IVAN'S JAWBREAKER SPECIAL

IVAN'S JAWBREAKER SPECIAL

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Break your jaw (not your wallet) with Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special — part of KommandoStore’s entirely RNG-driven Spring-cleaning event!

As a heavier, denser version of the Gumball Machine, everything rests on a random number generated while packing your order. Each jawbreaker contains a whopping 21lbs of randomly chosen large and rare items from a premium list, whopped off with guaranteed snacks and possibly some Gumballs too. We don’t even know what whopping you’ll get — it could be a carpet or a landmine (maybe even a telephone!) — but we’re certain it will be 21lb.

Note: Look below for a full list of items available through Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special and your chances of getting them. For a list of our Gumball Machine items (and the odds behind those), please visit our Grade 2 Gumball Machine page.

The Jawbreaker Process

Below you will find the table of items available through Ivan’s Jawbreaker Special, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Jawbreaker items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

  1. The Jawbreaker starts by rolling for an item from the jawbreaker list 
  2. The Jawbreaker will continue to roll and add items until the total weight reaches 21lbs 
  3. If the weight of a rolled item causes the total to exceed 21lbs, it will be re-rolled 
  4. After two re-rolls, and remaining weight will be filled with Grade 2 Gumball Machine items 
  5. Two packets of Zibby beans will be included with every Jawbreaker 

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Item % Chance (Per Gumball) Weight
(lbs)
USGI Telephones 44.13% 10
CZECH PT MI-BA-III ANTI-TANK BAKELITE LANDMINE 26.82% 21
STUFFED IRANIAN YM-IB LANDMINE 16.76% 0.2
AFGHAN 9/11 PATTERN WAR RUGS EXCEPTIONAL DESIGN QUALITY 3.35% 2.2
GRADE 2 SADF P83 BATTLEJACKET 2.23% 3.5
AFGHAN 9/11 PATTERN WAR RUGS TYPICAL DESIGN QUALITY 1.68% 2.2
AFGHAN LARGE PATTERN WAR RUGS 1.68% 4.5
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Reviewed by Anon
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Let's go gambling.

You've got better chances of getting something good out of this gotcha than most. Pic unrelated.

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Reviewed by Chapman H.
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MY BALLS BOOMED

I got two mittens, one a size large and one a size XL. Big win

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Reviewed by Jacob M.
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Gumball is a CIA psyop

Have you ever wondered where Ivan gets all the stuff for gumball? Like the PVS-21s you've never heard of before? Well, I'll tell you. They're coming straight from the CIA warehouse underneath the denver international airport. It's all a big plan to get all the sheeple addicted to surplus like these two dpm shirts, this austrian m75 bdu, and this east german tube scarf so the military-industrial complex can keep humming along. Wake up everyone.

In all seriousness gents, love the stuff.

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Reviewed by George L.
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Worth it

Got a cool German flectarn jacket, Austrian trousers and a F-117 T-shirt! All shipped to the UK in less than a month with no issues from customs. I'll be buying a few more next time.

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Reviewed by Spencer D.
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I live for Kommandostore

Got some mint desert dpm shorts and light shirt love the drip type shi

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