UNLEASH THE DESTRUCTION OF LIGHT EMITTING DIODES

The gumball machine has returned, now brighter than it's ever been. Blast your face with the power of hundreds of thousands of lumens of raw LED-driven power with a chance at countless flashlights, one REALLY BIG flashlight, or a much more subtle way to navigate the night, a set of Gen 3 green phosphor 'AETERNUS' night vision goggles from Low Light Innovations...

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders. All Gumballs are final sale.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we make no guarantees.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition. 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

"Rare" Items

Item	Chance	Retail
Warehouse Artifact	1.86%	$40.00
Matched Set Police Trade-In Paca BII Level II Armor Panels	0.84%	$99.98
Arktis Artifact (Garment)	0.84%	$73.04
$50 Gift Card	0.84%	$50.00
Soviet CSKA 1980s Hockey Jersey, Your Size	0.51%	$59.99
Matched Set Police Trade-In Level II Armor Panels	0.51%	$99.98
NIR Blem Ranger Green Pattern 84 Chest Rig	0.34%	$229.99
SADF Unconventional Warfare Book Set	0.34%	$49.99
SADF Pattern 70 Kidney Webbing - Great	0.34%	$189.99
Swedish M90 Splinter Field Shirt	0.25%	$59.99
Swedish M90 Splinter Field Pants	0.25%	$49.99
South African Bata 'Takkie" Hockey Sneakers, Your Size	0.25%	$64.99
$100 Gift Card	0.25%	$100.00
Russian Mountaineering Ice Pick	0.25%	$79.99
British Desert DPM Osprey Plate Carrier System	0.25%	$99.99
Austrian Waterproof Gore-Tex/Sympatex M65 Parka	0.17%	$64.99
Swedish Urine Bottle with surprise inside ;)	0.17%	$100.00
Dutch DPM Assault Pack	0.17%	$74.99
Italian Roma 90 Flak Jacket	0.17%	$179.99
6 Foot Gondola	0.17%	$169.99
Blem Belgian M97 Jigsaw Pack	0.17%	$99.99
Battle-Damaged South African Pattern 83 Battle Jacket	0.17%	$199.99
Flame Assault Shoulder Weapon: M202A1 'Flash' Book	0.08%	$27.99
Arktis A126 Lightweight Combat Shirt British DPM	0.08%	$94.99
German Polizei Sommerblouson Jacket, Your Size	0.08%	$249.99
Arktis A900 Atlas FR Combat Shirt, Your Size	0.08%	$138.72
New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Nutria Brown	0.05%	$159.99
SureFire G2X Maxvis 800 Lumens Flashlight	0.02%	$139.00
Dietz #80 Blizzard Hurricane Oil Lamp Burning Lantern Blue	0.02%	$40.99
Glow stick man costume with CIA badge and Ear piece	0.02%	$61.47
Streamlight Microstream USB Flashlight	0.02%	$68.99
Mirror Discoball w/ Stand	0.02%	Unbelievable Moves :)
Coleman NorthStar 1500 Lumens Propane Lantern	0.02%	$60.99
Cyalume Red Vis, Infrared IR ChemLight Pack (20 Total)	0.02%	$67.90
SureFire G2X Tactical Flashlight	0.02%	$89.00
Afghan 0.5M War Rug	0.02%	$169.99
Afghan Fall Of Afghanistan Pattern War Rug	0.02%	$179.99
SureFire M640DF Scout Pro 1500 Lumens Flashlight	0.02%	$369.00
$500 Gift Card	0.02%	$500.00
Worlds Most Powerful Flashlight (Imalent SR32)	0.02%	$679.90
LLI Aeternus Gen 3 GP Omni 7 Dual Tube Night Vision Binoculars	0.02%	$6,999.99

"Common" Items

Item	Chance	Retail
Two-Pack Random LED Lights	9.71%	$39.99
British Commercial Softshell Jacket	5.22%	$29.99
Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Field Pants	5.07%	$34.99
Blem Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Parka	5.07%	$34.99
Three Random Stickers, Two Random Patches	5.05%	$33.99
Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Summer Field Shirt	4.22%	$24.99
British Royal Mail Polo Shirt + USGI One Hole Balaclava	4.22%	$35.98
British DPM Field Shirt + Dutch DPM Mittens	3.38%	$29.98
German Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt + Flecktarn Helmet Cover	3.21%	$32.98
Austrian Shooting Mittens + Bundeswehr OD Winter Cap	2.67%	$22.98
Ivan's Snack Deal (Mocha Zibby Beans, Dark Zibby Beans, Fiery Grads, Curly Wurly's)	2.53%	$24.99
Afghan Artifact	2.45%	$29.99
Dutch DPM Cold Weather Mittens + British DPM Cold Weather Cap	2.35%	$26.98
Big Fish Hat	2.28%	$34.99
$25 Gift Card	2.03%	$25.00
British Royal Mail Polo + Royal Mail Messenger Bag	1.69%	$52.98
Dutch DPM Cold Weather Parka	1.67%	$79.99
Italian Olive Drab Field Shirt + USGI Three Hole Balaclava	1.37%	$32.98
Chinese Type 81 Chest Rig (STANAG Version)	1.35%	$25.99
Dutch Three Color Desert SF Field Shirt	1.35%	$39.99
Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Pants	1.33%	$59.99
Bundeswehr Flecktarn Hardshell Pants	1.27%	$39.99
East German Ushanka + Soviet GP-5 Gas Mask	1.18%	$27.99
Italian Forze Armate Judo Uniform	1.18%	$34.99
Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Parka	1.11%	$99.99
British Desert DPM Field Shirt + Desert DPM STANAG Pouch	1.01%	$34.98
Three-Pack Blem Bundeswehr/Austrian Tees + Please Be Patient Fanny Pack	0.93%	$39.96
British Unissued Lightweight Desert DPM Field Shirt + Desert DPM Boonie	0.93%	$39.98
Italian Mod 75 Jacket	0.91%	$29.99
British MTP Field Shirt	0.84%	$29.99
Dutch Three Color SF Desert Field Pants	0.84%	$35.99
Crye Precision Tan AirFlex Kneepad Set	0.84%	$35.40
British Desert DPM Field Shirt + British Foreskin Balaclava	0.81%	$37.98
German Bundeswehr Tanktop + Please Be Patient Fanny Pack	0.76%	$30.98
Blem Czech Vz95 Field Parka + Vz95 Mittens	0.76%	$49.98
Blem Bundeswehr PT Jacket + Austrian "Babemelter" Shorts	0.71%	$25.98
Dutch DPM Short Sleeve Shirt + Bundeswehr Eagle Tanktop	0.68%	$31.98
3" Mini Gondola 3-Pack	0.68%	$44.97
Atamonica Ka-137 Tee	0.68%	$39.99
Polish MP-4 Gas Mask	0.59%	$39.99
Czech M10M Gas Mask, Size 2 (M-L)	0.59%	$44.99
British DPM SAS Windproof Smock	0.59%	$49.99
Blem Atamonica Paveway II Tee	0.51%	$39.99
Austrian M75 Field Pants	0.68%	$34.99
Blem British DPM Pants	0.42%	$34.99
Soviet GP-5 Gas Mask + Four-Pack Dutch Briefs + Dutch PT Shirt	0.42%	$29.99
KommandoStore: Items For Humans Hoodie	0.42%	$45.99
Blem Swiss M70 Alpenflage Pants	0.39%	$29.99
British MTP Boonie Hat with Neck Flap	0.34%	$29.99
Blem British Desert DPM Windproof Parka	0.34%	$49.99
Atamonica Ka-137 Hoodie	0.34%	$59.99
British DPM Rain Jacket + Dutch DPM Cold Weather Mittens	0.27%	$74.98

How Gumball Works