Ride the Gumball Machine

Ride the Gumball Machine

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To kick off this year's jam-packed week of deals, we're reintroducing our infamous RNG-driven clearance event. Unlike other gumball events, a limited quantity piece of Kommandostore swag spices up the deal and the prize pool includes some exceptionally rare surplus.

Snag the exclusive tee, and get gumball rolls with it for free while supplies last.

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Item Probability Retail
Italian White PT Shorts 23.83% $7.99
Blem Italian Khaki Shorts 6.95% $15,99
3" Mini Gondola Plush 5.84% $14.99
Two Pack of Zibby Beans 5.84% $13.98
$10 Gift Card 5.84% $10.00
Forbidden WaifuSquad Hentai Stickers (18+) 4.91% $9.99
x2 Bundeswehr "Mannhose" Shorts 4.38% $11.98
Flecktarn Field Shirt, Post-05 Pattern 3.50% $19.99
x2 Blem Bundeswehr OD Tees 2.92% $11.99
20$ Gift Cards 2.92% $20.00
Zibby Brew 2.92% $19.99
Issued East German Combat Pack, Canvas 2.92% $9.99
Issued East German Combat Pack, Waterproof 2.92% $12.99
KS90 Gen II, US 9, Half-Wide 2.92% $34.99
Ivan's Ghost Grads 2.92% $9.99
UK GorTex Parkas 2.63% $49.99
x2 Blem German Speedo 2.57% $9.98
Blem Bundeswehr Tropentee 1.64% $7.99
Blem ANZUG 03 Summer Field Shirt 1.46% $23.49
TM-62 Landmine 1.46% $49.99
Blem SEPT2 Helmet 0.99% $69.99
Blem Italian PT Shorts 0.88% $9.99
Blem British Flight Crew Coverall 0.76% $49.99
Blem Bundeswehr Fliers Bag 0.64% $29.99
Blem Bundeswehr Parka Liner 0.58% $28.99
TM-62 Landmine Crate 0.58% $125.99
Amogus Iron Sights 0.58% priceless :)
3D Printed TPU Bingus 0.58% priceless :)
Limited Edition Employee Feet Pics (Please help) 0.58% priceless :)
Blem F1 Rucksack 0.47% $29.99
Blem Flecktarn Hardshell 0.29% $54.99
Pre-Order Waxi Boots (Your Size, Your Width) 0.29% $129.99
Battle-Damaged SADF Pattern 83 "Grootsak" 0.23% $149.99
9mm Plush 0.23% priceless :)
Shotgun Shell Plush 0.18% priceless :)
.223 Plush 0.18% priceless :)
Blem M93 Rucksack 0.12% $22.99
Blem Dutch "Sting" Long Range Patrol Pack 0.12% $119.99
Blem Belgian Mummy Sleeping Bag 0.06% $49.99
Signed Warehouse Skateboard 0.06% priceless :)
$500 Gift Card 0.06% $500.00
Georgian Flag German Tropen T-shirt 0.06% $49.99
Blem Bundeswehr Fliers Bag filled with spiders 0.06% $29.99
GDR Child Soldier Ushanka 0.06% priceless :)
Airgun Target Block 0.06% priceless :)
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Reviewed by Rafael de Santana N.
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Really cool Content, unfortunately my gut is too big for it

It was my first Gumball Event and pretty nerve-wracking, because I'm moving and wasn't sure if it arrived on time. But it did! Actually got S-tier surplus trousers, the Austrian Kaz 03, which are really comfortable, lightweight and are the most sweatpanty cargo trousers you can buy. I was super happy about them, as I already have a pair and was actually thinking about getting another one. Regrettably, it's at least one size too small, which is a bummer. But I'll put it to use, maybe I can convince my girlfriend to join the Olivbraun cult. I think, that I'll participate in the next gumball Event and hope I'll get some Eighty-Four or Strelka Stuff (lol).

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Reviewed by akiva B.
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I recommend this product
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Gumball review

Purchased one gumball and got a beautiful British mtp windproof smock In amazing condition. What a treat! We also ordered gondola Blackbeard pirate patches for each family member as we are a cohesive unit..next time I will be such to pick up more gumballs.

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Reviewed by Carter A.
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I recommend this product
Rated 4 out of 5
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Gambling doesn't always pay off

I got some plush nades, shirts and shorts that don't fit me. But on the bright side with all these small articles of clothing I'll soon be able to dress my army of dwarves.

Oh also got some pills I don't know what they do but I eat em anyway

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Reviewed by Dakota D.
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I recommend this product
Rated 5 out of 5
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Surplus Camo

Bought 3 gumballs and got 3 pieces of camo and a 25 dollar gift card. Most of the camo was too small for me but my girlfriend wears it. Can’t complain it was fun.

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Reviewed by Steven W.
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Fun

It a thing to do

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