A Weapon to surpass all other clearance sales.
This machine must be stopped. Such a lust for revenge... inside are 3 different night vision devices, disguises, and gadgets to help you sneak around the guards.
"...Sneak around the guards?"
Night vision can only be received by participants in the United States due to ITAR regulations.
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
MRE's unfortunately cannot be shipped internationally. If an international customer wins an MRE, that portion of the item won will be replaced by a $10 gift card (eg if the customer wins a jacket plus an MRE, they will receive a jacket plus a $10 gift card), or in the case of the Three-Pack MRE item, it will be a $20 gift card.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
| Rare Items |
Chance |
Retail |
| Warehouse Artifact |
1.58% |
$40.00 |
| GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka |
1.31% |
$89.99 |
| $50 Gift Card |
0.89% |
$50.00 |
| Republic of South Africa - Unconventional Warfare Complete Book Set |
0.89% |
$49.99 |
| DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig |
0.79% |
$124.99 |
| IDEA Chest Rig |
0.53% |
$39.99 |
| Acidtarn Field Shirt |
0.53% |
$59.99 |
| North Equipment Rhodesian Brushstroke Bush Hat Large |
0.53% |
$39.99 |
| Red Dawn Calumet High Letterman Jacket (Your Size) |
0.42% |
$134.99 |
| DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket |
0.26% |
$259.99 |
| Mockba Sneakers (Your Size) |
0.26% |
$89.99 |
| Eighty Four Balaclava Tan 499 |
0.26% |
$59.99 |
| KLMK Gorka K2 Mountain Suit (Your Size) |
0.21% |
$299.99 |
| South African Bata 'Takkie' Sneakers (Your Size) |
0.21% |
$64.99 |
| $100 Gift Card |
0.16% |
$100.00 |
| Factory Second KS Sport Kamysh Tracksuit |
0.09% |
$149.99 |
| Sarajevo Jacket Bundle (Your Size) |
0.05% |
$199.99 |
| Ghillie Suit (The End Fit) |
0.03% |
I'm trying to sneak around... |
| $500 Gift Card |
0.03% |
$500.00 |
| Raiden Fit (Cold steel katana machete and hair bleach) |
0.02% |
RULES OF NATURE |
| Italian Mimetico Vegetata NC4-09 Protective Armor |
0.01% |
$429.99 |
| Metal Gear (FPV Drone Kit) |
0.01% |
Nanomachines son! |
| Snake Fit (Tigerstripe BDU your size, Headband, Eyepatch) |
0.01% |
A Snake Fit? |
| Sony Playstation 2 Slim (comes with Metal Gear Solid 2, Shrek 2, and Pinball) |
0.01% |
Shrek 2 kinda rocks |
| Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain Art Concept Book |
0.01% |
Priceless :) |
| Guantanamo Bay coffee cup + Real Prison Jumpsuit + FM 34-52, Intelligence Interrogation manual |
0.01% |
Where Ivan Belongs |
| PVS-7D (Kept ya waitin, huh?) |
0.01% |
$2,299.99 |
| Soviet PNV-57 Gen 1 NVG's with TsH-4 Tanker Helmet |
0.01% |
Blyaaatttt |
| MGS V: The Phantom Pain (Platform of your choice) |
0.01% |
$59.99 |
| Ivan Feet Scans (Soles) |
0.01% |
Worth a lotta money to the right people... |
| Japanese Arms Airsoft Magazines (3 Of Em) |
0.01% |
These are pretty cool actually |
| Dozen Boxes of Calorie Mate |
0.01% |
4,800 Calories |
| Duran Duran Future Past Vinyl |
0.01% |
INVISIBLE |
| Quiet Fit |
0.01% |
Yes it comes with a bikini in your size. |
| A Solid Snake |
0.01% |
𓆗𓆗𓆗𓆗𓆗𓆗𓆗
|
| Argus GPNVG Quad Tube Night Vision |
0.01% |
$19,999.00 |
| Common Items |
Chance |
Retail |
| Three-Pack Random USGI MRE (2025 July Inspection Date) |
14.99% |
$29.97 |
| Turkish M2018 Short Sleeve Field Shirt |
5.26% |
$29.99 |
| Turkish Ripstop Field Shirt Digital M2021 |
5.26% |
$29.99 |
| Four Random Stickers, Two Random Patches |
3.79% |
$34.99 |
| British MTP Field Shirt |
3.15% |
$29.99 |
| British DPM Ripstop Smock |
3.15% |
$39.99 |
| Turkish M2018 Air Force Ripstop Field Shirt |
3.15% |
$29.99 |
| Turkish M2018 Ripstop Field Shirt |
3.15% |
$29.99 |
| British "Petrol" Pullover Jumper |
3.15% |
$24.99 |
| British Royal Mail Polo + Alpini Balaclava |
3.15% |
$29.98 |
| Unissued Czech Vz95 Desert Field Shirt |
2.99% |
$24.99 |
| $25 Gift Card |
2.89% |
$25.00 |
| Czech M85 Pullover + Dutch Long Sleeve Shirt |
2.64% |
$34.99 |
| Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants |
2.63% |
$39.99 |
| Blem Austrian Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 BDU Pants |
2.63% |
$34.99 |
| Austrian M75 Field Shirt + Bundeswehr 3 Finger Mittens |
2.58% |
$27.99 |
| Chernobyl Fit (JP75 Chem Suit) |
2.26% |
$39.99 |
| Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket |
2.10% |
$29.99 |
| Blem DayZ Official Human Steak Plush |
2.09% |
$34.99 |
| Big Fish Hat |
1.79% |
$34.99 |
| British DPM Field Shirt + Dutch DPM Patrol Cap |
1.79% |
$24.99 |
| Khyber Pass AK Tape Full Bundle (1 Of Each) |
1.74% |
$32.45 |
| Khyber Pass Rifle Sling |
1.52% |
$29.99 |
| Blem USGI 3 Color Desert Field Shirt + Two Random USGI MREs |
1.42% |
$39.97 |
| Slovak M98 Jacket + Bundeswehr 3 Finger Mittens |
1.36% |
$34.99 |
| Ukrainian Combat Gloves + US Army Russian Vehicle ID Card Deck |
1.05% |
$39.98 |
| Unissued Austrian Heavyweight M75 Field Shirt + Alpini Balaclava |
1.05% |
$29.98 |
| Unissued Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Shirt |
1.05% |
$24.99 |
| British Desert DPM Combat Shirt |
1.05% |
$34.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka |
1.05% |
$44.99 |
| British DPM Field Shirt + French CCE Jungle Hat |
0.77% |
$27.99 |
| Republic of South Africa - Weaponry Complete Book Set Full Bundle |
0.53% |
$49.99 |
| Danish M84 Boonie Hat |
0.53% |
$24.99 |
| Turkish Woodland Lined Parka |
0.42% |
$49.99 |
| Turkish M2018 Air Force Ripstop Field Pants |
0.42% |
$49.99 |
| Dutch NATO Parka + Random USGI MRE |
0.37% |
$39.99 |
| US Man-Portable Nuclear Weapons Book Set |
0.26% |
$49.99 |
| Blem USMC Catoma Bed Net |
0.26% |
$89.99 |
| Turkish M2021 Ripstop Field Pants |
0.26% |
$49.99 |
| Turkish M2008 Air Force Assault Vest |
0.26% |
$34.99 |
| Inert M18 and M67 Plush Grenade Bundle |
0.22% |
$29.99 |
| Turkish M2021 Desert Combat Shirt |
0.21% |
$59.99 |
| Ukrainian MultiCam Handwarmer Pouch |
0.21% |
$59.99 |
| Blem Tan USGI ECW Fleece Jacket |
0.16% |
$39.99 |
