Third Ball's The Charm?

The glow of the securitron's screen disorients you as you stand in line for access to the New Vegas strip er... ShotShow 2026. With a nostalgic Pre-War Police Officer personality, the securitron barks out, "The recent disturbance at The Gumball Machine has been resolved. Do not be afraid to patronize The Gumball Machine".

A faint hum & the glow of Neon Lights peeks over the makeshift fortifications around the entrance, and you swear you can hear that Vault Tec PVS-2100 Nighttime Viewing Contraption calling your name. With any luck, that could be your ticket out of patrolling the Mojave Wasteland...

Night vision can only be received by participants in the United States due to ITAR regulations.

 

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

 

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition. 

MRE's unfortunately cannot be shipped internationally. If an international customer wins an MRE, that portion of the item won will be replaced by a $10 gift card (eg if the customer wins a jacket plus an MRE, they will receive a jacket plus a $10 gift card), or in the case of the Three-Pack MRE item, it will be a $20 gift card.

 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

Rare Items	Chance	Retail
Warehouse Artifact	1.43%	Priceless :)
$50 Gift Card	1.15%	$50.00
GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka	1.00%	$89.99
Republic of South Africa - Unconventional Warfare Complete Book Set	0.72%	$49.99
DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Chest Rig	0.50%	$124.99
SHOTShow 2026 Goodies :)	0.43%	YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE
Red Dawn Calumet High Letterman Jacket (Your Size)	0.43%	$134.99
Swedish M90 Splinter Field Jacket	0.36%	$59.99
Republic of South Africa - Weaponry Complete Book Set Full Bundle	0.36%	$49.99
IDEA Chest Rig	0.36%	$39.99
Mockba Sneakers (Your Size)	0.36%	$89.99
Drager CPS 5900 Hazmat Suit	0.36%	$149.99
North Equipment Rhodesian Brushstroke Bush Hat	0.36%	$39.99
Blem British 'Green Zone' Field Pants	0.30%	$59.99
Blem Versengtarn Parka Lite	0.34%	$99.99
Eighty Four Balaclava Tan 499	0.21%	$59.99
$100 Gift Card	0.21%	$100.00
Tychem Responder CSM Hooded Respirator Hazmat Suit	0.21%	$99.99
Ukrainian MultiCam Handwarmer Pouch	0.14%	$59.99
DPM New Production SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket	0.14%	$259.99
Loaded Dice Set ;)	0.14%	Game was rigged from the start
KLMK Gorka K2 Mountain Suit (Your Size)	0.07%	$299.99
South African Bata 'Takkie' Sneakers (Your Size)	0.07%	$64.99
New Vegas Strip Card Decks (Full Set)	0.07%	Ain't that a kick in the head?
Sarajevo Jacket Bundle (Your Size)	0.04%	$199.99
Arktis SMERSH-AK	0.04%	$349.99
$500 Gift Card	0.03%	$500.00
Italian Mimetico Vegetata NC4-09 Protective Armor	0.01%	$429.99
New Vegas Veteran Ranger Duster (Your Size)	0.01%	Plus 20 Damage Threshold
New Vegas "Ranger Seqouia" Display	0.01%	Best Unique Weapon in New Vegas
"Comped" Sushi (Dinner at Sushi restaurant of your choice)	0.01%	Wait, who was in Vegas in 2014?
48 Day Supply of Emergency Water (Purified Water)	0.01%	10 Caps :)
PVS-21 NVG Monocular Set Right Eye	0.01%	$3,199.00

Common Items	Chance	Retail
Three-Pack Random USGI MRE (2025 July Inspection Date)	14.99%	$29.97
British DPM Windproof Smock (No Hood)	7.17%	$39.99
British MTP Field Shirt	5.73%	$29.99
Four Random Stickers, Two Random Patches	5.16%	$34.99
Turkish M2018 Short Sleeve Field Shirt + Turkish M2021 Ripstop Field Cap	4.30%	$39.98
Slovakian M97 Woodland Field Jacket	4.30%	$29.99
Blem Austrian Mountain Issue Anzug 03 Jacket	3.58%	$39.99
British DPM Field Shirt + Turkish M2008 Ripstop Field Cap	3.48%	$25.98
British Royal Mail Windbreaker Jacket	3.41%	$29.99
British 'Petrol' Pullover Sweater + Olive Drab Button-Up Shirt	3.18%	$39.98
Bundeswehr Flecktarn Hardshell Pants	2.87%	$39.99
Ukrainian Armed Forces Combat Gloves + US Army Russian Vehicle ID Playing Card Deck	2.87%	$39.98
$25 Gift Card	2.87%	$25.00
Ghost Of Tora Bora (Italian White 'Alpini' Balaclava + Afghan Pakol Mountain Cap)	2.79%	$34.98
British Desert DPM Field Shirt + Two Random USGI MRE's	2.51%	$39.98
Austrian M75 Short Sleeve Field Shirt + Turkish M2021 Cap	2.15%	$29.98
Blem Austrian M75 BDU Pants	2.15%	$34.99
Khyber Pass AK Tape Full Bundle (1 Of Each)	2.08%	$32.45
Blem British DPM SAS Windproof Smock	1.86%	$49.99
Blem Austrian Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 BDU Pants	1.82%	$34.99
Blem DayZ Official Human Steak Plush	1.72%	$34.99
Khyber Pass Rifle Sling	1.61%	$29.99
Czech Vz92 Field Shirt + Bundeswehr 3 Finger Mittens	1.43%	$34.99
Big Fish Hat	1.43%	$34.99
Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Summer Field Shirt + Zibby Beans	1.19%	$32.98
Blem Flecktarn Field Shirt + Gondola The Plush	1.07%	$49.98
Blem Tropentarn Field Shirt + Turkish M2021 Ripstop Cap	0.72%	$37.98
US Man-Portable Nuclear Weapons Book Set	0.43%	$49.99
British Softshell Jacket + Turkish M2021 Ripstop Field Cap	0.40%	$34.98
Turkish M2018 Air Force Ripstop Field Pants	0.36%	$49.99
Blem British MTP Cover Bundle (Small+Large)	0.29%	$35.99

New To This Sales Event? Want to know how it all works? Head to our gumball page here to find out more...