I have had untold joy playing with Ivan's balls for years! Sometimes, when it's cold Ivan has a small package and sometimes when it's hot, Ivan has a big package. This time, the package was so small, I almost couldn't find it. But there are two things for certain; when you play with Ivan's balls, his package comes faster than anyone else's and second is that his package pleases everyone it touches. This time around, it was a $25 gift card. Another, I got a Pattern 83 chest rig, a soviet gas mask, an East German cunt cap, and plenty of other things - whatever you put into Ivan, more comes out!

I enjoyed the opportunity to contribute to my favorite American company while watching my entire county put up fireworks. I thought my last bowel movement trying to pass the MRE's I pulled was the end of that time.

Now a vaguely Italian man is vaguely threatening my kneecaps in a series of emails, unless I review.

Food okay. Loved the tiny tobascos.

Please do not harm my family or property. I can pay the protection racket with rhubarb steak sauce if necessary. So good I nearly had it as a soup.

Some if the random surplus actually fit. Decent assortment of hats jackets and pants. Was fun as long as you understand the terms.