A very cheeki breeki ball indeed
My glorious pair of Ukrainian army strangler gloves along with a balaclava fit for any bandit of the highest quality mosin nagant and alcohol addiction not included
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Ivan's Boot Balls™ 2
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Ivan's Balls are back. People went so ballistic the last time we couldn't resist another round.
As with any good sequel, there's a twist. You can no longer pick your size, but balls are cheaper and include guaranteed bonus rewards. Including a fully functional PVS-14 (with a custom R&D paint-job).
About the Balls
Unlike previous "Gumball" themed clearance events, Boot Balls™ are composed of regular inventory direct from our shelves. You're getting our regular products at a massive discount—all boots are Good to Excellent condition.
Each Boot Ball™ contains one (1) randomly selected pair of boots based on the published odds below. No special requests for specific boot models or size will be honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says.
In addition to the Boot Roll, there is a Guaranteed Bonus Roll included with each Boot Ball. (See the published odds below)
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns, exchanges, and warranties are not honored on Boot Balls™.
The Boot Ball™ RNG Process
Below you will find the table of available boots, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Boot Ball™ items are determined through the following RNG system—no requests for specific boots are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular pair of boots and want to calculate your chance of getting them, at least once, across multiple Boot Balls™. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If boot A has a 20% chance per Boot Ball™, and you purchase three Boot Balls™, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at boot A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at boot A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
Boot Roll
| Boot Type | Probability | Retail |
| Austrian Delta | 0.06% | $99.99 |
| Bundeswehr Jungle | 1.63% | $64.99 |
| Tropical Naval Board | 2.92% | $74.99 |
| KAZ 03 Alpine Ranger | 3.44% | $39.99 |
| M59 Alpine | 10.90% | $34.99 |
| KS90 Gen I | 16.97% | $59.99 |
| KS2007 | 17.20% | $89.99 |
| KS90 Gen II | 46.88% | $89.99 |
Guaranteed Bonus Roll
| Item | Probability | Retail |
| Custom Painted PVS-14 |
0.06% | $2,250.00 |
| Bootsak | 0.94% | $194.95 |
| Bootcrate™ | 1.25% | $125.99 |
| Zibby Broot | 4.69% | $19.99 |
| Bundie Boot | 7.81% | $5.99 |
| Zibby Boot | 14.69% | $6.99 |
| Boot Clean Kit | 23.56% | $21.48 |
| Boot Breath | 47.00% | $10.99 |
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3563 Reviews
MRE's, for the 250th? Splendid.
Gift card > MRE Menu 10 > life good.
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No hotdogs but cool jackets
Didn't get 250 glizzys but I got some cool surplus that mostly fit atleast
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I Was Transformed into a Superhero!
It took a bunch of days to receive the mystery box, I think they do this to help build the suspense, but it was worth the wait. The Cheeki Breeki is soft to the touch and does a good job of hiding my true identity from the neighbours who have by now called the police. The Ukrainian combat gloves are excellent, well made, solid fit and feel. I can't wait to do this again.
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Gumballs, yum
Bought 3 balls. Got a sick jacket and enough gift cards to buy 3 more balls. It's becoming self perpetuating cycle.
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