You know you're pure--now show the world. Slap on the Never Goon admin patch, and all will tremble before your unshakeable strength. You cast aside e-thots with ease, bench twice your body weight, and smack down worldly temptations with your iron will. 

"Vitality flows where gooning falters--thou art the master of thy feed."

Specs

• 2.5" x 6"
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Completely Reprehensible
  
• Repels Siren songs
• Ranger Green or Black

 

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.