250 MEANS WE'RE JUST GETTING WARMED UP

We, The Kommandos, in order to form a more perfect warehouse, do ordain and establish this Gumball for all Kommandos on the birthday of our great country to enjoy.

And it's got our best night vision package yet. 

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders, all sales final.

Remember: ITAR Restricted items cannot be received by non US customers.

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Rare Items	Chance	Retail
Warehouse Artifact	3.37%	Priceless :)
$50 Gift Card	1.11%	$50.00
SADF Unconventional Warfare Book Set	0.96%	$49.99
IDEA Chest Rig	0.72%	$39.99
Blem Versengtarn Parka Lite	0.66%	$99.99
DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig	0.58%	$124.99
GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka	0.58%	$99.99
Blem Versengtarn Shirt	0.53%	$59.99
Swedish M90 Field Shirt	0.48%	$59.99
Drager CPS 5900 Hazmat Suit	0.34%	$149.99
Arktis Jaeger Chest Rig	0.29%	$199.99
Red Dawn Calumet High Letterman Jacket (Your Size)	0.29%	$134.99
$100 Gift Card	0.24%	$100.00
KSGI Delta Force SF Vest	0.24%	$199.99
Mockba Blue Sneakers (Your Size)	0.24%	$89.99
Paulson BS-9 Riot Shield (Good Condition, No Strap)	0.24%	$279.99
DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket	0.19%	$259.99
Eighty Four Balaclava Tan 499	0.19%	$59.99
North Equipment Rhodesian Brushstroke Bush Hat Large	0.19%	$39.99
Blem Turkish 70L Long Range Patrol Pack	0.14%	$159.99
Berghaus SMPS Dragbag Long Black	0.10%	$179.99
South African Bata 'Takkie' Hockey Sneakers (Your Size+Style)	0.10%	$64.99
Blem Berghaus Crusader II 90+20L Long Range Patrol Pack	0.07%	$159.99
Ka-137 UAV Atamonica Hoodie	0.05%	$59.99
Blem GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka	0.05%	$99.99
Blem Wellenbrecher Field Shirt	0.04%	$59.99
Afghan Campaign Pattern War Rug	0.03%	$169.99
Factory Second Pattern 83 Battle Jacket DPM	0.03%	$259.99
$500 Gift Card	0.02%	$500.00
250 KommandoStore Stickers	0.01%	$1,497.50
Airsoft Flintlock	0.01%	$249.99
American Officers Calvalry Saber	0.01%	$99.99
Benjamin Franklin "On The Choice of A Mistress"	0.01%	Unhinged Knowledge
Dale Earnhardt Nascar Jacket	0.01%	Do It For Him
Declaration of Independence	0.01%	Endless UK Copium
Independence Day on Blu Ray	0.01%	HELLO BOYS IM BAAAACK
Stickerbombed Igloo Cooler	0.01%	Dozens of KS Stickers on there :)
The Patriot on Blu Ray	0.01%	Mel Gibson's Finest
Townsends Watch Cloak	0.01%	$324.99
Weber Smokey Joe Charcoal Grill	0.01%	$40.00
250 Frank Hot Dogs	0.01%	$150.00
CharBroil Grill (Propane)	0.01%	$300.00
Stetson Hat (your size and style)	0.01%	$150.00
Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt Rough Rider Costume (Your Size)	0.01%	$150.00
Townsends Wool Felt Tricorn (Your Size)	0.01%	$100.00
We ship Omahas steaks to your house	0.01%	$150.00
ANVIS 10 Aviation Quadnods (Turn Key)	0.01%	$15,000.00
Axon Body II Camera	0.01%	HE'S REACHING
Blem Arktis SMERSH-AK	0.01%	$349.99
Blem Austrian Tarnanzug Field Shirt	0.01%	$99.99
Blem Russian EMR VKBO Field Pants	0.01%	$49.99
Fuzzy Handcuffs ;) (For Training Purposes Only)	0.01%	Please don't lose the key
Miami Vice Full First Season DVD	0.01%	Big Moustache not included

Common Items	Chance	Retail
Three-Pack Random USGI MRE (2025 Inspection Date)	8.66%	$29.97
British Police Long Sleeve Fleece Shirt	5.78%	$24.99
Turkish Ripstop Field Shirt Digital M2021	5.78%	$29.99
Gumball Prize British DPM Windproof Smock (No Hood)	4.81%	$39.99
Turkish M2018 Short Sleeve Field Shirt	4.81%	$24.99
British Cold Weather Quilted Liner	3.85%	$24.99
Four Random Stickers, Two Random Patches	3.85%	$34.99
Czech Vz95 Woodland Field Shirt	2.89%	$24.99
Turkish Ripstop Field Jacket M2018 Air Force Pattern	2.89%	$29.99
$25 Gift Card	2.41%	$25.00
Bundeswehr Hardshell Flecktarn Pants	2.41%	$39.99
Blem DayZ Official Human Steak Plush	2.41%	$34.99
Three-Pack Formal British Button-Up Shirt	2.41%	$38.97
Turkish M2021 Operator Cap + Flecktarn Winter Cap + Blem Dutch OD Pant Belt	2.21%	$31.97
Turkish M2008 Air Force Tactical Vest	2.00%	$34.99
British Royal Mail Polo Shirt	1.93%	$24.99
Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket	1.93%	$24.99
Blem British DPM Field Pants	1.78%	$34.99
Blem Austrian Shooting Mittens + Dutch OD Pant Belt + British Formal Shirt	1.71%	$30.97
Dutch DPM Field Shirt + Blem OD Pant Belt	1.65%	$21.98
Two-Pack Strelka FAST AK Mag Pouch	1.44%	$31.98
Ukrainian Combat Gloves + Cheeki Breeki Balaclava	1.44%	$45.98
Dutch DPM Long Sleeve Shirt + Patrol Cap + Blem Bandana	1.36%	$33.97
Flecktarn Field Shirt (Post-2005 Pattern) + Turkish M2021 Operator Cap	1.25%	$34.98
Imperial Japanese Warfare Manual Anthology	1.16%	$29.99
Khyber Pass AK Tape Full Bundle (1 Of Each)	1.16%	$32.45
Police Deadstock Duty Pants	1.10%	$29.99
Blem British Desert DPM Field Shirt + Mannhose Shorts	0.79%	$25.98
Police Deadstock Duty Shirt + ALICE Belt	0.78%	$29.99
Hungarian Airforce Combat Jacket	0.64%	$29.99
Blem Sarajevo Sasha Fleece Jacket	0.49%	$99.99
Blem Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket	0.46%	$39.99
Blem Sarajevo '84 Olympic Sasha Track Jacket	0.45%	$99.99
For God's Sake Flag	0.44%	$29.99
Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Summer Field Shirt	0.43%	$24.99
Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Parka	0.41%	$39.99
Austrian Lightweight M75 Field Shirt + Austrian Shooting Mittens	0.36%	$24.98
British Commercial Softshell Jacket	0.34%	$29.99
Blem Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater + Slovak Formal Shirt	0.34%	$29.98
Two-Pack Blem Austrian Babemelter Shorts + Bundeswehr Mannhose Shorts	0.33%	$17.97
Dutch DPM Long Sleeve Shirt + Blem OD Watch Cap	0.29%	$27.98
Blem Swedish Wool Scarf + Dutch PLO Shemagh + Flecktarn Winter Cap	0.28%	$34.97
Blem British MTP Pack Cover + Austrian Tee + Dutch OD Belt	0.28%	$30.97
Blem Austrian M75 BDU Pants	0.27%	$34.99
Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Lochkoppel Load Bearing System	0.27%	$39.99
Blem British 'Nightshade' Dyed Field Shirt	0.26%	$59.99
STALKER Duty Faction Flag	0.24%	$29.99
British DPM Rain Jacket	0.24%	$39.99
Blem Austrian KAZ 03 'Ranger' Boots	0.24%	$44.99
Blem Austrian PT Pant + Two-Pack Austrian Tees	0.18%	$35.97
Blem Dutch OD Tarpaulin	0.18%	$29.99
Blem British DPM Field Shirt + MTP Pack Cover	0.17%	$32.98
Blem British DPM SAS Windproof Smock	0.17%	$49.99
Roof Korean Flag	0.15%	$29.99
Blem British DPM Field Shirt + DPM Jungle Boonie Hat	0.14%	$29.98
Blem Bundeswehr Tropentarn Field Shirt	0.14%	$29.99
Blem Dutch OD Softshell Jacket	0.14%	$59.99
Blem South Korean Granite B Shirt	0.14%	$59.99
British DPM Bermuda Shorts + Dutch DPM Patrol Cap	0.14%	$34.98
Blem British MTP Field Shirt	0.12%	$29.99
Blem Bundeswehr Flecktarn Field Shirt + Mannhose Shorts	0.12%	$30.98
Gumball Prize Blem British Desert DPM Field Pants	0.12%	$29.99
Blem Czech Vz. 92 Work Jacket + Mannhose Shorts	0.11%	$25.98
Blem Austrian Bundesheer PT Tracksuit	0.10%	$44.98
Blem Romanian M1994 Mozaic Parka	0.10%	$59.99
Blem British MTP Windproof Smock	0.07%	$59.99
Blem Versengtarn "Scorched" Parka (Full Mod)	0.07%	$249.99
British Lightweight MTP Waterproof Pants	0.07%	$49.99
First Tactical Gray Hoodie	0.07%	$49.99
Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Parka	0.06%	$99.99
Blem British Desert DPM Combat Shirt	0.06%	$29.99
Blem South Korean Granite B Field Pants	0.06%	$59.99
COSMETIC BLEM Afghan "War Rug" Skate Deck	0.06%	$54.99
Blem Turkish Woodland ALICE Pack	0.06%	$37.99
Blem Acidtarn Field Shirt	0.05%	$59.99
Blem Austrian Thermal Fleece Jacket	0.05%	$39.99
Blem British Olive Drab Fleece Jacket	0.05%	$29.99
Blem Ukrainian Longsleeve Shirt + Two-Pack Bundeswehr Tropen Tee	0.05%	$34.97
Dutch Black Flyers Bag	0.05%	$39.99
Blem British Desert DPM Tactical Vest	0.04%	$49.99
Blem Dutch Lowe Alpine "Strike" 40L Pack	0.04%	$74.99
Blem Black Dutch Long Range "Sting" Patrol Pack	0.03%	$99.99
Blem Dutch Long Range "Sting" Patrol Pack	0.03%	$99.99
Battle-Damaged Pattern 83 Battle Jacket	0.02%	$199.99
Blem Austrian Tarnanzug Field Pants	0.02%	$119.99
Blem British Flight Coverall	0.02%	$49.99
Blem Swedish Mesh Shirt	0.02%	$24.99
Blem Turkish Woodland Combat Vest	0.02%	$34.99
Blem Austrian Air PT Jacket and Babemelter Shorts	0.01%	$27.98

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