Brought to you by the KommandoStore & Rubashka department of advanced hydration techniques:
We've teamed up with Rubashka Streetwear to drum up probably our spiciest merchandise bundle yet, featuring safety protocols about the only kind of "boarding" that involves a lot of water but absolutely no summery fun at all...
On the back of the shirt, you'll find a high resolution screen-print of the CIA-approved safety protocol diagram we encourage you to study thoroughly. This will boost morale among you and your advanced-interrogating colleagues and ensure you stay hydrated and healthy.
Specs
- High quality screen-print in color or in white
- Premium American Apparel blank
- Printed in the USA
- May cause mild discomfort among ATF and FBI agents
- Does not endorse any religious or anti-religious organization
Sizing
Our tees are built on the American Apparel 1301 for their durability, comfort, and timeless fit. Please see the Sizing Chart page for more information.
Although the shirts are technically unisex, the Beefy-T is cut for a male wearer and may appear baggy and long on women. The shirt will shrink slightly during the first wash. After this it should fit true to size.
Construction
Our tees are printed using high quality industry-leading equipment in the USA.
The American Apparel 1301 is constructed of 100% cotton, with slightly heavier-than-average fabric weight for durability and comfort.
