Tomfoolery Expert Completely Reprehensible Admin Patch

Are you a man in digital motley? A humble farmer, tending to his memes? Perhaps an impractical joker? Do you need to wear a vest for protection because it's just a prank, bro!? Wear this patch, and perhaps they'll stay their hand.

In the dance of derision, I am unmatched--with wit as my weapon, I am an expert in the art of folly!

Specs

• 2.5" x 6"
  
• Woven polyester with woven lettering
• Hook and loop backing
• Completely Reprehensible
  
• Not legally binding
• Protected by feudal lords
• Ranger Green or Black

 

Disclaimer: This patch is satire. Please do not take any of these seriously.