tropical Naval Board | 2.92% | $74.99 |
KAZ 03 Alpine Ranger | 3.44% | $39.99 |
M59 Alpine | 10.90% | $34.99 |
KS90 Gen I | 16.97% | $59.99 |
KS2007 | 17.20% | $89.99 |
KS90 Gen II | 46.88% | $89.99 |
Item | Probability | Retail |
Custom Painted PVS-14 |
0.06% | $2,250.00 |
Bootsak | 0.94% | $194.95 |
Bootcrate™ | 1.25% | $125.99 |
Zibby Broot | 4.69% | $19.99 |
Bundie Boot | 7.81% | $5.99 |
Zibby Boot | 14.69% | $6.99 |
Boot Clean Kit | 23.56% | $21.48 |
Boot Breath | 47.00% | $10.99 |
The gumball sales have finally put the fun back in gambling.
The product was well worth the investment. Total win
I got one of those cool German Police PT Jackets and its so nice, thank you so much gambling gods
Has to be my 3rd or so gumball at this point and every time it's been a sweet deal. Used a previous gumball gift card to buy even more gumballs and surprise won another gift card! Oh and the Austrian heavyweight M75 is an absolute mint replacement for the classic fall flannel. Already been put to good use as a work shirt.