Operation Enduring Gumball™
- Available
- Backordered, shipping soon
Now Watch This Ball
In this sweltering-hot Gumball Machine, Ivan's pumping out Surplus from the Marine corps, rare & unique warehouse artifacts, and up to $500 in gift cards. We have a feeling this one's going to be burned through really quickly....
Please note: due to a heavy influx of orders during this event, there may be a slightly extended lead time before your order is shipped.
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
"Rare" Items
Item | Chance | Retail |
Gondola Onesie |
1.53% | $64.99 |
USGI Utility Smock (The Shinji Shirt) | 1.21% | $14.99 |
Warehouse Artifacts | 0.77% | Priceless :) |
$50 Gift Card | 0.48% | $50.00 |
Eagle Industries UH-92F UCP Drop Leg Holster | 0.21% | $29.99 |
$100 Gift Card | 0.15% | $100.00 |
Big Gondola Plush | 0.13% | $169.99 |
Battle-Damaged CVC Cold Weather Nomex Tanker Jacket | 0.12% | $124.99 |
Blem USGI PCU Level 7 Parka | 0.10% | $169.99 |
New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig - Nutria Brown | 0.10% | $159.99 |
HEAT Rig, Your Size | 0.10% | $199.99 |
SureFire M88 Hellfighter Mount System | 0.10% | $599.99 |
USGI 90L Flyers Kit Bag | 0.10% | $59.99 |
Blem Thin Air Gear Multipurpose Gear Bag | 0.08% | $99.00 |
USGI Flyers Coveralls | 0.06% | $99.99 |
Serviceable+ SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket | 0.06% | $199.99 |
Cookie G3 Skydiving Helmet | 0.04% | $395.00 |
ABU Flyers Kit Bag | 0.04% | $69.99 |
UCP Medium Rucksack | 0.02% | $119.99 |
Thin Air Gear Hybrid 365 Deployment Bag, Coyote Brown | 0.02% | $319.00 |
Blem USGI PCU Level 7 Pants | 0.02% | $69.99 |
Blem USGI Olive Drab Deployment Bag | 0.02% | $125.58 |
$500 Gift Card | 0.02% | $500.00 |
USGI Large CWU-36P Summer Flyers Jacket | 0.02% | $199.99 |
Allied Industries Demolition Bag Bandoleer (ADSK) | 0.02% | $59.99 |
We buy you a sub sandwich | 0.02% |
$19.99 |
1 year Free CONUS shipping | 0.02% | $150.00 |
Framed photo of George Bush (BIG) | 0.02% | $25.00 |
USGI Drill Sergeant Hat | 0.02% | $49.99 |
1 Box of .308 "Costume" blanks 😉 | 0.02% | $10.00 |
A Magic Bullet™ | 0.02% | $50.00 |
A full stapled copy of the Patriot Act | 0.02% | Your Privacy |
"Project" ZT230 Label Printer (mechanic's special) | 0.02% | $199.99 |
1 Case of Disaster relief MREs | 0.02% | $49.99 |
CUSTOM Field-Modified Minions Gym Shirt | 0.02% | $14.99 |
"Common" Items
Item | Chance | Retail |
USGI UCP Fighting Load Carrier | 6.90% | $24.99 |
Bull and Bear Market Sock Bundle | 5.27% | $29.98 |
1ft Gondola Plush | 4.98% | $34.99 |
Blem USMC FILBE Sustainment Pouch | 4.45% | $19.99 |
Please Be Patient Fanny Pack | 4.31% | $19.99 |
$20 Gift Card | 3.83% | $20.00 |
Two Pack Eagle Industries Khaki Canteen Pouch | 3.74% | $27.98 |
Khaki Polizei Turtleneck Sweater | 3.36% | $19.99 |
I'm A Contra T-Shirt | 2.88% | $24.99 |
Italian Forze Armate Shorts | 2.68% | $19.99 |
Bose Gentex Triport CVC PTT and Mic Set | 2.40% | $49.99 |
Two Pack M81 Radio/Utility Pouch | 2.38% | $15.98 |
Please Be Patient Cap | 2.11% | $24.99 |
Three Pack USGI DSCP Cotton Tee | 1.92% | $23.98 |
Serviceable USGI "Basic" Duffle Bag | 1.90% | $19.99 |
Two-Pack Belgian Service Shirt | 1.73% | $31.98 |
Battle-Damaged USMC FILBE Assault Pack | 1.57% | $34.99 |
M18 Smoke Grenade Plush | 1.44% | $15.99 |
Three-Pack Ivan's Fiery Grads | 1.44% | $19.47 |
Two-Pack Bundeswehr Tropen Tricot Shirt | 1.44% | $17.98 |
Czech Tube Scarf Two-Pack | 1.44% | $19.98 |
Two-Pack Battle-Damaged USGI Barracks Bags | 1.13% | $15.98 |
Bianchi/Safariland Mace Spray Pouch | 1.11% | $34.99 |
Three Pack DSCP Moisture Wicking Tee | 1.05% | $23.98 |
Blem USMC FILBE Rucksack Set, No Frame | 1.00% | $79.99 |
I'm A Contra Hoodie | 0.96% | $39.99 |
M67 Frag Grenade Plush | 0.96% | $15.99 |
Blem USGI Self-Inflating Sleeping Mat | 0.96% | $39.99 |
Czech Short Sleeve Service Shirt (Green) | 0.86% | $15.99 |
Blem USGI Enhanced Duffle Bag | 0.86% | $39.99 |
$25 Gift Card | 0.86% | $25.00 |
Blem USMC FROG FR Thermal Pullover | 0.81% | $39.99 |
Two-Pack UCP Double Mag STANAG Pouch, Velcro Pull | 0.81% | $14.98 |
Blem Swiss M70 Alpenflage Parka | 0.77% | $34.99 |
Bundesmarine Deck Pants | 0.75% | $34.99 |
Safariland STX Duty Belt 2" | 0.73% | $60.00 |
Blem Bundeswehr PT Pant | 0.67% | $19.99 |
Two-Pack Blem M70 Alpenflage Rucksack | 0.63% | $18.98 |
Battle-Damaged USGI OCP/MultiCam Assault Pack | 0.61% | $59.99 |
Generic USGI Black Duffle Bag | 0.58% | $34.99 |
ESS Ballistic Goggles (No Lens) | 0.52% | $24.99 |
Blem Bundeswehr PT Jacket | 0.52% | $19.99 |
Safariland 190 Handcuff Case | 0.50% | $39.99 |
Two-Pack West German Load Bearing Belt | 0.48% | $15.98 |
Assorted USGI Pouches | 0.48% | $11.99 |
Two-Pack F117 Nighthawk Keychain | 0.46% | $23.98 |
USGI OCP Rucksack Bag plus Blem Shoulder Straps | 0.46% | $59.99 |
Eagle Industries Coyote Brown War Belt | 0.44% | $34.99 |
Blem USMC FILBE Rucksack Set, No Frame or Kidney Belt | 0.40% | $59.99 |
Blem USGI "Basic" Duffle Bag | 0.38% | $19.99 |
USGI UCP Rucksack Bag and Shoulder Straps | 0.38% | $39.99 |
Three-Pack Blem USMC Single-Double STANAG Pouches | 0.38% | $11.97 |
Two-Pack Assorted USGI Tees | 0.38% | $15.98 |
Two-Pack Arabian Nightmare F-117 Squadron Patch | 0.38% | $15.98 |
Two-Pack Black Zodiac CRAP Patch | 0.38% | $19.98 |
Two-Pack Battle-Damaged USGI Waterproof Bag | 0.38% | $19.98 |
Paulson DK-5 Riot Shield Face Visor | 0.38% | $59.99 |
Blem USGI Foliage Green Sleep System Compression Sack | 0.38% | $24.99 |
USGI UCP Waist Pack | 0.35% | $17.99 |
Paulson DK-6 Riot Faceshield | 0.31% | $79.99 |
Blackhawk M9 Kydex Holster | 0.29% | $44.99 |
USGI Dress Blue Pants | 0.29% | $24.99 |
PCU Level 1 "Silkweight" Bottom | 0.27% | $22.99 |
Blem USGI ECW Fleece Jacket | 0.27% | $39.99 |
Bullard Fire-Dex Firefighting Faceshield | 0.25% | $67.99 |
Blem USGI UCP Poncho Liner | 0.25% | $34.99 |
Blem Outdoor Research Coyote Brown Mitten/Glove Shell | 0.25% | $49.99 |
Two-Pack USGI UCP Three Mag Placard | 0.23% | $19.98 |
Blem USGI Hydration Carrier | 0.23% | $24.99 |
Blem USGI Roll-Up Sleeping Mat | 0.23% | $19.99 |
Blem USMC FROG FR Thermal Bottoms | 0.23% | $29.99 |
Blem Swiss Suvasol Sunglasses | 0.23% | $24.99 |
USGI Insect Mesh Cot Protector | 0.21% | $24.99 |
USGI OCP 1QT General Purpose Canteen Pouch | 0.21% | $24.99 |
USGI Utlity Trousers | 0.19% | $14.99 |
Two-Pack USGI ACU Hand Grenade Pouch | 0.19% | $12.98 |
ABU Dual Handcuff Pouch | 0.17% | $19.99 |
USGI Black Dress Coat | 0.17% | $29.99 |
Battle-Damaged UCP Assault Pack | 0.15% | $39.99 |
USGI Food Service Trousers | 0.15% | $19.99 |
Eagle Industries Padded War Belt, Khaki | 0.15% | $39.99 |
ALICE Belt, Olive Drab | 0.15% | $17.99 |
Blem Versengtarn 'Lite' Parka | 0.15% | $99.99 |
Eagle Industries Multicam 70oz Hydration Pouch | 0.15% | $39.99 |
Safariland STX Duty Belt, 1" | 0.13% | $40.00 |
USGI Snow Pack Cover | 0.13% | $9.99 |
Blem USGI UCP Bivy Cover | 0.12% | $15.00 |
Skeeta-Tent Mosquito Net Screen | 0.12% | $19.99 |
USGI ALICE OD Radio Pouch | 0.10% | $17.99 |
Two-Pack USGI IFAK Insert | 0.08% | $11.99 |
Blem Lightweight Flecktarn Combat Gloves | 0.08% | $21.99 |
Two-Pack Damaged MACS Sack | 0.08% | $19.98 |
USGI Tan Insulated 2QT Canteen Pouch w/ Carry Strap | 0.08% | $19.99 |
UCP CamelBak Thermobak Hydration System | 0.08% | $39.99 |
Surplus HP 15.6" Laptop Case | 0.08% | $24.99 |
USGI UCP Medic Bag | 0.08% | $99.99 |
Blem Czech M2000 Combat Boots | 0.08% | $69.99 |
Two-Pack Blem USGI ALICE First Aid Pouch | 0.08% | $11.98 |
Blem USGI Intermediate Sleeping Bag, Alpha Grey | 0.08% | $119.99 |
Blem USGI OCP Medium Rucksack Bag | 0.08% | $29.99 |
ALICE Medium Rucksack Bag | 0.06% | $49.99 |
USGI Polartec Black Fleece Overalls | 0.06% | $19.99 |
Blem Polish M93 Rucksack | 0.06% | $19.99 |
UCP IFAK Pouch with Insert | 0.06% | $14.99 |
USGI Three Color Desert Pack Cover | 0.04% | $9.99 |
Misc Bundeswehr Trail Shoes | 0.04% | $39.99 |
Blem USMC MARPAT Poncho Liner | 0.04% | $49.99 |
Blem USGI Patrol Bag, Alpha Grey | 0.04% | $89.99 |
DPM Duffle Bag | 0.02% | $34.99 |
Blem USGI M81 Woodland Poncho Liner | 0.02% | $39.99 |
Blem MARPAT Shelter Half | 0.02% | $39.99 |