OD Green, Slav-Issue, and Comfier Than Your Life Choices

Ever wanted to dress like you’re bracing for Russian artillery but still lounge like a Babushka's house cat? Step right up: this is the Ukrainian Army OD Green Long Sleeve Undershirt, the choice (by force) of modern conscripts, seasoned volunteers, and anyone who hates itchy, draft-dodger base layers. Forget the Cold War burlap and prisoner hair potato sacks. This thing is 95% cotton, 5% elastane, and 100% more flattering than whatever you wore in gym class. Need the official UA crest to flex your solidarity on fusing yourself with drones? We got you. Prefer the anonymous operator look? We got that too. All in like-new condition that smells more like "shipped from Kiev, not your terminally unemployed uncle’s Kev's basement."

You know the surplus undershirt lottery: boxy, scratchy, sleeves that swallow your hands and your soul. Forget it. The elastane keeps it snug and the collar sharp, even after a week hiding from in-laws or shellfire.

Most “military-style” shirts at the mall have never heard a round go off. These are for real, issued to real soldiers (or at least conscripts) dealing with real mayhem right now. Will you get PTSD from your errands? Not likely. Will you look like you could? Maybe.

Base layer, pajama top, day shirt for reluctantly facing civilization. Whether you’re rucking through mud, camping, or just want to feel tactical while microwaving borscht, this thing outlasts and outshines anything big box stores dare to call thermal.

Choose Your Allegiance: With or without the UA crest. Want to look like you've got connections in logistics command? Crest. Want to keep things low-key for covert donut runs? Do you lust for BANAN? No crest.

OD Green: Because Black Shirts Are Basic (and showcase your cat ownership): Pairs well with surplus, jeans, woodland camo, or the deep existential fear of running out of toilet paper. Also, it hides coffee stains and shame.

Athletic Fit: Hugs your body without making you look like an amorphous blob. Sits nicely under a load-bearing vest, field jacket, or the crushing weight of your responsibilities (or lack thereof).

Like New, No Weird Stories Attached: These are unissued or barely used, so you’ll get clean, sturdy, life-proof undershirts, not mysterious sweat relics riddled with bullet holes and burn marks.

This is real deal combat comfort, and it’s not sticking around. When the world’s supply runs out, you’ll be stuck with knockoffs and lamenting your life. You’ve already paid for this once with your taxes, so you should at least recoup some of that by getting a great deal on it now.

 

Specs

• Genuine Ukrainian Army Issue
• OD Green Colorway (as God and logistics intended)
• 95/5 Cotton/Elastane blend
• Available with Ukrainian Crest (SLAVA!) or without (GET BANAN)

 

Commander in Chief Paddington:  *notices your elastane-flexing bulging biceps*

Surplus Condition

Shirts are in unissued, new condition.