What was usually punished with a good 'ol fashion public hanging back in the day is now practically a requirement to become a politician. Evading taxes.
Everyone does it kid, and you can too, just as long as the IRS isn't looking.
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Tax Evader Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch
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Rated 4 out of 5
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Rated 4 out of 5
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The feds made me pay sales tax on this.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Perfect fit for my government-owned workplace. But for real, quality is great and it fits well to backpacks, plate carriers etc.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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so carefree, if only I could be as grossly incandescent
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes, but at least we can try to hide from taxes.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Ordered it, received it, and love it. When jogging around the neighborhood, neighbors always get a kick out of it. Of course they’re always Karen’s that have to comment. “Why do you need a plate carrier to jog around our neighborhood”? But those are funny also.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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Rated 5 out of 5
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