Your Legs' Best Defense Against the Cold War (Actual Cold Weather)

When the temperature drops, your standard-issue boxers wave the white flag. That’s when you call in the professionals: the Ukrainian Army Long Johns. These aren't your grandpa's scratchy long johns. This is modern, military-grade grid fleece engineered to keep your lower half from staging a coup during a blizzard. Issued to troops on the front lines, these OD green leggings are your first line of defense against bone-chilling cold, now available in unissued condition.

Whether you're hunting, ice fishing, rucking, skiing, or just never paid your heating bill, these underpants are just what you need. They are the tactical foundation upon which all your cold-weather adventures are built.

Grid Fleece Magic: The secret sauce is the high-performance grid fleece. The geometric pattern creates air channels that trap heat like a furnace while wicking moisture away. It's warmth without the swamp-ass of your forefathers’ prospector undies.

High-Performance Blend: Made from 97% Polyester and 3% Elastane. This gives you the durability and quick-drying properties of poly with just enough stretch to lunge, squat, or tactically retreat without ripping a seam.

Comfort is Non-Negotiable: A soft interior, an elastic waistband that doesn’t quit, and a fit that stays put. These are designed for all-day wear in the harshest conditions.

 

If you’re cold, they’re cold—bring your boys inside.

Specifications

• Ukrainian Army Issue
• Olive Drab Green Colorway
• 97/3 Polyester-Elastane Grid Fleece
• Perfect base layer for frigid days in the zone

 

Condition

Long Johns are in unissued, new condition.